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「ge,nishiloushang602dezhuhuba,wozhidaonihesaozixinhunyanerzhunbeiyaohaizi,

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zheijiushinarenbushishu,zhishiwomenzhishiguanle,zhidaodetashiwomennvxu,

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nimenlianggezongzheiyangchaojiazenmenengxing…」xufuduiwoyidunjiaoyushuogebuting,zongjiexialaijiuyijuhua,

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xumuqueturanyinyangguaiqidao:「xinglexingle,wozhidaoniyaoshuoshenme,wufeishixiangrangwomenduoquanquanxiaoyunshiba?

」「zhenshide!tanshangnizheimegenvxuzhenshidaolebabeizixuemei,yidianfumeixiangdaobushuo,

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xumuduiwogengshichizhiyibi,yifuhentiebuchenggangdemoyangdao:「qiaoqiao,laoxuniqiaoqiao,

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xumukouzhongrengniannianyouci,「zaozhidaozheiyang,dangchuwojiubunengtongyibanverjiajini,

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jibianshimenwaidewomenyetingdeyiqingerchu。hong!dangtingdaorucibukanruerdeshengyinshicongxuyunzuilishuochude,

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di4zhang44「zhei…zhei…」xumuzuibazhanglebantianyemeiyoushuochubangezi。zaikanyipangdexufu,

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womenlianggebuheshi,womenhaishilihunba。」lihun!tingdaozheilianggezi,woruzaoqingtianpililengzaiyuandi。

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zerangwochedidadieyanjing…di5zhang55「peiqiang,niduiwomenrangshenme,wonvershichuguilebujia,

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lizhimingxiangshizaixuanyaoyiyang,shenshoulouzhulexuyundexiaomanyao,duiwolengchaorefengdao:「bushuobiede,

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「duile,shuoqilainihaiyaoganxiexiaoyun,benlaiwodoudasuanjiangnikaichude,shixiaoyunqiuwojiniyikoufanchi,

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xumuxiangshihuanlegeren,zhenggerenchanmeidaolejidian。「xiaolinishenmeyoushijianqujializuozuo,

changchangwozuofandeshouyi!」xumuchanxiaodao。lizhimingyiliandeyikanzhewo。wonuhuozhongshaokanzhezheiyimu,

duiyuxumudefanyingbingmeiyoushenmechayide,wozheiweizhangmuniangbenjiushiyiweixianpinaifudezhu,