第2章
“qiaoshishuaiduanshuangtui，xingtongfeiren。woxianzaiyutaheli，bataganhuiniangjia，yiyanghuibeirenchuoduanjilianggu，youshenmequbie？”
qingniannanzilengzheyizhanglian，chuixiayanpi，sangyinanya。
qiaoqiaotiaomei，shixianconghengmeinumudelaotaitaishenshang，zhuanyidaoqingniannanzishenshang。
henmingxian，laotaitaidehuarangqingniannanzineixinyousuodongyaole。
zhiyuduifangyikaishideneidianburenheweihu，chuzizishenliangxin、ganqingyihuoweishan，tazanshipanduanbuchu。
toutounieleniezijihaowuzhijuedeshuangtui，nandaozheishilaotianchengfatabuzhenxishengming，guyibatanonglaizheishouzhemode？
这开局地狱啊！
yuanshenlianggenverjingkonghaipadibaozaiyiqi，raoshileiliumanmian，yebuganzaicikeduoshuoyijule。
“wengeer......”
zhizimoruomu。lianchulaizhadaodeqiaoqiaodounengjuechachulaidexijie，laotaitaizenhuikanbuchulai。
henhenroulebafuzhongdeyuyanpao，laotaitaizaijiezaili，chenshulihai。
“biewangle，niyeyehenidielinzhongshi，xinxinniannianjiguadejiushinizheidushuwenti。”
“xianzaishidaoshiluanzhe，meifajinxue。kesheiganbaozhengnaritianxiataiping，chaotingbuhuizhongkaienke？”
“daoneishi，ruobeiyouxinrentanjiuniyuzheifeiwudeheliyuanyin，guyimoheini、zaoyaozhongshangnizenmeban？”
qingniannanzijiemaoyizhenzhandong。yanpixianqilai，saoleqiaoqiaoyiyan。dengqiaoqiaokanguoqu，tapianzhuantou，youbuganyutayanjingduishi。
乔巧冷笑。
“yuanyin......bujiushijianrencanle，pobujidaishuaibaofuma？shishijuzai，yongdezhemohei？zaoyaozhongshang？”
“你给我闭嘴！”
weileshuofuerzi，laotaitaiyoujiyouqi，yebanfenmeibazishenzheigeyichengfeirendexifufangzaiyanli。
jianqiaoqiaoyifannuoruochangtaijinggandingzui，qiezhiyanbuhuisikaineicengguoxiubu。dunrannaoxiuchengnu，lunqibazhangjiuguaixiangtadelian！
zheilaotaitaidangzhenshiyiyanbuhejiudongshoua。
jiuzheipofujiashi，haidasuanpeiyangerzikeju？qiaoqiaochizhipenbi。
lianyipian，rangguoduifangshouzhang，wugenshouzhigouzhuqixiuguan，jielishilizhiqingqingyizhuai，laotaitaidangrenburang、wawaluanjiaozheshuailegedamapa！
“peng”deyisheng，lianchonglikezaichuangbanshang，xiaofuzhongzhongzaxiangqiaoqiaodetui。
beiyaliangcile，qiaoqiaoyijiushimeishenmezhijue，laotaitaidelianquetengbianlexing。
jiaoduwenti，qingniannanzizhikanjiantaniangxiangdaqiaoqiao，quemeikanjianqiaoqiaosixiadexiaodongzuo。
tingzhetaniangpaxiahouhenghengjiji，xiesidilipokoumanma，yizhenlengshen。
qiaoqiaoxianqideshouchengchuangban，bazijiwangchuanglicenuolenuo。
laotaitairutonggeqiandeyu，sizhifengkuangwudongxiangyaozhengzhaqishen，haoqidehuichenmantianfei，youjiedaocaogandoupiaojinqiaoqiaozuilile。
changdaomeilanweigangxiangyaotuchulai，bianzaizheiyishunjian，tamodidaizhule！
yanqianheranfuxianchuyikuaibantoumingguangban，shangmianyongbiaozhunzhengkaitixiezhejixingzi。
稻草杆：
脱谷后的晚稻制成。
bodiaowaimianyicengdaoye，liuxiazhongjiancuyingdedaogan。zailieridixiabaoshaidenggantouhou，sezejinhuangfanbaijicheng。
yongdaocaoganzuochuangdian，dongnuanxialiang、tou⽓xinghao、rouruanshushi。
quedianshimeiyoudanxing，rongyimeilanshengchong。
hongsexiaozi：keyizhuanhuan。shifouzhuanhuan？
qiaoqiaoyonglirourouyanjing，zaikankanpingmu，zhandoudeshouzhi，shashadianchuqu，zhijiechuantoupingmu。
lingyizhigujiefenmingdedashou，cikeganghaozishangerxia，fuqilaotaitai，yutashoubeixiangchu。
pingmudangyangchuliangquanxixidebowen，xuanjixiaoshi。
qingniannanzideshixian，congqiaoqiaodeshou，yixiangqiaoqiaodeyan。
qiaoqiaoxunsuditou，yangaizijiyiliandezhenjing。
ganggangneigebantoumingpingmu，daodishishenme？
“文哥儿！”
haoburongyizhongxinzhanwendelaotaitai，nuhuogengshen，zhuazheqingniannanzibeiwanyongliyaohuangliangxia：
“nigangyeqinyankandaole，nizheixifuduiniangjiushizheizhongtaidu！”
“nijiwoxiuleta！yidingyaoxiuleta！”
“buxiao、wuzi！danlunqichu，tajiufanliangchu！pingzhei，zanmendingjiajinrijiangtasaodichumen，rensheiyetiaobuchubangecuozi！”
“娘......”
qingniannanzijinzhoumeitou，yuyuhaixiu。
qiaoqiaocaibuguantaxianzaineixinzhenshixiangfa，zhanzaiyuanshenlichang，limafanchunxiangji：
“buxiao？shizhifangcailianxuliangci，womeibeinibazhangdashima？woshentibennengshanduole？”
“wuchu？leyatoupanyatoubushinidingjiadezhong？zheimepobujidaijinierzitoushangdailvmaozi？”
“他......”
“womenhainianqing，zenmejiuduandingwomenyihoubunengzaishengle？”
yuanshenduodazhangshenmeyangtabuqingchu，danqingniannanzikanshangqujiuhennianqing，ershigangchutoudemoyang。
qiaoqiaoqisile，yuanshentanshangzheimeyigefujia，jianzhishigaoxiaolaide。
mingmingxiangpaoqicanfeiwuyongdeyuanshen，pianhaiyaoweimingshengzaikoulianggeshipenzijiyuanshen。
tahuirangzheiduimuziruyima？
当然不能！
“yugaimizhang！jintianzheixiushunimenjinguanxie，mingtianwojiunazhetaqugaoguan，rangdequanshijiedouzhidao，rangsuoyourendoukanqingnimendingjiarendechouezuilian。”
“你......”
dinglaotaitaimenzhezijiaxiongkou，shouzhizhanweiweizhixiangqiaoqiao，yigejingchuanqi。
shuoshunlejing，mianduiqingniannanziliangdaoyihuotanjiudeyouanmuguang，qiaoqiaozheihuiyegubushangle。jiudangtabei**xingqingdabianhaole，jixulengxiao。
“你什么你！”
“jiusuanyouneiqichu，meitingshuoguohaiyousanbuqu？”
她伸出一根小指头。
“changgengsanniansangbuqu。woyutacengyiqiweigonggongshouxiaosannian，cinaiyibuqu！”
tingdingjiamuzideduihua，zheigejiadinglaodieyinggaishigale。zhaochanglituiduan，yuanshenbidingweigongdiedaiguoxiaode，suoyitazheimeshuo。
再伸一根无名指。
“dier，yousuoshouwusuoguibuqu。wohaohaoyigerenjiajinnijia，weicaochijiawushuaiduantuichengcanji，xianzaibawodiuhuiniangjia，niangjiahuijienama？”
“ciweiduanwoshenglu，shierbuqu......”
“够了！”
dinglaotaitaitingdemudengkoudai。qiaoqiaozhenzhenyouci，haidailiangchuzhongzhi，shuogesanbuqu，qingniannanzidouranbaoheyisheng，daduanletadehua。
qiaoqiaominqizuijiao，yingjieqingniannanzifantengzhejingnu、yihuo、xiukuizhongzhongqingxujiaozhideliangdaomuguang，lveweigaoangqibojing。
“bieshuole......”
qingniannanziyouyoukantayihui，manlianfuza。
“wo......xiehelishu。”
“文哥儿！”
dinglaotaijianlidihan。congtoudaojiao，meiyigemaoxikong，dousanfachunongnongbugan。
乔巧嗤笑一声。
yaobushinvrenzaigudaishiruoshi，beixiuhenyaoming，qiaoqiaoshizhenbuxieyuhezheiduimuziduoshuoshenme。
脏嘴。