第2章

hanfeixiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao,tingnimenneiyisibushixiyangqi,neibujiuhaobanle。

tayaranerxiao,“neimeerweijiejiekefoufangxiaodiyima?”

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ai,budui,jiangui...

也不对,芭比Q了!

死球喽!

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