di1zhangkaijubaozoudingliudahua
zuoweixinshengdaibanhongbuheiouxiangnvtuan“xuanfengbaby”lizuibushouzhongshidelianxisheng，fengjiujiuzaidiyicishangzongyizhibodeshihou，zhijiebadingliuzongyinvwangjikuangoule。
二十分钟前
shenweibaweihujingdefengjiujiudujieshibaihou，benyiweijiucihuifeiyanmie。
meixiangdao，jingranzaicizhengkaileyanjing。
zheishihoutafaxian，toudingshangkongdedengguangmingliangciyan，zhouweiyipianjinbihuihuang，erbianchuanlaizaluandeshuohuashenghejiaobusheng。
shenpangweizhehaojigenannannvnv，gegechuanzheshimao，lianshangzhuangrongjingzhi。
jigerendengdaleyanjingdingzheta，qizhongyigeliuzhebobotoudepiaoliangnvhaizizazahuhudihanleqilai：“ai，taxingle！zhongyuxingle！”
zhouweijigerensihudousonglekouqi。
“jiujiua，nikehesiwomenle！”bobotounvhaishuodao。
fengjiujiuroulerouyanjing，kanzhezhouweimoshengdeyiqie。
tazheishi，zhongxinhuoguolaile？
suizheyishizhujianqingxing，naoziliyongjinleyi**shentiyuanzhurendejiyi。
yuanzhuyejiaofengjiujiu，shijiusui，shixinshengdainvtuanxuanfengbabylizuibubeikanhaodeyigelianxisheng。
jintiantahetuanduilaizheilicanjiayidangmingwei“kuailencifang”dezongyizhibo。
jiuzaiganggang，teyuejiabin、suyouzongyinvwangzhichengdedingliudahuatianzhenzhen，yiweilejiemuxiaoguogengzhenshiweiyou，bizhetachixiayidawanbiantailahuojimian。
ranhouhenhaoxindidijitayibeiniunai。
keliandefengjiujiuyijingbeilachenglebahuoguan，jiandaoniunaixiangyemeixiangjiudakouguanlejinqu。
shubuzhi，weilezhizaozhenggudexuetou，juzuzaojiuanzhaotianzhenzhendeyisibaniunaihuanchenglebaisetuliao。
yuanzhu“dongdongdong”guanlejidakouzhihoucaichajueweidaobudui，yikouqiangdaoleqiguanli，jiuzheimebiequdiyimingguixile。
fengjiujiudezhenhunzheicaijiyuanqiaohedizhanlezheifushenzi。
cike，zuilihaicanliuzhenongnongdetuliaoweidao。
dunshi，yiguwumingyehuocuanleshanglai。
xiangtatangtangbaweihujing，falichaoqun，weifengbamian。
conglaidouzhiyoutaqifubieren，nalibeibierenqifuguo！
yongshifudehuashuo，xiaojiushenmedouchi，jiushibuchikui！
fengjiujiubazhangxiaolianchenlexialai，yishuangpiaoliangdehumuweiweimilemi。
jiranyouhuoguolaile，takejueduibushouzheiniaoqi！
congshafashangzuoleqilai，huanguleyixiasizhou，faxianshizuoyongzhetianzhenzhenyezaipangbian，zhengbaozhejianbangkanzheta。
“zhiyuma？zheimedajingxiaoguai！”tianzhenzhenpielepiezui，yinyangguaiqidishuo，“niyixinren，haimeichudaojiuzheimejiaolijiaoqide，yihounajiagongsigangennihezuo！”
“dongbudongshenmejiaoyanyuandezhuanyesuyang？zheidiankudouchibule？wokannibuyongchudaole！”
zheigetianzhenzhen，zhangzhezijizililao，houtaiying，renmaiguang，pingshimeishaoqifuxinren。zhiyaoburutadeyan，tabianchuchudiaonanpaiji。
zaidazhongmianqianhaizhuangchuyifuwenrouqingchundexingxiang，shuyushifenqianzouxingbailianhua。
qianzhenziyouyicicanjiahuodongpaihezhaodeshihou，fengjiujiubuxiaoxincailetadejiao，congneitaxinlijiujiexialeliangzi。
yushijiuliyongzheicizhibodejihui，jiejihenhenbaofu。
fengjiujiupiaoliangdexiaolianshangshangluchuleyimosixiaofeixiao。
好得很！
benlaibeileipilexinlijiubuzizai，jintianzhenghaojiunataweijijiangkaishidexinshenghuojiqi。
bobotounvhaikanlekanfeiyangbahudetianzhenzhen，gannubuganyan。naguoyipingkuangquanshuidijifengjiujiu，xiaoshengshuodao：“jiujiu，bielita，ganjinshushukou！”
tayeshixuanfengbabydeduiyuan，jiaoyuanyuan，shifengjiujiuzuihaodeguimi。
fengjiujiuyadishengyinduitashuo：“denghuierdongqishoulai，duoyuandian，bieshangzheni。”
tingdaozheihua，yuanyuanyiliannamen：“jiujiu，nishuoshenme？”
fengjiujiubuzaijieshi，jieguoshuiping，fuzhefushouzhanleqilai。
huodongleyixiabozihegebo。
zuoweihaichayiweibianxiuchengjiuweizhengguodeta，lingxingjigao，henkuaibianshiyinglezheifushenti。
falihaishengduoshao，muqianhaibuhaoshuo。
buguolidaoyijingnenggouyunyongziru，duifuyanxiadeqingkuang，zugoule。
zheishihou，zhouweidegongzuorenyuanjiannvhaimeishenmewenti，fenfensankaizhunbeijixuzhibo。
“jiabinzhunbeihao，lianxishenggejiuwei，chaboguanggaomashangjieshu！daojishishiwumiao！”suizhedaoyandeyaohe，suoyoujiabindouzoudaolezijidedianweishang。
“ACTION！”
jiuzaizheishihou，zhijianfengjiujiujingranjingzhichaotianzhenzhenzouleguoqu。
“fengjiujiu，niweizhicuole！”daoyanzaiermailihanleyisheng。
fengjiujiuhuitoupiaolepiaoneigenaodaitutuzengmingwaliangdezhongnianyouninan，bunaidihengleyisheng。
dabuzizoudaotianzhenzhenyanqian。
tianzhenzhenyoudianqiguaidikanzheta。
“ai，fengjiujiu，niganshenme？”
nvhaibingbuhuida，ningkaishoulideshuipinggai，hejinyikou。gulugulu，xiaoliandanguqilaixiangzhicunshidelongmaoyiban，renzhendiduanxiangzhetianzhenzhendelian。
下一秒。
“噗”
yikoushukoushuijinshupenletamanlian。
事情发生在一瞬间。
田真真顿时懵逼。
suiji“a”deyishenghaojiao。
“fengjiujiu，nifengle！”
nvhaibuhuangbumangdibapinggaizhongxinninghao，ranhoushenshouyibajiuzhuletianzhenzhendeyiling。
“shuoduile，xiaogunainaiwoxingfeng，‘feng’zide‘feng’！”shuowan，tayangqishoulideshuiping，chaotianzhenzhendenaodaishanghenhendizalexiaqu。
yixia，liangxia......
tianzhenzhenbeizamengle，shenziyiruantanzailedishang。
zhiboxianchanglikeluanchengleyituan。
huiguoshenerlaidejiabinmendoupaoguolaiquanjia，danshitamenfaxianzheigekanqilaixianruodenvhaijingranliqiqida。
tabaguolaiquanjiaderendoushuailechuqu，ranhoujixubaozoutianzhenzhen。
kuangquanshuipingzirengzaileyibianer，xiaoshoushenchengbazhang，zhaoneizhangmeiyandeliandanhenhenzhaohu。
cishi，wangluotongbuzhibopingtaiyijingbeijibaole。
yishijian，danmurutongxuepianyibanshualeping。
**！zheishiwobuchonghuiyuanjiunengkandema？zheibozhuanle！
cainiaofengjiujiujingranbadingliujizoule？erqiezoudeneimejingtiandiqiguishen？
这是什么神仙综艺！
woyiduhuaiyiyoushijiemuzuzhizaodexuetou，danshidangwokandaotianzhenzhendemenyacongzuilifeichulaideshihou，woxinle！
......
fengjiujiubatianzhenzhenanzaidishang，yishouqiazhetadebozi，yishouzuoyoukaigonglianchouletashigedaerguang。
yibianchou，zuiliyibianniannianyouci。
“chumenzhiqianmeikanhuanglishiba？”
“jinribuyiqifurenbuzhidaoshiba？”
“renigunainai，huodebunaifanleshiba？”
dishangdetianzhenzhenyifuyepole，toufayeluanle，yizhangjingzhipiaoliangdelianshangbitiyanleihunzhexue，bianchenglediaosepan。