zhumadadafangfangdixiangjincongyedalegezhaohu：
“nihao，woshiliangyouling，heyuyushiqingmeizhuma。”
shuowantaniutoucoujinwo，zaiwoerbianxiaoshengwendao：“zanliangdezhenshiguanxihecixingdemudenengrushishuoma？”
woyuguangkandaoduimiandejincongyelianseyinchen，shuangquanjinwo。
wozhidaotazheishiyaofanudebiaoxian，suoyixiaoshenghuileliangyouling：
“tabuhuijinijihuishuochukoude。”
guoran，wogangshuowandexiayimiaojincongyejiufalehuo：
“shenshuyu，nijiwoguolai！nishenmeshihoumaochulaiyigezhuma，wozenmebuzhidao？”
“zaishuowomendouyijingdinghunle，niqueheyigenanrentongshichuxian，nikaolvguowodeganshouma？”
wopiaolepangbiandexiatianyiyan，chixiaodao：
“woxuyaokaolvnideganshouma？nizhidema？nipeima？”
wodesanlianwenrangjincongyechediheilelian。
“suoyinijiuzhaolaizheiyangyigenanren，teyipaodaoyiyuanlaiqiwo？”
“shenshuyu，wodouhenishuoleduoshaoci，tiantianxianzaichuyuteshushiqisuoyiwocaizhaogutade！tazaizheiliyoumeiyouqitaqinrenhepengyou，wobuguantasheiguanta？”
“nizenmejiubunengdongshidian？niyiqianyebushizheiyangdea？nizaijixuzheiyangbukeliyu，wokejiuzhendebuxihuannilea！”
jincongyeshuowanjiuminjinzuichun，niutoukanxiangleyibian。
wozhidaotashizaidengwozhudongquhongta，yiqiantashaoyoubushunxinjiuxihuanduiwolengbaoli，ranhouzhidaowoxiangtaditourencuo，tacaihuiliwo。
kezheihui，wolazheliangyoulingjiucongtashenbianraoguo，qingpiaopiaodidiuxiayiju：
“jincongye，ziyouwohaijinile，womenjieshule。”
talikefennudikanxiangwo，shengyindouqidefadoule。
“你！”
“shenshuyu，nikebiehouhui！zheigeshijieshangxiangyaojiajiwodenvrenkebuzhiniyige，daoshinihouhuidoumeidifangkuqu！”
wochongtabaibaishou，shiyitabubidanxinzheiyidian。
“woyijingzhaodaolewoxiangyaojiadenanren，juebuhouhui！”
jincongyeshuangmuchihong，xiangyaozhuiguolaiyuwolilun，quebeilunyishangdexiatianlazhule。
“aye，wodetuiyoutengle，woxianghuibingchuangxiuxi。”
tayouyuleyixia，haishituizhexiatianchaozhediantidefangxiangguoqule。
wozouchuquhaoyuan，shenhouneidaojiaozhedeshixiancaixiaoshi。
hunjianjieshuliangyoulingququche，wozaiyiyuanmenkoudengta。
jincongyejiushizheigeshihouchuxianlewoyanqian，kandechulaitayinggaidenglewohaoyihuier。
“nibushiguyidainanrenlaiyiyuanqiwode？nishilaizuojianchade？ninalibushufu，zenmebuhewoshuo，haiyaozhaoyigewairenpeinilaiyiyuan？”
jincongyedeyuqibigangcaihaolehenduo，keshuodaowozhaoyigewairenpeitongjianchashi，tahaishiyoudianshengqi。
“shuyu，woshinideweihunfu，niyihouyoushenmeshiqingkeyizhijiehewoshuo，wocaishinidekaoshan！”
tingdaotashuotashiwodekaoshan，worenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
zhiqianyouyiciwopagaodasaoweisheng，congtizishangshuaixialaishuaishangletui，tengdedouzhanbuqilai。
woganjinjitadadianhua，rangtapeiwoquyiyuan。
keshitazaimangzheanfuyintanhuanerqingxushikongdebaiyueguang，jidubunaifandichongwohoudao：
“shoushanglejiuzijidachequyiyuan，tiantianxianzailibukaiwo！”
wodangshiweiqudidiaoxialeyanlei，reredidao：
“kenishiwodenanpengyou，woxianzaixuyaonipeia！mingmingnishiwodekaoshan，weishenmeniquezhiguzheneigexiatian！zainixinli，tabiwozheigenvpengyouhaizhongyaoma？”
jincongyezaidianhualifalehendadehuo：
“nibuguojiushicongtizishuaixialaileeryi，nengshangdaonaliqu！tiantiantadoutanhuanzuolunyile，dangranshipeitashigengzhongyaole！”
“shenshuyuwogaosuni，xianzaizhengshitiantianxinlikangfudezhongyaoshiqi，niyaoshizaitianluan，wokejiuzhenshengqibulinile！”
tafawanpiqijiuguaduanledianhua，wozaidaguoqujiuwurenjietingle。
worenzhetuishangdejutongkuzheyigerenquleyiyuan，daoleyiyuancaizhidaotuishuaideguliele。
congneiyihou，wojiumanmanxiguanlebuzaiyilaita。
kexianzai，jincongyejingranbuhaoyisishuotashiwodekaoshan！
真是讽刺至极！
wozhankailehunqianjianchabiaoge，zhizheshangmiandemingtouyigeziyigezidinianjitating。
“jincongye，zheihuinigaiqingchuleba？woshilaizuohunqianjianchade！”