第5章
“xiaochusheng，nichigefandoubunengansheng？**meidexinyishangainiyanle？”
linjianguobenjiubieleyiduzixiehuomeichusa，cikexiangbeidianrandepaozhang，zhongzhongyishuaikuaizi，wandiezhendedingdangxiang。
linwanqiu“ha”diyishengguaixiao。
“takebushiwomeimei，shinigenzheigepoxieshengdeyezhong！”tayiyousuozhidipielezhaojinhuayiyan。
“ni......！”linjianguoqidelianshangdejiroubushoukongzhidichouchu。
“我什么我？”
linwanqiushengyinbagao，“bushiwoshuo，jiutazheizhanglian，genniyigemozikechulaideqiongsuanxiang，chuanshanglongpaoyebuxiangtaizi！haitiefanwan？wokantayejiupeiduanzhegepowanyanjieyaofan！neicaishitadezhengjingqiancheng。”
“nijilaozizhukou！”linjianguopaoxiaozhe，shituyongyinliangyaguota。
linwanqiumanbujingxinditaoletaoerduo，“houshenmehou，laihamadahaqianside，haodadekouqi！”
linjianguobeiyedemianpizizhang，mengdiyibazhanghenhenpaizaizhuomianshang，“nigeniezhang，younizheimegennidieshuohuadema？！”
wanqiuquexiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，“die？niyepei？nijiushigewangenfuyidewonangfei！xianzaihaixiangmainverjinineiyezhongpulu？”
talengxiaoyisheng，“xiangpichinini！”
huayinluoxia，tayanlidefengkuangdaodadingdian！
buzaikanrenheren，mengdizhanqishen，yibaxianfanfanzhuo！
“我让你们吃！”
咣当——
baomichazi、xiancaiganzi、popanzilanwanfenfenyangchu，pitougailianzaxiangzhongren！
“a——！”zhaojinhuahelinyueyuejingjiaozhehoutui。
linjianguoshiliaoweiji，beishengcaishengtangjiaoleyilianyishen，lianshangdefennubeidingge，yishunjianzhuanweilejinghai。
linwanqiuzhuanshen，hengzhebuchengdiaodexiaoquer，jiaobuqingkuaidihuilezijidefangjian。
“peng”diyishengshuaishanglemen！
yigukuaiyiyongshangxintou，hunshenshuangdedaduosuo！
这感觉，才对味儿！
waitouhaoyihuier，caixiangqilinyueyuedechuoqi。
“fengle......fengle......”zhaojinhuahunshenfazhan，“jianguo，ta......”
“你闭嘴！”
linjianguonuhou，youdanxinhoudetaidasheng，balinwanqiuyinchulai，youyiyazhesangzi。
linyueyuewuwuyanyan，jiaolesheng：“die......”
yiwangtazheiyangyiku，diedouhuixintengta，qujiaoxunlinwanqiu。
zheihuilinjianguoqueehenhendengletayiyan：“kukuku，jiuzhidaoku！zheigejiahaibugouluanma！”
shuowan，tileyijiaodishangdesuipanzi，zhuanshenchulejiamen。
zhishenglinyueyuehezhaojinhuaniangliang，kuyebushi，mayebugan，wowonangnangdishoushilejialidecanju。
第二天一大早。
linjianguojiupengpengpengqiaoxiangletadewumen，yaodaizhetaqujiwangjiarenpeizui。
林婉秋充耳不闻。
zhaojinhuaweilemianfangchangdegongzuo，haoshuodaishuobalinjianguoquanlexialai。
liangrenmamalieliedichumen，quwangjiadengmendaoqianqule。
linwanqiugenbenmeibazheishierfangzaixinshang。
tadudingwangjiaxianzaihenbudeshengsileta，zheimenqinshitiedingshihuangdetoutoudele！
taledeqingxian，fanshenjixushuihuilongjuequle。
哪曾想！
haiweidaozhongwu，yuanmenbeituikai，zhaojinhuakangfendedasangmenxiangqi，xiangzhidaleshengzhangdelaomuji。
“aiyo，kesuanshihuilaile！linzhezheimeduodongxi，kebawoleigegouqiang！”
linwanqiuzaiwulitingdezhenqie，xinligedengyixia。
这语气......
不对劲！
linwanqiumengdicongkangshangdanqilai，touguomenfengwangwaiqiao。
zhaojinhuahelinjianguohongguangmanmiandijinlemen，shoulitide、gezhiwoxiajiade、beishangkangde，manmandangdangquanshidongxi！
linwanqiunaozili“weng”deyisheng，yipiankongbai！
这架势......
王家没有退亲？！
“wodelaotianyeya！”zhaojinhuabadongxiwangzhuoshangyiliao，chazheyaozhichuancuqi，“zheiwangjiakezhenshicaishenyexiafana！qiaoqiao，qiaoqiaozheidongxi！”
taxiaoxinyiyiditaochulianggegugunangnangdedahongzhibao，yigelimianshiyibaizhangzhanxindedatuanjie，yigelimiandeshihouhouyidieliangpiao！
linjianguoyebabeishangdezhixiangfangxia，heiheicuoshou，“laowangjiabanshi，zhenshizheige！”
tabilegedamuzhi，congzhixianglibanchuyitaizhanxindefengrenji！
“shanghaipaierde，zheiwanyiermeipiaogenbenmaibuzhe！”
dongxiyijianjianbeinachulai，duichenglexiaoshan。
gaodian、guantou、buliao、nuanshuihu......haiyouguijiadenvshishoubiao！
linwanqiuyizaixiaowudemenkuangshang，zhijiansisikouzhemutoufeng。
congerrendeduihuazhong，zongsuanlejiedaoshiqingdeyuanwei......
zhangxiufangxinghoulikequzhaoneisuanmingdesuanzhang，jieguoneizhangxiaziyanpidoubudailiaode，luopanneimeyizhuan，dangchangdepandinglinwanqiushibainiannanyude‘huofenghuang’！
taneinalishishenmefengbing，neishihuofengchongtian，didangxiesui，zhutianjianghengcai，nanrenshengguandedajidalizhizhao！
xianglinwanqiuzheiyangdemingge，fanfusuzigenbenyabuzhu，jiudeshiwangjiazheiyangdeshenzhaidayuancaizhendezhu！
quleta，wangjiajiuqingdengzheshengguanfacaiba！
yaoshicuoguozheimenqinshi，neijiushibahuocaishenwangwaitui......
zhangxiufangbeishuodeyilengyileng，dangchangjiubuhaole，yanjingdouliangle！
wangbiaoqichuhaibuleyi，beizhangxiufangzhizhebizimaleyitong。
guantalinwanqiushifengshisha，quhuiquwangxiaoyuanyiguan，shengmizhuchengshufan！gaiwangfuwangfu，gaishengerzishengerzi！
yigeyatoupianzi，hainengfanletianbucheng？
tagannao，daxiedizichoubusita！
王彪这才歇了菜。
jiuzheiyang，wangjiaganghejizhezaicidengmen，linjianguoerrenjiubabaditieleshangqu，liangjiahuosuguolecaili，zheimenqinshiyesuanshibanshangdingdingle。
linwanqiuzhijuedeyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai！
shenmehuofengchongtian、dajidali......
全他妈扯淡！
neizhangxiazishibushigentayouxuehaishenchoua！
qianshineixiebeizhemo、bei**dehuamianzaicishezhuletadexinzang！
yigubaolidexueqizhichongtouding！
跑！
现在就跑！
taxiangzhibeihuoliaoleweibademao，fafengsidizaiwulifanzhaohukouben。
“在找这个？”
zhaojinhuabuzhiheshizhanzailemenkou，shouliniezhegeanhongseyingpixiaobenzi。
heranshijialidehukouben。
rujin，zheiqinshidingxialaile，renpingtalinwanqiuruhenaoteng，wangjiayebuhuituihun，linyueyuemianfangchangdegongzuoyesuanluotingle。
zhaojinhuayifanchangtai，xiaorongbuzaixuwei，manlianeduhedeyi，“xiaojiantizi，woquannisilezheitiaoxinba！wangjiadeqinshi，banshangdingding，santianhoujiuguomen！laolaoshishidangnidewangjiashaonainaiqu！”
taxinshangzhelinwanqiuyanlifanyongdejuewang，xinmanyizudizhuanshen，niuzheyaozhizoudaotangwudedalijuqian。
dangzhelinwanqiudemian，jiangneihukouben，liantongwangjiasonglaidecaili，yigunaodisaijinjuzishenchu！
“kuangdang！”jumenhesi，datongsuoluoxia。
linwanqiudingzheneibasuotou，xintouhenhenyitiao！
yandineidianjuewangbeitaotianhenyisuoqudai，shaochenglehairendeguihuo！
好啊！
真他娘的好！
tamenbushidoupanzhetajinwangjianeigemokuma？
行，那她就去！
kantazheihuibubawangjianeichizixingchoudefenshuijiaotagetianfandifu！jifeigoutiao！
她要疯给所有人看！
谁也别想好过！