“sangegezheishixiedemiao,zheizigengshiyijueni!”
haorongyijiangbaoyudezaoqipingfuxiaqu,tanchunfangdexiancouguolai,muguangluoyushujuanzhishang,bujinzandao:“qiaozheibishi,qiasiyunxingshuiliu,lianmianwanyan,neiyongmoyishinongchubulie、danchubuku,touzheyiguzikonglingsuyadeyunzhi,zhenzhenlingrenchengqi。”
“sangege,zheibuzhishinaweidajiadeziti,wojingcongweijianshiguo。”tanchunshuangmoujingliang,touzhenongnongdexingzhi。tasurilixihaobuduo,duzhongqingyushufayidao。“
‘yanguzhaozi’dongqichang,niziranjianbude。
“yuanshiconggushushangqiaolaide。”jiacongweiweikeleyisheng,xuanjitaishoumolemotou,mianshangzuochufuhanse,“zhikexi,neigushuhoulaibushenyiluole。”
“zheikezhenzhenerkexile。”tanchunyewanxidiyaoleyaotou,suijiyouyanjingyiliang,kuanbuyizhijiacongshence,zuanzhetagebo,jiaoqiaoyangqiudao:“sangege,nizheifuzishangyuwokehao?”
“yo,qiaoqiao,renjiadoushishangmensongli,pianzanmenzheisanyatou,jingshishangmensuoyaodongxilaile。”lindaiyuyekuanbuqujin,pazaitanchunjiantou,xiaoyuyinyindaqu。
“linjiejie!”tanchunhuishouqingbolindaiyu,errennizhuiwozhu,yishijian,wuneixiaoyufenfei。
zhongrenzaijiacongyuanlixiaozuopiankebianlikai,linxingdaoyesuanbinzhujinhuan,tanchungengshigaoxing,shoulinazhedezhengshijiacongsongjitadezi。
weidubaoyusiyouxieyangyangbule,suishuoxianqiandazhaozayuyindezhongrenzhumu,kehoutoudaodihaishijiacongchenglezhongrenyantandejiaodian。
kuangqie,linmeimeisihaiyinzhecishinaoleziji,heng,zheiconglaosan,zheshikeyan!
jiabaoyuruhesiliang,jiacongzishibuzhi,yewuxintanjiu,yanxiatashangyougengjinyaozhishidaiban。
……
jiacongfangmaichuxiaoyuan,buliaoyingmianyoulaileliangren。
“you,conggeer,zheishiyaoqunaa?”
yidaolvedaiqingmiezhiyideshengerpiaolai。
taimouqiaoleyiyan,jiacongmeixinweicu。
这是恶客上门啊!
danhaishihenkuaiyaxiaxinzhongdeyane,zhudongshangqianyibu,qianshenxingli,gongshengdao:“taitai,jintianninzenmeyoukonglaile。”
lairenzhengshijiacongmingfenshangdedimu——xingfuren!
xingfurenfangruoweiwen,jingzhirulejiacongyuanzi,sixialisuoleyiquan,erhoushishiranluozuoyuzhuopangdengshang。
“conggeer,niqiaojiazhongjinlaizhushifanza,yinqiankaixiaoteda,laotaitaishangnideneiwushiliangyinzi,qiexianyunxieyuwo,quanqieyingyingji。”
guozhenshiweicierlai!jiacongxinxialeran,xingfurenshihepinxing,tazaiqingchubuguo,linsetancai、penggaocaidi。zuoerzhixiaotadelewushiliangyinzi,pashihenbunenglianyejiulaiduolequ。
“taitai,zheiwushiliangyinzinaishilaotaitainianwojijiangcanjun,teshangyuwotianzhixiechengshoubingqi,haiyoulushangdeganliang、yiwudengwushide。bijingciqubianjiang,shanyaoluyuan,zhuduobubian。zaizhe,laotaitaijizheibanteyishangxia,dingyoutadeyongyi,woruozhuanshouyulepangren,konggufulelaotaitaiyifanxinyi。”jiacongyancikenqie,bubeibukang。
xingfurenyiting,lianseweibian,tayuanzhidangjiacongshigemaotouxiaozi,sanliangjuhuabiannenghongdetaguaiguaifengshangyinzi,naxiaodejinergejingzheibanyingqi。
tapielepiezui,mouzhongshanguoyisinaoyi,querengbusixin:“conggeer,ninianjiqingqing,nazhijiazhongnanchu。woyeshimeifazi,nilaoyeneibianzhangmuhutu,jidengyinzizhouzhuan,nibiandangzuobangchenbangchenjiali,wanghouwodingzailaotaitaigenqianduotinimeiyanjiju。”
jiacongxindianshen,xingfurenzigeerzailaotaitaigenqiandoumeibanfentimian,haiyoulianshuozheihua。zhenyaobayinzijileta,rihoupashiyoushubujindemafanxunshangmenlai。
“taitai,feishiwobudongshi,shizaishiwoshoutouyejin。ninqiao,wozheiwuliwujian,nayijianbushipojiuhanchende,pingrilidushuqiuxue,bimozhiyanyishinengshengzesheng。rujincanjunzhishicangcu,wohaidejinzhechoubei,shizaiyunbuchuyinzilai。”shuozhe,jiaconghaiteyizhilezhiwuneihansuanchenshe。
xingfurenshunzhetashouzhifangxiangkanqu,xinxiayezhixiaojiacongsuoyanbuxu,bijingpingriliyinziquxiang,tazigeeryemenerqing。keneiyinzijiurucishiyiban,laolaoxizhuletadexin。
“conggeer,nikebiebushihaodai,wozheishiqiaodeqini,caiyunikaikou。yaoshihuanzuopangren,wohailandeguanni!”xingfurenyuqiyufaqiangying,yinyintouzhejifenweixiezhiyi。
jiacongweiweiditou,sizaizhenzhuo,xuyu,tataimou,muguangjianyi:“taitai,wozhixiaoninshizhangbei,guanhuaiwo。yaobuzheiban,wozheiershangyoujiliangsuiyinzi,shipingrijizanxiade,suishuobuduo,ninyaoshijiyong,bianxiannaquyingyingji。zhiyulaotaitaishangdeneiwushiliang,haiwangnintiliang,woshizaishidongbude。”
shuozhe,jiacongzihuaizhongtaochuyigehebao,diguoqu,“kuangqiewanghoutianzhilehewu,wohaidexianglaotaitaibingbaoyier。”
xingfurenchouzheneihebao,chiyiyishun,zhongshishenshoujieguo,dakaiyiqiao,litoubuguoerliangsuiyinzi,taliansedunshiyinchendefangruonengningchushuilai。“heng,conggeer,nizheishidafajiaohuazini!”
“balebale,woyebuzhiwangninengbangchenshenme,wanghouyounanchu,kebielaizhaowo。”shuoba,xingfurenqishen,qihuhushuaixiuerqu。
jiacongwangzhexingfurenbeiying,qingtanlekouqi,xinxiaandao:ruofeipaluogebuxiaozhiming,zheierliangsuiyin,niyexiuxiangdequ。
nianjijijiangbenfudebianjiang,tashuangmoujianliang,neilizongyouqiannanwanxian,queyuanlizheineizhaifenrao,nengrongtachuangchuyipiantiandi。
xingfurennuqichongchongbuchufangmen,yipangzhanzhegekebodiaozuandelaomazi,qiaoshengdigu:“taitai,jiuzheibanfangguozheixiaozi?neikeshiwushiliangyinzia。”shuozhe,zheilaomazineishuangsiyuyanliyishanguoyisitanyi。
zuoweixingfurenpeifang,wangshanbaojiadeyuanxiangzhecifangenzhexingfuren,haodainenglaoxieyoushuini。
“heng,zheixiaozihualitousanfanliangcinalaotaitailaiyawo,woqueshibuhaozaibita,wanyizhennaodaolaotaitaineier,woyeluobudehaolianse。”
xingfurenlenghengyisheng,mianshangmanshibugan,ehenhendao:“kanzheixiaozinengbunenghuozhehuilaile,sileyejiubale,yaoshihuozhehuilai,yihoukemeitahaoguozichi!”
“haiyou,taneixiaozibushihaiyougeyahuanma?jirandouyaoshangzhanchangle,haiyaoshenmeyahuan,natianzhaogeliyoudafale!”
“haishitaitaixiangdezhouquan,wozheijiuquanpai。”