第2章
shenhanqiupuchixiaoleyixia，kanwodeyanshenjiuxiangshizaikanxiaochou，“wokaolvkaolv。”
wodianlediantou：“wohexuehedehunlizhiyouyigeyuezuoyoule，mingtianzaoshangdeshihou，wobamahaiyoutabama，yijingjuedinghaozaihuayuancantingshanglianghunshile，banniangdequnziyezaikaishizhunbeile，nijinkuaijiwodafuba。”
guobuqiran，shenhanqiulianshangdechaoxiaoshoulianlebushao，“mingzao？huayuancanting？”
“是啊！”
“wozhidaole，woxianghaozhihouwohuigaosunide，zhunixingfue。”
zhuwoxingfu？duomefengcia。
buguo，zheiyishi，wodangranhuixingfu。
我笑着接受了。
一大早。
liangjiarenruyuelaidaolehuayuancanting。
qiliuayihewomuqinwandanroujiuxiangshijiemeiyiyang，wuhuabushuo，yihuitaolunmaileshenmexinyifu，yihuishuojinnianzijizhangpanglejijin，qifengewaidewenxinyouhao。
buguo，wobahezhanweiyuanshushu，jiubuzenmeshuohuale。
zhiyuzhanxuehe，talaidebijiaowan，zuoxiazhihougengshiyizhimaitouwanshouji，congwodejiaodukanguoqu，zhenghaokeyipiejiantazaiheshenhanqiuliaotian。
sihudanxinbeiwokanjianliaotianneirong，tafangandidenglewoyiyan，“nijiubuhuiwanzijideshoujima？kan**shenme？”
qiliuayiyuanbenhaizaixiao，yitingzheijuhua，dunshijiubugaoxingle，lianseyinchenchende，“xuehe，nizenmenengyongzheizhongyuqiheqinqinshuohua？！”
zhanxuehepiepiezui，“e”leyisheng，youjixuheshenhanqiuliaotianle。
meiyihui，wojiukanjianshenhanqiushengzhuangdaban，chuanzheehuangsedelianyiqun，daishanliangdefaka，jingzhimeilidejiuxiangshiyigexiaogongzhu。
tahaizhuanmencongwomendeshenbianluguo。
kanjianlewo，tahaixiaomimididaleyigezhaohu，“zhenshihaoqiaoa！！zaizheiliyudaolenimen。”
巧！
怎么能算巧合？
zheikeshiwozuotianwanshangtedigaosutadedizhi。
zheixiazi，zhanxuehezuobuzhule，huanghuangzhangzhangdizhanqishenlai，shifendejiqie，xiangyaoshuoshenme，danshiyoubugan，“ni......”
qiliuayijianle，yihuodezhouleyixiameitou，“zheirennimenrenshi？”
wojieshidao：“zheishiwodetongbantongxueshenhanqiu，womendeguanxihaibucuo。”
wenyan，qiliuayireqingleqilai，“yuanlaishitongxue，chifanlema？womendiandecaihenkuaijiushangle，hewomenyiqichiba。”
shenhanqiuweiweiyixiao，meidedongren，“xiexieayi！neiwojiubukeqile！”
ranhoutajiuzhudongzuozailezhanxuehedeshenbian，lianshangshizhongguazhetianmeidexiaorong，bingqiehaoqidiwen：“zaojiutingshuowenqinqinhezhanxuehebiyejiuyaojiehunle，shushuayimenshizaishangliangtamenliangdehunshima？”
shuodaozheige，qiliuayijiufeichangkaixin，xiaoyanyingyingdikanzhewo，“shia，hunlidouyijingcaobanhaole，jiudengnimenliangbiyele，qinqin，yihounijiushiwodeerxi，yeshiwodenverle。”
wodianlediantou，yuguangkanxiangshenbiandeliangren。
cishideshenhanqiu，shuangtuibuanfendezaizhuozidixiagoudazhanxuehe。
zhanxueheyiliandejinzhang，etouyizhimaolenghan，genbenbugandong，shengpaluchupozhan。
kanjiantazheiyangzi，wodaoshitingxiangxiaode。
shenhanqiubiaomianfengpinglangjing，guzuoxianmudeyangzi，“zheimekuai？nanguaizuowanshangwenqinqinhuojihuoliaoderangwolaijitadangbanniang！！nenggoujianzhengnimenliangdexingfu，wohenyuanyi！！”
“伴娘？”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，zhanxueheturanzhongzhongdifangxiashouji，chayidikanzheshenhanqiu，xuanjiyoudengzhewo，“nizenmenengrangtadangbanniangni？”
tadeqingxujidong，sihuxiayimiaojiuyaofabiaole。
woyihuodezhalezhayanjing，“nizheimeshengqiganshenme？yaoburanworangtadangxinniang，nijuederuhe？”
tazhanglezhangzui，pobujidaidexiangyaodaying，danshiaiyuliangjiarendouzai，tazhinengrenxialai，dixiatou。
wolengxiaoleyixia，danfantayouyongqishuochulai，wodoujingtashigenanzihan。
可惜，他不敢。
qiliushengqidizhoumei，“peipeipei！qinqin，nihushuoshenmeni？xuehedexinniangzhinengshini！yihoubunengkaizheixiewanxiao。”
wocizheya，mingbaididianlediantou，“wojiushidouyidouxuehede，wozhidaotadexinlizhiyouwode。”
wominzhezuijiao，manyouyoudeduanqileyibeicha，yucitongshi，shenhanqiudelianseyijingshifennankanle，xiaoronghenbuziran，yijingmeiyoulegangcaidexiaozhang。
cishi，fuwuyuanbafancaiquandoushangqile。
qiliuzhaohuzhe：“dajiakuaichi，qinqindetongxue，niyebiekeqi，xiangchishenmejiujiashenme。”
shenhanqiudianlediantou，“xiexiebomu。”
wozuiaichidejiushifenzhengpaigu，jinrilaijucanyetedidianlezheige，dangwojiaqiyikuaipaigudeshihou，shenhanqiudekuaizizhunshiwuwudeshenleguolai，hewozhengduotongyikuaipaigu。
shenhanqiuqianyidixiaolexiao，“zhenshibuhaoyisi，woyetingxihuanchizheigede，yaoburanworangjiniba。”
woyiting，zhijiebapaigujialefangzaiwanli，“hanqiu，nirenzhenhao。”
jianzhuang，zhanxueheyouxiebugaoxingle，benlaijiulvdelian，genglvle，“wenqinqin，nijiubunengrangzhehanqiuma？xianzaitakeshikeren！”
woyibianjujiaopaigu，yibianshuo：“shitazijishuoyaorangjiwode，niwenwobamahaiyoushushuayi，shibushizheiyangde？nandaonimeiyoutingjianma？”
“ni.....”zhanxuehedeyandishanguoleyimobukesiyi，“wenqinqin，nizhiqianbushizheiyangde！nishenmeshihoubiandezheimejiansuankebole？”
我之前？
dui，wozhiqianzhiguzhekaolvbierendeganshou，weiquziji。
现在我可不干了。
所以他指着我了。
真是搞笑。
qiliuayiyouxinfanle，“bujiuyikuaipaiguma？zheiyoushenmehaochaode？”
shuozhe，tajialeyikuaifangzaishenhanqiudewanli，“youhenduo，jiusuanbugouchi，zaidianyifenjiuxingle。”
shenhanqiuweiweixiaoleyixia，shuoleyishengxiexie，ranhoujiaxingxingdishuo：“xuehe，meishide，ayiyijingjiwojiapaigule，nijiubuyaoheqinqinjijiao，nimenliangdouyaojiehunle，yihouyaoduoduorangzheta。”
zhanxuehedeliansezheicaihuanleguolai。
shenhanqiufangxiakuaizi，naqizijidebao，“douguaiwo，ruguobushiyinweiwo，qinqinhexueheyebuhuichaojia，yidunfanwojiuxianbuchile，xiexieshushuayimendekuandai，xiacideshihouyoujihuizaijuba。”
shuowan，tatouyebuhuidizoule。
zhanxuehejile，yanshenyizhikanzheshenhanqiudebeiying。
taxiangyaoquzhui，danshiyoubugan。
wotuiletayixia，“gangcaideshiqingwozuodequeshibudui，niganjinquhehanqiudaogeqian，buranyihouyingxiangtongxueganqing。”
wogangshuowanzheijuhua，tarenjiuyijingfeichuqule。
qiliuayihezhanshushu，yijiwobama，quandoushayanle。
kongqijijinglehaoyihui，womarenbuzhukaikou：“qinqin，nidezheigetongxue，zhangdetinghaokande。”
wodiantou，“shia，zheishiwomenxuexiaodexiaohua，dangranhaokan。”
“niyihoubierangtahexuehelaiwang，wokan，xueherendouyoudianbuzhengchangle。”
“ma，nibuyaohusiluanxiang，hanqiuwenroushanliang，hewomendeguanxidouhenhao，tayebanglewomenhenduomangde。”
“nia，jiushiquedianxinyan，dengdaonatianbierenbanimaile，nijiuyaobangtashuqian。”
qiliuayigangadikesulejixia，“roujie，lianggehaizidoushiwomenkanzhezhangdade，xuehebuhuizuoduibuqiqinqindeshi，ruguozhendeyou，woyidingdi1gebatadetuidaduan。”
我妈这才没说什么。
fandoukuaiyaochiwandeshihou，zhanxuehehaimeihuilai，qiliuayixinliyumenbuyi，“xueheganshenmequle？”
xiangdoubuyongxiang，kendinggenzheshenhanqiuxiaoyaokuaihuoqude。
woxinlishizheiyangxiangde，danhaishixiaomimideshuo：“bama，ayishushu，ganggangwangjigaosunimenle，xuehefaxiaoxijiwoshuoxuexiaoturanyoujishi，yaohuiquyitang，taxianzoule。”
wenyan，qiliuruoyousuosidedianlediantou，“neijintianwomenyuehaoliangjiayiqipaixiezhaopiande，zheikezenmeban？”
“meishi，womenxianpai，dengdaotayoukonglezailaipaiyekeyi，buzhejide。”
womayouxiechicule，“qinqin，nizongshihuzhexuehe，yihoujiehunle，nigaibuhuidoubuyaowohenibaleba？？”
“neizenmekeneng？niyongyuanshiwodebama。”
湛学鹤算什么？
shangyishi，shenhanqiudongshoutuiwogunxialou，shoushangyanzhong，zhanxueheyiweiwoxingbuguolaile，jiusahuangpianwobamawoyuhaile。
wobamahuanghuangzhangzhangkaichequyiyuan，chulechehuo，liangrenshuangshuangmeile。
yixiangdaozheixie，woxinlidenuhuoyouxiongxiongranshaoqilai，quantoudouwojinle。
wobidingyaorangzhanxueheheshenhanqiufuchudaijia。
chiguofanhou，liangjiarenkaichequxuexiaopaizhao。
gangdaoxuexiaomenkou，jiupengdaolezhanxuehe，tadeshoulilinzhedabaoxiaobaodedaizi，haoxiangshigangganggouwuhuilai。
qiliuayicongcheneitanchutouqu，“nibushiheqinqinshuo，nixuexiaoyoujishima？zenmequguangjiele？”
zhanxueheshifenhuangzhang，“wo......”
“你买了些什么？”
“wo.....”zhanxuehezhizhiwuwude，zuihou，tademuguangsuodingzaiwodeshenshang，shuo：“zheixiedoushiwojiqinqinmaide，yihuierdeshihou，womenbushiyaopaizhaoma？rangqinqinduohuanjijianyifupaizhao，liuxiazuimeideyangzi。”
woyiting，chadianjiuxiaochulaile。
bale，woyelandejiechuantadehuangyan，fanerluchulefeichangjidongyoukaixindebiaoqing，“zhendema？xuehe，niduiwozhenhao！！”