wocadiaoyanleianweita，“yihoua，nijiushiwodezhangbei，wojiniyanglaosongzhong。”
“nishouguodeneixieku，wohuixiangbanfatinitaogegongdao。”
taturanqingxujidongqilai，lazhewodexiuzisaijintadexiongkou。
womianshangyizheng，taochulaijingranshiyizhangtongzhishu。
yinweizhangjiudefanzhejiashangwenredehuanjing，zhengzhangzhifangfoxiayikejiuyaofenhuawajie。
tongzhishushangfangfangzhengzhengxiezhede，shisunxianvdemingzi。
ersunshaodefuqinjiaosunshangnan。
wobuzhidaotashizenmeshouzhezheicanquedetongzhishuaoguozheijishinian，tashifouxiangguohaihuihuozhekandaochenyuanzhaoxuederizi。
wokuaisujiangsuoyoudeziliaofajitangtang，zhunbeikaitingshenli。
huijiashiyujiansunshao，tachaowohuanglehuangshouji，“haiduokuilenijueqing，buranzuzhiwofadacai!zheijitiandedashangdougouwohuayibeizidele。kanzheiliangche，gexinmaide，hualejigedabuliuni!”
womianwubiaoqingguzhang，“neigongxinia，nimeibuyongzuolaole。”
“tazuobuzuolaoguanwoshenmeshi，woyoubuhuititahaiqian，taneinaozigejianyudaizhezhenghao。”
takakaduiwoyizhenpai，“ganxielaotiesonglaidehuojian。”
wojilibaochiweixiao，zaitajichehongmingyuanquhouwoyouzhuijiayitiaolvshihan。
chulesunshangnandingtimeimeishangxuedeyitiaomaomingdingtizui，jiashangyitiaosunshaodeqinfanxiaoxiangquan。
这家子全是法盲啊!
wojianggangcaideluyinfajilesunxiaoxiao，bijingtaqinaidegegemailejicheyebuyuanyibangtahaiqian。
然后撤回。
zhiyukanmeikanjian，neijiubuguanwodeshile。
womeixiangdaosunshaobahuilaizhaowo，taqiaozheerlangtuiyouyoukaikou，“xiaonizibuyaoxingaoqiao，zheiyangrongyidezuiren。”
woluchuyigeheshandeweixiao，“buhaoyisi，wobupadezuiren。woguimishilvshi，sheirangwobushuangwojiuzhijielvshihanjinggao。”