第3章 冤大头

yihouzheiyuandatousheiaidangsheidangqu。

kanzhexiaxingerqishenjiuyaozou,laofurenjile“manzhe。”

lianseyebansuizheyinchenxialai“xinger,zheijiushinibudongshile?nagenanzibushisanqisiqie,nilianzheidianrongrenzhidudoumeiyou,chuanchuqunixinxiongxiazhaishandushixiao,nimenzhangxinhoufukeshihaiyoulianggegeerhaimeiyouquqinni?”

kenengshizheisannianlixiaxingertaitinghua,qiaozhexingziyeshiruande,caihuirangtamenyoucuojue,keyisuiyinanie。

shangbeizikebujiushirangtamensuiyinanie,yuquyuqiu。

zhonglaiyishi,haidangtashiruanbaozi。

xiaxingeryigaiwangrigongjing,meimudanran“zuibazhangzaibierenshenshang,tamenshuoshenmewoyeguanbuzhe,yebuzaiyi,zhiyuwodegegemenyehuizantongwodexiangfa。”

laofurenzheihuizhenzhejile,zhanqishenlai,jiuxiangshangqianzhuaxiaxinger,jiaoxiameiyouzhuyi,bazijijibandaole。

yaoshiwangchangxiaxingerzheihuizaojiushangqianlaifuta,duitaxuhanwennuan。

zheihuitazhanzhemeiyoudong,menwaideyangguangzhaozaitalengyanbaixidelianshang,fangfoneigaogaozaishangdeshenming,zaifushidijiandelouyiyiyang。

helianrongshangqianfuqidishangdelaofuren,qigugudeshuo“dasao,muqinshuaidaoleniyebuzhidaofuyixia,jiuzaineilikanzhe,zheishiyigeweirenerxiyinggaizuodema?haihoufuchulaidedixiaojie,jiuzheijiaoyang。nibiewangle,niyijingjiajiwodagele,nizheiyangduidaimuqin,jiubupadagexiulenima?”

xiaxingerkanzheyanqianzheigewenzuideshaonv,lianshanghaiyouyingerfeimeiyoutunqu,shenshangchuanzheyishendanlanseyiqun,zheihaishichuchuntajiaorenjidingzuode,xianzaichuanzhetadeyifu,laizhizeta,zhenshitade

好小姑子。

zicongjiajinjiangjunfu,zijiduitakeshidangzijiqinmeimeiyiyang,yifushoushimeishaosong,jieguoni?

shangbeizizijicansiyeyoutadeyifengonglao。

xiangdaozhei,xiaxingeryaxiaxindidehenyi,dandandao,“banishenshangchuandetuoxialai,toushangdaidejiwozhaixialai,zailaijiwoshuojiao。buyaojinganyixieduanqiwanchifan,fangxiawanmaniangdeshi。”

helianzhiqidelianliandouhongle“zheixieyoubushiwoqiuzhenijiwode,haibushiniweilebajiewo,taohaowosongwode,niyiweiwoxihannizheixiepodongxi,denghuiwodoujinirenghuiqu,heng。”

“hao,xiwangnishuodaozuodao,denghuijiujiwohaihuilai。”xiaxingershuowansaoleqiyujirenyiyan,quandouchenzhelian。

“meishenmeshi,wojiuhuiqule。”xiaxingershuowanjiudabuzoulechuqu。

yuxiahelianjiaderendoumianmianxiangqu,yishiwuyan,tamensheidoumeiyouxiangdao,xianglaihaoshuohuaderen,jintiantaiduhuizheimeqiangying。

xianglaiduipomujingzhongderen,zheicijuranlianpomudehuadoubutingle。

laofurenlenglengshuodao“fangxinba,tahuitongyide,yihouyehuigenyiqianyiyangtinghuade。”

jiusuanzhangxinhoufuderenlai,tamenyebupa,helianjiayoumeiyouweiquta,tayiranshizhengqi。

zheishijiusuanshuochuquyeshitaxiaxingerbuzhanli,zhangxinhoufujiaonvwufang,buhuishuotamenjiangjunfuyijubuhao。

chulelaofurendewuzi,xiaxingerdaizhechunliuzuoshangzaoyizhunbeihaodemache,zhibenhuanggongerqu。

zhengwu,yangguangzhengre,xiaxingerdaizhechunliuyidongbudongdezhanzaigongmenkou,dengdaitaihoudexuanjian。

“xiaojie,taihouhuibuhuijiaonin,womendoudengzheimejiule,yiqianninjingong,budaoyikezhongjiuhuibeixuanjian。”

tamenyijingdenglekuaiyigeshichenle,taihouhaimeiyouxuanjian,chunliuyouxiedanxinzijiaxiaojie。

“xiaojie,ninebue,zaoshanjiumeiyouchi,nindeshentihainengbunengchengdezhu。”

“womeishi,bue。”xiaxingerqueshisihaomeiyouedeganjue,taxianzaizhiyouyigexinnian,jiushiyaoqiuyidaohelidezhiyi,tangtangzhengzhengdehuizhangxinhoufu。

tianzhidaotashirendeduoxinku,caimeiyoudiyishijianhuijia,qukanfuqin,muqin,gegesaozi。

“xiaojie,yaobuhaishisuanleba。zaizenmeyangnidoushizhengqi,jiangjunfuren,tajinmenyezhishigeqie,womenhuiquba,zheigeyabakuijiuchileba。”

xiaxingertingjianchunliuzheiyangshuo,mouseshunjianlenglexialai“chunliu,nizhidaonijiaxiaojiewo,yihouzheiyangzhangtarenweifeng,miezijizhiqidehuajiubuyaozaishuole,nijiaxiaojiewobuaiting。”

chunliutanleyishengqi,tayemeiyoubanfaa,zhishixintengzijiaxiaojie。

benyiweiguyehuilai,xiaojiederizijiuhuihaoguo,keshimeiyouxiangdaoshizheiyangde。

taxianzaihaohuainianzaimeishandexiaojie,neiyangdexianhuo,siyisatuo。

zaozhidaojiubuyinggaitingfurendehua,rangxiaojiejiaren,haishouzheiniaoqi。

shoukanggongnei,huamamaduitaihoubinggao“niangniang,xingerxiaojieyijingzaigongmenkoudenghoukuaiyigeshichenle,ninjianhaishibujianni,yaobuyaonubirangrendafatahuiqu。”

huamamashitaihouhaishiguniangdeshihou,jiuzaishenbiansihoude。

huangtaihoufangxiashoulideshanzi“zheiyatou,zicongchenghunyihou,jiuzaiyemeiyoujingongjianguoaijia,zheigejieguyanshanglaiqiujianaijia,kendingshiyinweineihelianzhigenyeqingyuqingqiuhuangshangcihundeshi。”

huangtaihouxinliyetingbushiziweide“aijiagentamuqinshishoupajiao,zheihaiziyeshiaijiakanzhezhangdade,genzijideguinvmeishenmeliangyang。keshiqianchaodeshi,aijiazenmeguana!”

huamamazhidaotaihouyisi“niangniang,buruxuanjinlaijianjian,rangneihaiziyesusuku,tingshuozheisannianzaijiangjunfuguodeyeburongyi。”

taihousuijiyouxiangdao,neishihouzhangxinhoufurenmeicijingongdouhuidaizhexiaxinger,neishihoubaibainennende,xianggeciwawayiyangkeai,houlaisongqumeishanyihoujiuhenshaojianle,shangcijianhaishisannianqian,tayaodahundeshihou,neigeshihoudeta,meiyoulexiaoshihoudehuopokeai,youdeshishijianvzideyibanyiyan。

“bale,jiuxuantajinjianba。”

huamamatingba,limaquxuanxiaxinger。

xiaxingergensuihuamamalaidaoshoukanggong,guixiaxingli,meiyoutaitou。

taihoukanzhedishangguizhederener,xinliyizhenxinteng,“qilaishuohua。”

xiaxingershuangshoujiaodie,ketoubaixie“taihouniangniang,chennvjinriqiujian,shixiangqiuniangniangyigeendian。”

taihoudao:“nijinrisuoqiushibushihelianzhiyaoquyeqingyuweipingqizhishi。”

“huibingniangniang,zhengshicishi。”

taihoutanleyishengqi,youhuanhuankaikou:“xingera,aijiasuiranshihuangdidemuhou,danshiqianchaozhishi,aijiabunengchashou。”

“aijiazhidao,nixiangrangaijiazuzhihuangdixiazhicihun。”