第二章
03
yinweiaoyezuoti，diertianyizao，wodingzheyishuangxiongmaoyanbeimofeimamajiaoxing。
tayibianjiaowoqichuang，yibianmawo。
「youaoyeshuatile？gennishuoguoduoshaocile，aoyebujinshangpifuhaishangshenti，nikankannixianzaixiangshenmeyangzi？duziyoupangleyiquan，lianshangdeyouyouhouleyiceng，chumendoubuyongcamianyoule！wozenmeshengchunizheimegenver？」
woduimofeimadehuazuoerjinyouerchu。
wozhishang180，wogentayibanjianshi？
dandakaimofeideyiju，wolengzhule。
「ma，wodeyifuzhiyouzheijijianma？」
wobengkuidekanzhemofeideyiju，yiliudeheitheiku，yixiuhekutuifeidenengsaixiayizhenggedewo。
woyixiangjingzhipiaoliang，duineixieyifuxianqidebuxing。
mofeimadelianyixiazigengheile。
「mofei，ninengbunengdongdianshi？woneimexinkuzhuanqianyangnirongyima？haitiaodongjianxide？」
wonielenieduzishangdesancengyouyongquan，zhongyuyishidao，e，wobiancongmingle，nawodemeimaohuande。
代价是变胖变丑。
woxianzaishiyigeyoupangyouchoudexueba。
danzheibushiwoyizhimengmeiyiqiudema？buzhidaoweishenme，woxingfendibudele。
wogaoda180dezhishangzhuandongsihua，mofeijialitiaojianhaoxiangshibutaihao，fangzixiao，meiyoubaba，tamamayigerenfuyangtaburongyi，wogaidongdianshi。
kanzaiwozhongyudongshidefenshang，mofeima，ebu，xianzaishiwomale，tajiwozhuleyigeshuizhudan，ranhouzijichileyizhengpenjialexiangchanghebaodandehongshaoniuroumian！
woconglaibuchishuizhudanzheizhongguadanwuweidedongxi，woaihaozhongyouzhongyan，gentizhongliangbaijindemofeijianzhijiushilianggejiduan。
danwomeidexuan，womalianyiwanbaimizhoudoubujiwo，linquxuexiaoqian，tasaijiwoyigebaowenbei，gaosuwo，「elejiuheshui。」
我：......
woqizhemofeidepolanershouzixingche，yibianqiyibiangankaizheiliangzixingchedeburongyi。
tongyangdeganggan，taxuyaoyicixingchengshoulianggerendezhongliangcainengwanchengshiming。
buguocongmingdedanaorangwoyilushangshifenxiangshoudijisuanzhezixingchechelundizhuansu，haiyoucongjiadaoxuexiaodejuli。
wowanquanbuxuyaocaogaozhi，zhijiejiunengzainaoziliyansuanchujieguo。
zheizhongganjueshizaishitaimeimiaole，lingrenshifentaozui。
kenengshisuandetaichushen，kuaidaoxuexiaodeshihouwodezixingcheyixiazijiuzhuangdaolelanganshang，wofeipangdeshentiyixiazicongzixingcheshangfanxialai，yi**dunzuozailedishang。
zhouweidetongxuebujinmeiyouguolaifuwoqilai，haixiaohuawo。
「kan，zheijiushiwomenxuexiaoneigeliangbaijindesipangzi！」
「tazheimepanghaiqizixingche，shixiangbazixingcheyasima？zixingchehaokelian，zaoleshenmenieahahahaha！」
wobujinmeishengqi，haijuedeshifenxinqi。
zheishiwoconglaimeijingliguodexinqitiyana！
wodenaoziwubideqingxing，yinweiwotaipangle，suiranshoulimianjida，danzheiyi**dunzhenshitengsiwole！
keshiwoxianzaibushibendanmeirenle，wogaoxingdizhanqilai，pailepaishuodade**，zhuangzuoruowuqishidifuqizixingche，shijishangtengdeziyaliezui。
jiuzaizheishi，yishuangbai，xixiuzhangdeshoushenleguolai。
我看过去。
下意识就是一愣。
duifangkanwozheigeyangzi，xiaole，「zenmele？burenshiwolexueba？」
woxiaole，「biekaiwanxiaole，zenmekenengburenshini？songyanting，zaoa。」
songyantingdebiaoqingxiangshijianguileyiyang。
wobujie，「zenmele？yilianjianguidebiaoqing？」
songyantingtadangranrenshi，tongbandexuebama，renzhangdeshuai，xuexichengjiyehao。
zhibuguowoyiqiangentajiechubuduo。
woyuanlaisuiranzhishangbugao，danwohenyouzizhizhiming，woconglaibugenbanshangcongmingdeneixierencouzaiyiqi，yinweigentamencouzaiyiqihenrongyibaoluwozhishangdizheigequedian。
zheigequedianshuodabuda，danshuoxiaoyebuxiaoa。
sheiyuanyidingzhege“bendanmeiren”dechenghuzhaoyaoguoshi？jiutebiemeimianzi。
suoyiwoyizhizhuangdeshifengaoleng。
keshiwoxianzaizhishang180，wopashenme？
嘿，小样！
04
danwomeixiangdao，wozhishigensongyantingdalegezhaohueryi，mafanjiuzhaoshangmenlaile。
fangxuehou，wojiubeiduzaixiangzili，jigeranletoufa，xiaofushanghuazhelabixiaoxinhaiyoukuloutoudenvshengbawotuantuanweizhu。
danshitamengegeshencaimiaotiao，youdianweibuzhuwoshuodadeshenqu。
wonaozilifeikuaidijisuanzheyongwoshuodadeshenquzhuangkaitamen，tamenyaochengshoudelidu，yijinengfeichuquduoyuan，haiyouwoyiyidiliudekenengxing......
guoleyihuier，yigeduanfanvshengcaizheliuqinburendebufazouguolaijinggaowo。
「wei，sipangzi，lisongyantingyuanyidian，zhidaolema？」
woyileng，lijimingbaile。
「zhidaozhidao，jiejie，nizenmebukankanwozheimoyangshencai？wogensongyantingshuohuajiushiyinweiwomenliangdouxuexihao，suoyiaoshubandeshihoujianguo，songyantinghaiwenguowotimu。」
sheizhidaozheijuhuachuodaoleduanfanvshengdefeiguanzi。
tapailepaiwoyouninidelian。
「siyatou，nixiangchaofengjiejigenaoziben，jinbuleaoshuban？」
我：......
shuoqizheige，woshiyoudiandeyi。
bijingyiqianwoyejinbuleaoshubana！
danxianzai，wokeyi，wohenjiaoao。
zhishibendanzhidaobendandetongjiao，wolijijiudongle。
「rengeyousuozhangma，yinweiwozhangdeyoupangyouchou，suoyinaozishaoweihaoyidian。zhuweijiejieshencaihao，zhangdeyouhao，xuexichengjihaihao，neirangyibanrenzenmehuoa？」
duanfadajiedasihumeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo。
tabiezhexiao，yanjingweitiao，「meixiangdaonihaitinghuishuohuade。」
woxinlideyi，neibixude！zhishanghaole，yingbiannengliqiangle，yuyanzuzhinenglidangranyeqiangle，haotinghuaneibujiuyiluokuangyiluokuanglailema？
「meiyoumeiyou，shuoshihuazenmenengjiaohuishuohuani？」
kenengyinweiwodewaixingshizaishitaizaogao，jiashangwozuitiantinghua，suoyiwohenkuaijiucongxiaoxiangzilichulaile。
jieguowoyichulai，jiupengdaolewoziji。
e，bushi，yinggaishibaiqinghuan，yuanlaidewoziji。
takandaowodeshihou，biaoqinghuangkong，zhenggerenxiayishisuozaiyiqi，duoduosuosuodilianyijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
danjibianruci，takanshangqushirucidemeili。
ai，wozheizhanglian，wozheishencai，jiusuanzhishangzaidi，pashiyemeirenshedekeze。
youshihoushangtianjiushizheimebugongping。
danshiwobuhouhui，yuqizuoyigewuzhiwujuedebendanmeiren，wohaishixihuanxiangxianzaizheiyang，waixingbaoqian，dannaozicongming。
wozhudonggentadazhaohu，「baiqinghuan，nizenmezaizheili？」
wojiaozijidemingzikesihuale，dantajiaowojiuyoudianjiaobuchukou。
bantiancaituntuntutudao：「mo......fei......」
我觉得很有意思。
wenta：「nizenmezaizheili？」
baiqinghuanduosuodao：「wo，wo，ni，ni，wokanjiannibeitamen......」
woxiaole，lianshangdefeiroudoudouleqilai，「meixiangdaoba，wozheimekuaijiuchulaile？」
kenengshiwoxiaodeyoudiandeyi，baiqinghuanrenbuzhuwenwo。
「你不害怕吗？」
wofanwen：「pashenme？tamenyoubuhuichilewo？」
wokantafanyingbuduijing，lijijiuxiangdaolemougekeneng，「buhuiba，mofei，nigaibuhuishibeitamenbalingguoba？」
woyibuxiaoxin，jiubatadezhenshishenfenshuolechulai。
talianshangdebiaoqinggengjiajingkongle。
danshidapeishangneimeyizhangrenchuwuhaidechunyulian，kanshangquchuchukelian，daoxiangshiwoqifuletayiyang。
tadouzhezuichun，zhanzhanweiweidishuo：「nizenme，zenmezhidaowoshimo......fei？」
shuodaotazijidemingzi，tadezuichunjiugennianshanglejiaoshuiyiyang。
我一愣，随后笑了。
wozenmebuzhidao？woxianzai180dezhishangrucisihua。
woyoukanta，zheimemeilideliandan，neimewanmeideshencai，kexishigezhizhang。
suiranwozhangdechou，danwozhishanggaoa！
zhanzaitamianqian，yimeiyichou，duibigengjiamingxian，woguyizhengningdixiaoqilai。
「wodangranzhidaole，yinweiwojiushini，nijiushiwoya！」
‘baiqinghuan’yi**zuozaidishang。