第5章
“niangdamingtianqiwoxiangqubaizhaodafuweishi，gentaxueyishu，daoshihoujiunengjiniangzhikesoudelaomaobing，hainengjidagezhitui，jisangezhishou”
mumianqishenzhengzhongdeshuozhetadejueding。yishuangdayanjinghushanhushandehenshihaokan。
yuanzhubuhuiyishu，tazheiyaoshiyixiazihuiyishujiarenbudehegehaodai，dangtashilingleini！baishibuguoshizhaogehuiyishudeyoutou。
“aiyou，woguinvxiaoshunlei，fuyazhangdaledongshile，haizhidaodianxinnianghelianggegege，nimenlianggexuezhedian，shahuhude，haishiwoguinvzuihao，keke，laosannixiaomeiyouzheigexin，buguandaoshihouxuebuxuedehuiyishu，zhibuzhidehaonizheishou，nidoubunengguaixiaomei，deganjitayouzheifenxin，keke”
laoliupozilazheguinvdexiaoshouzheigejidong，tongshiyebuwanglejilianggeerzixinao。
guinvzicongzhudonghezhangjiatuihunzhihou，jiuxiangbiangeren，zheigaibianshichaozhehaodifangfazhan，tagaoxing。
liupozixiangqilaitaguinvshengxialaideshihouzhaolaodaoshusuanguobazi，shuotashigeyoufude，tajiqigexiaomingjiaofuya。
zhiqianguinvzuodehuangtangshibachengshihexiucaibazibuhe，jifangde，zheiyituihun，taguinvjiuhuodetongtoule，zhenshidahaoshi。
“niangqiaonizheihuashuode，xiaomeixueyishushihaoshi，wojushuangshoushuangjiaozhichi，buguanxiaomeizhibuzhidehaowozheishou，woganjihailaibujinalishedeguaita，niangzheidoushiming，woren”
木老三站起来表态。
mumianyanjiaopiedaosangedeyoushoushang，yanlimanshixinteng。
sangeshigedushuren，yaobushibeirendashangleshou，shanggeyuexiangshisangekendingyeshizhongxiucaide，sangedangchukeshixueyuanliceshidiyiming，mianbulezhaorenjidu。
jiushidangshiheidengxiahuode，sangeyemeikanqingfeiletayoushoudehunqiushishei？
yaoshijiaotadaidaoneihunqiu，tadingbuqingraota，huirenqiantuyouruduanrenhoulu，bizhijieshalehaijiaorentongku。
tasangeyoushizheimegejiaoaoderen，zenmeganxin？
“sangeweilenizheishou，woyeyaohezhaodafuhaohaoxueyishuzhihaonizheishou，daoshihouwozhuanqiangongnijixunianshu，sangenihainabiganzi”
mumianpaizhexiongfuxinshidandandebaozheng，shuodeneijiaoyigechicheng，jitasangehongdedoukuaizhaobuzhebeile，yigeqichinanerzhanzaineilikanzhexiaomeishale。
musanyemeizhenzhiwangxiaomeinengzhihaotazheishou，jiutingzhexiaomeizheihuaxinlijiushutan。
这个小妹他没白疼！
muersaoshuzheerduotingxiaoguzizheihua，xinliyizhenbiyi，yejiulaosanneishazixinzheihua。
xiaoguzijiushigejianbunengkangshoubunengtidefeiwu，beijialijiaoyangguanle，buchuqureshijiuamituofole。
“xiaoguzihuashuodezheigehuahua，xianqiebushuojiunizheizizhinengbunengruzhaoshenyideyan，wokeshitingshuozheishilibacunshangganzhejizhaoshenyidangtudiderendounengcongcundongtoupaidaocunxitou，yemeijianzhaoshenyishouleshei？zhaoshenyiyaoshinengshouni，wojiujinixiyiniandeyiwu”
“ersaozheihuawokejizhule，wokezuibuaixiyiwu，jiuweiwozheiyinianyiwuyouzheluo，woyedexiangzhefajiaozhaoshenyishouxiawozheigetudi，ersaojiuqiaohaoba”
mumiangoulegouzuijiao，takelele，yourenshangganzhejitaxiyiwu，haishiyinian。
muersaoyagenjiumeijiangxiaoguzizheihuafangxinshang，tayagenjiubuxin。
mumianqiaozhezuozaineiliguaiguaiqiaoqiaodexiaosanbaobenzhuodenazheshaoziwangzuilisaihuhu，xiaonaiwashouhaibutaihaoshi，shaoziyipie，shangshouzhijiezhuahuhu，nonglemanshoumanlianmanyishangdoushihuhu。
吃顿饭跟打仗似的！
mumianyouxiexiangxiao，zuoyouzheixiaonaiwazheiyangle，dengdaotachiwanzaixishou，yemeiquguanta。
“aiyou！nizheigexiaozuzonga！keke!zenmenongyishen？keke。zheikeshijinzaoganghuandeyishang，keke，zaoniea！yangnimenzheibangmeiyongdezaizi”
liupoziqiaozhexiaosunzibaoyuanzhe，qishishiqitaniangchongtaguinvsaqi。
“niangsanbaocaiyisuiduo，nengyigechifanyijingbucuole，chiwanwojitaxixihainengyao，rengbule，nijiubieguanle，wolaishoushi”
mumianlazhutaniangdegebokaijiezhe。
liulaopozibenlaibushundexinqiyixiajiushunle“woguinvdongshilei！”
xiaosanbaochiwanmumianbaozhetaquxi，zhuozidoujianle，erbaozheicaiqihuhucongwaimianpaohuilai。
“nianghaiyoufanma？paoleyilukeleisiwole”
“daerziniyoupaonasayequchifandoubuzhidaohuilai”
muersaozuishangzheimeshuo，tuihaishimaijinlezaotainei。
tajidaerziliuleyidawanyecaihuhuduanjita。
“bietilezanjiabushilaihuairenqifuxiaogugu，wopaoqudilihandie，diekehaotingshuozheishisaleyazijiupao，worenxiaotuixiaonianbushang，doujiwopaochaqile，wuwu”
erbaoxiaolianqigugude，tiqizheishijiuweiquzuihouhaokuqilai。
“xinglekushaku，zheigexinfan，nidiezheigeshaqiandaode，weilegemeizilianerzidoubuyaole，nixiaoguguzheigereshijingyebuzhidaonalihao”
muersaoheerzixutaozhe。
“hao，xiaogugujiuhao，caibushireshijing，niangnibiexiashuojiaonaihedietingdao”
erbaodakoubalahuhu，haibuwangtaitouzhengbianyiju。
naishuolebuxubierenhuluanshuoxiaoguguhuaihua，niangyebuxing！
“yangbushudebaiyanlang，woshininiangtashininiang，nizheimexiangzhetashuohua，sheishiyuehuaitaishengdeni，niyinggaiheniangyitiaoxin”
muersaoqibuguoyongshouzhitoudalichuozheerzideetou。
liulaopozijiuzhidaozheiererxiyouduozaizaotaishuohuaihua，zheibujiujiaotajidaidaole，jingqiaoqiaoguoquningzhuererxierduo。
“woerzenmezhaolenigejiaojiajing，keke，erbaocaipidadianda，nihetashuozheixie，haohaodehaizidoubeinidaiwai，keke，kuaiweijiqu”
muersaobuqingbuyuandeweijiqu，liulaopozibangedengzizuozaidasunzipangbian，jiukaishijitaxinao，wufeishishuoyixiexiaogugudehaohua。
mumianjixiaosanbaoshoushihao，tingdaotaniangkuata，tayouxiekuxiaobude，taconglaibuzhidaotazheimehao。
youzheiyangdeniang，taxingfuzheni！buyongdanxinrenjiguanxi，taniangjiudouchulihaole。
muersaozaipoponeishouleqiguolaijipengnajisaqi，xianshichongzhejipigutileyijiao，youtaishousalebakangrengdishang。
“chichichi，jiuzhidaochi，yebuzhidaoxiagedan，kangdoujinichibaixia”
jipenglilonggongliangzhiji，doushiyanglejiniandelaomuji，heerbaotongsui，wunianlejiumeixiaguodan。