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hunlidangtian，popozaihuncheqianmiandiuxiayikuaihongbu。
tayaowoguixiaji26gepojiarencaxiecainengjinmen。
wojianjuebugui，ketashuozheishipojiadexisu：
“niyaoshibuguidehuayirenyiwanhongbaoyekeyidixiao。”
wohuangrandawu，12wan8decaili，12wan8dejiazhuang，buganghaochabuduo26wanma？
wozhijieguanshangchemenzhuanshenhuijia。
wojiajigeyidezichangoutaerziguijinianle
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woshiyuanjia，weilefangbianqinqimenchuxihunli，womenxianlinglezhengranhouhunlidingzailelayue26。
hunlidangtian，zhangfuchenhaoranzaozaodidaojiudianjiewo。
keshidaotajiamenkou，quemeiyourenqianwoxiache。
anzhaoyuanxiantaolunguodeliucheng，xiachediyibushixuyaopopoqiande。
zheidaibiaopopoduierxifuerzheigexinjiatingchengyuanderenke。
keshiwozaicheshangzuolebangexiaoshidoumeiyoujiandaopopodeshenying。
chenhaorananweiwo：“womakendingyoushi，nidengwoxiaqukankanqingkuang。”
zheiyikan，tayouquleshijifenzhong，zuihouchuanzheyishenheiyifudepopodalazhelianchulaile。
woxinlihenbushufu，mingmingwojitamaileyitaodahongsedexiqingyifu，taweishenmeyaochuanyishenhei。
buzhidaoderenhaiyiweitacanjiadeshizangli。
weilehunli，worenlemeishuohua。
woyiweitashilaiqianwode，meixiangdaotaquezhijiecongdoulitaochuyikuaihongbudiuzaichezibianshang，dagujiechendanmashangjitabanlaiyibayizi。
tabazangxixidejiaocaizaihongbushanggaosuwo：“niguizaizheikuaihongbushangjiwocaxie，cadeganjingwojiurangnijinwomenjiademen。”
wojianzhibuganxiangxinwodeerduotingdaoleshenme？
naliyourenrangxinnianghunlidangtianjipopocaxiede。
wogenbenbudong，meixiangdaotahaimeiyoushuowan。
tahuitoukanlekanshenhouzhanzhedeyipairenjixushuo：
“zheixiedoushihaorandezhangbei，jiashangwoyigong26geren，meigerendexienidouyaocaganjing。”
疯了！
绝对不可能！
wozhangzheimedajiumeiyoubeirenzheimewuruguo，tamingxianjiushiweinanwo。
chenhaoranyemeixiangdaotahuilaizheiyizhaomashangwenta：
“ma，nizheishiganshenmea？naliyourangerxifuerjiniguixiacaxiede。”
laotaipolimaheilian：“haoran，renjiashuoqulexifuerwangleniang，nizheihaimeiquguomenni，jiubutingwodele？
“niwenwenzheixiedabodamamen，shibushiyouzheixiefengsu？”
tashenhoude25gewogenbenburenshiderenyiqidiantou：
“dui，xinxifuerabushiwomenguyiweinanni，queshiyouzheiyangdefengsu。”
“nibucaxieshijinbulechenjiadedamende。”
我就不擦，凭什么？
zhiqiangoutonghunliliuchengdeshihouzenmemeirenjiwoshuohaiyouzheiyangdefengsu？
pianpiandengwodaolecailaijiwoxiamawei？
wobuxiache，laotaipoyebutuoxie，jiuzheimejiangchizhe。
jifenzhonghou，wotingdaoyourenzaixiaoshengyilun：“tingshuoxinniangzishiweihunxianyun，hunlidoumeiban，duzijiuhuaishanglea，zhenshibuyaolian。”
“jiushi，yaoburanhaorantamaweinanta？kenengjiushixianqitabujiandiandiulianba。”
“nishuoxianzaidenvrenzenmeyigeyigededouzheimebuzhilianchi，yaoshiwomenneigeshihouweihunxianyun，neihaijieshenmehun，zhijiezhuangsisuanle。”
woqisile，wozhishimeibanhunli，keshiwolingzhenglea，pingshenmemawobujiandianmawobuzhilianchi。
wozhiwenchenhaoran：“zheigehunnihaixiangbuxiangjie？”
tahenhuang：“dangranjie，dangranjie，laoponixianbiejidong，yaobuwogenmashangliangyixiazhicaxiebuxiagui？”
“滚！”
wonushichenhaoran：“nixihuancaxieniquca，woyongyuanbukenengjibierencaxie。”
wokandaotazailaotaipodeerbianshuolehaojiu，zuihoulaotaipoyanjingyibi，haoxiangzuoleduodadejuedingside。
“wangxin，jirannibuxiangjiwoxiagui，yebuxiangjiwocaxie，neiwoyedaduyidian，jinimianlezheigeliucheng。”
wozhongyusongleyikouqi，haizidouyoule，zhengyelingle，zhishihuilaizougeguochangwobuxiangnaodetainankan。
meixiangdaotahaimeiyoushuowan：