第1章 死了就死了

“silejiusile,huangshenme。”

moshengdeshengyindaizhenuqizaierbianxiangqi,**beibanzidaguoyizhen**ladeteng,jiangqingyurenbuzhudaoxikouliangqi。

tadongledongshouzhi,jiutingdaopangbianyourenhandao:“shizi,shizifeimeisi,tashouzhidongle。”

“niqudatongshuilai。”wuqingdeshengyinlengjingdianpai,buyihuiershiweitizheshuilaile,luohanmianwubolandao:“jibenshizipo。”

“jiangqingyunixinga,douxuehuizhuangsile,zenmebuzhuangjiuyidian,zaiduozhuanghuier,benshizijiukeyianpairenbanimaile。”

jiangqingyuwanquanqingxingshirangyitonglengshuipoxingde,lengshui**leshangkou,tengdetadaoxikouqi,zhenggerenxiangcongshuililaoqilaiyiyang,shuididawangxiadiao,zhengkaiyanzhunbeifahuodejiangqingyu,zaikandaomianqianguseguxiangdetingyuan,lengleyihuier。

haimeixiaohuayanqiankandaodeyiqie,naodailijiuyongjinyigumoshengdejiyi,zheijushentimingjiaojiangqingyu,gentaxingtongyin,mingziyiyang。shihuangdiqinfengdechaoyangjunzhu,ronglezhanggongzhudedunv,fuqinshidingguojiangjun,zhangnianzhenshoubianguan。

zaiyicigongyanshangjianguoluohanhoujiuduitaxinshenghuanxi,yushibangeyueqiantajijihoujiuquzhaohuangdiruanmoyingpaodiqingtacilehun,cihunxialaibangeyuehoutaruyuanheweiyuanhoushiziluohanchengleqin。congcihundaochengqinganghaoyiyue,luohanjiuquleliangfangyiniang,houjinmendeshitadeqingmei,suxiang。

erjintianyidazaoxianjinmendemeiyiniangzhaodaoluohan,shuojiangqingyuzaichaifangsihuixiaren,suihoudaizheluohanzaichaifangbataheneigemianshengdenanrenzhualegexianxing。

luohanyinchenzhelianfenfushiweiyazhetamenquqianting,guniangyaodingzijibeixianhai,ailedunbanzi,sheizhidaojiuzheiyangbeidasile。

jiangqingyuyibiangankaizheiguniangsidetaijiandandeshihou,yibianzhunbeibazheiguniangdehunzhaolai,bangtawanchengxinyuanrangtaanxintoutai,bijingzhanlerenjiashenti,defuchudiandaijia。

ertayeshidaomei,zuotiancaisuanchumingzhongyoujie,haimeilaidejisuanzenmedujie,jiuyinweiyichangkongbuxijisile,ranhouchuandaolezheigejiangqingyudeshentili。

zhengzhunbeidongshouhuazhaohunfudeta,shougangtaiqilaijiubeiyigeshencaifeipangdepozizhuaizhule:“shizifei,shiziwennihuani,nierduolongle。”

jiangqingyuzheicaitaitoukanqu,yuanlaizheixierendouhaimeizou。

tadadiaozhangmamaneizhizhuazhetashoubeideshou,shunshoudaletayibazhang:“nisuangeshenmedongxi?gangenwodahuxiaojiao。”

kanzhezhangmamayiliannuqi,jiangqingyuzhanqilaizoudaoluohanmianqian,daliangzhezheizhangrangyuanzhuyijianzhongqingdelian,budebuchengren,queshiyouzigerangrenyijianzhongqing。

jianjiangqingyushenseziruodikanzheziji,luohanyilianyinchen,“nizaikanyiyan,xinbuxinbenshiziwaleniyanjing。”

“niganme?”jiangqingyulengshengdao:“wojiuzhanzaizheili,youbenshinilaiwayigekankan。”

“shizifei,nikuaigenshizirengecuo,shizixingxujiumeiyouneimeshengqile。”neigefaxiantagenrensihuidemeiyiniangzhanzailuohanpangbianyouyoudishuo。

jiangqingyuzheicaizhuanguotoukanta,“nipingshenmeyaowogentarencuo?niyouyoushenmezigelaijiaowozuoshi?”

“jiangqingyu,nifandecuoruoshizaipingchangrenjia,genbenbuhuijinikaikoushuohuadejihui,dengdainidejieguobushiyisixiezui,jiushiyijingchentang,yiweixiangshizifulirennijiaobian。”luohanzhizhejiangqingyuduiwaimianyipaishiweishuo:“likezhunbeimache,bazheigebuzhilianchidenvrensongdaoqiyunshandeantangqu。”

“shenweishizi,bubinggongchuli,piantingxiaorensongyongliangjujiuwangxiangjibenjunzhudingzui,niyouzigema?”jiangqingyulengxiaodao:“benjunzhushenweidangchaojunzhu,yaoshenmeyangdenanrenbuxing,feiyao**daosuibiangenrentongjianhaiyaorangnifaxian?nijuedewokanqilaixiangneimechunderen?”

“junzhuchunbuchunbenshizibuzhi,danyezhidaoyidian,junzhukanshangderenshiyidinghuixiangfangshefanongdaoshoude。”

“nizaishuonizijima?”jiangqingyukanzheta,“dacongxinli,nibuxianggenwochengqin,danshiyinweiwoyoushengzhi,suoyinibudebucong。”

“junzhuhebimingzhiguwen。”

“neijiandan。”jiangqingyusongkaileweizhoudemei,“zhunbeizhibiwojinixiushuyifeng,hainiziyoushen,aigensheichengqinjiugensheichengqin。”

“jiangqingyu,nibiewanyuqinguzongdebaxi。”luohannudao:“mingmingshinigoudananrenbeizhuazhengzhe,rangwochengweixiaohua,nihaiyoulianxiexiushu,nipingshenme?yaoxiuyeshibenshizixiuleni。”

luohanshizhendeshengqi,yinweizheicihunshidangchujiangqingyuzijiquqiude,zheicaichengqinyigeyue,tajiuganzaitayanpizidixiajitadailvmao,jianzhigaisi。

现在居然还想休夫!

姜清玉,你做梦!

“wozuoshixianglaishiwoxihuan,woleyi,zhiqianxihuannijiugennichengqin,xianzaibuxihuanle,neijiuxiuleni,duojiandandedaoli,zhiyunixiuwo,woquannihaishibiezuomengle。”

“你敢休夫试试。”

“zheitiandixiajiumeiyouwojiangqingyubuganzuodeshi。”

“lairen,likebajunzhubangqilai。”luohanyaoyaqiechididengzhejiangqingyu:“diaozaiyuanlideshushang,shenmeshihourenshidaocuowuleshenmeshihoufangxialai。”

jiangqingyuzhanzaiyuandi,yuguangsaoleyiyannazheshengzichaotaweiguolaideshiwei,manbujingxindicongshenshangquchuyikuaijincancandepaizijuqi,“jianjinpairujianhuangshang,nimenhaibugui?”

kanzhejiangqingyulaoshenzaizaideyangzi,luohanyaoya,kanzheyizhongrendouguixia,jiangqingyuzoudaozhuweishangzuoxia,kanzheyipaiguizaidixiaderen,muguanglenglengdikanzheluohandao:“nixiangbawobangqilaidiaozhe,niyaozhidaonibujinshishizi,haishiwodezhangfu,yudaowentilebujinbuweihuzijideqizi,haixiangzhequdachengzhao,nishuonizheiyangdenanrenyaolaiyoushenmeyongni?wodangchuzhenshiyanxiaxinmangcaihuiqingqiucihun。”

“niyaozhidao,wodefuqinshijiangjun,muqinshizhanggongzhu,jiujiushihuangdi,nishuoniduidangchaojunzhuyongsixingzheijianshichuandaotamenerduoli,dengdainimenluojiadejieguoshishenme?”

“xianzaikaishibaijunzhudejiazile?”luohanfengcidao。

“benjunzhumingzhengyanshun,bianshitiantiandoubaijunzhudejiazi,niyouruhe?”

“zheirenzhengwuzhengdouzai,hexuduowen?”luohanhedao:“yuanlaijunzhushiganzuobugandangma?”

jiangqingyudandandedingzheta,“baneigegenwosihuidexiarendaiguolai。”

shunzheluohanyaosharendemuguang,jiangqingyukandaoleyigewuhuadabangchuanjiadingfudezhongniannanrenpazaimenkou,zhenggebeibeidadepikairouzhan,xueroumohu。

“zheijiushineigegenwosihuideren?jingranzhangzheiyang….”jiangqingyurenbuzhuqingxiaoyisheng,“waigualiezao?”

tingzhejiangqingyumanbujingxindeshengyin,datingderendouchayilepianke。shizifulisheibuzhidao,zheiweiyouzheqiangdabeijingdeshizifeishigeruanbaozi,meixinjibushuo,tianzhendexianggesansuixiaohaiyiyang,jianzhijiushiyuchun。

youqi,shizishuoyitacongbushuoer,zaishizimianqian,jianzhibeiweidaochenaili,mofeijintianzheifanchangshiyinweibeibijile?