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hunlineitian，wohuadajiaqianqinglaidegaojihuazhuangshichenwobuzhuyi，jiangwohuacheng“xiaochou”。
ertazeshiyibachexiakouzhao，luchuzaojiuhuahaodejingzhizhuangrong。
duizhewodeweihunfukaikou：
“luyusheng，wobitapiaoliangbitanianqing，niquwoba？”
wodemianqianturanchuxianyipiandanmu：
【nvzhuyongganzhuiai！taikula！】
【hahaha，**nvpeihaibuzhidaonvzhushitabababaiyueguangdenverba？daoshihoudengnannvzhujiehunle，nvpeihetaneigelaobusidemahenkuaijiuhuibeiganchusujia，daoshihousujiadoushiwomennverdele！】
woweiweiyixiao，nandaotamenbuzhidaozhenggesongjia，shiwomadangjiama？
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「nizenmehaishixiaohaizixinxing，jitanongchengzheiyangle？」
wobeilaogongluyushengdexixiaoshengchaoxing，kanzhejingzilidezijiheleyitiao！
yanyingheiheiyituomeiyouyunrankai，erlianshanggengshiliangtuogaoyuanhong，huoshengshengxiangmaxituandexiaochou。
huazhuangshiduozailuyushengshenhou，kanzhewopengfudaxiao：
「zhou**duibuqia，zheishiwoduchuangdezhuangrong，meixiangdaonihaitingheshide。hahahaha。」
woweiweicumei，diliugangaosuwo，tamenliangzhijianbujiandan。
luyushengbudanbuzeguaita，fanerbumandikanxiangwo：
「mingzhu，tajiushixiaohaizixinxing，nixibaliansuyanshangtaiba。」
woqideyibazhaixiatousha，zhanqilaihetaduizhi：
「wobuguannihetadaodishenmeguanxi，nidoubixujiwomenjiayigejieshi。」
wodehunlibujinjinshihunlizheimejiandan，gengshiwofumutuozhanhezuoyewudehaoshiji，chulerenhewentidouhuirangwomenjiadiulian。
luyushenglianshangshanguoyisixinxu，huazhuangshijianzhuang，chexiakouzhao，luchujingzhidezhuangrong：
「luyusheng，wobitanianqing，bitapiaoliang，niquwoba？」
wozhijuedenaohaizhong“weng”deyisheng，qiangliedefennuxijuanquanshen。
xiangqizaihuazhuangzhiqian，tayinyangguaiqidao：
「zheijiudiandehunyandoushishijiwanyizhuoba？jiejienindoukuaisanshila，hainengjiayigeshuaiqiduojindelaogong，zhenshiminghao。」
wodangshizhiyiweitashimeiyouqingshang，shuohuabuguonaozi，yuanlaiyiqiedoushixumouyijiua。
haimeidengwocongxianshilifanyingguolai，wodemianqianturanshanguoyidapiandedanmu：
【nveryongganzhuiai！taikula！】
【xianzaishidaitijubanhunli，mingtianjiushiqulingzhengla，lianggerenyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu！】
wokanzhemianqiandedanmu，zhenjingdejiujiushuobuchuhualai。
zhidaowoganshoudaohuazhuangshiqiangliedetiaoxindemuguang，wocaihuanguoshenlai，guoduannaqishoujizhunbeidadianhuajihunqingdian：
「nidengzhebeitousuba。」
luyushenglimazhuazhuwodeshou，bunaifandishuodao：
「nifeiyaozaidaxiderizinaodezheimenankanma？」
「genghekuang，nibenlaijiuzhangzheiyang，zhoumiaomiaoshihuazhuangshi，bushizhengrongshi。」