婚礼上,妻子偏心竹马让我学狗叫第1章

lingxiudanxiguidi,shoupengxianhua,suqianquerenyouzhumachengzhengjiangtalanzaimenwai。

“guixiaxuegoujiao,hongbaofanbei。”chengzhengdeshengyintouguokuoyinqicichuanermo。

lingxiuwangxiangsuqian,taqueroushengxiangquan:“daxirizi,biesaoxing,rangrangazhengma。”

jiezhiheshuaizaihongtanshang,qingcuiyishengxiang。

“kaimen!jiexinniangzilou!”

“hongbao!hongbaobugouhou,menkebukai!”

“limiandexiongdi,chabuduodele!jishiyaowule!”lingxiuzheibiandebanlangtuanlingtoudedaliu,lianbiedetonghong,quantouniedesijin,dongdongzazheyanqianzheishanwensibudong、tiezhedahongxizidehouzhongshimumen。menneibianshisuqiandeguifang,cikexianggetietongzhen。daliudeshengyindaizhedianchuan,shigangcailianzhezuolewushigefuwochengyousaileqibalunhongbaohoudelijie。

gezhemenban,limianhongxiaosheng、qihongshengzhakaileguo,biwaitoudexuantianluoguhainaoteng。yigejianlidenvshengcierdigaiguosuoyouzaoyin:“guijujiushiguiju!xiangjiezouwomenqianqian,zheidianchengyikebugoukan!”

lingxiuzhanzaibanlangtuanzuiqianmian。tashenshangneitaoliangshendingzhideheiselifu,xiantiaobiting,chendetajiankuanyaozhai,xiangketingbadebaiyang。zhishicike,talianshangmeishenmexiaorong。hanshuishunzhebinjiaohuaxia,zaiangguidesirongmenjinbuliaoshangyinkaiyixiaopianshense。tashoulizuanzheyidabahongbao,zhanxindepiaozibianjiaodoujuanqilemaobian。saijinquduoshao?tazijidoujibuqingle。fanzaoxiangtengman,qiaoqiaochanshangxintou。

zheimen,dulekuaisishifenzhongle。

“tamade,youwanmeiwan?”banlanglipiqizuibaodegangzirenbuzhudihouleyisheng,taituijiuyaowangmenshangchuai,“laozi……”

“gangzi!”lingxiudeshengyinbugao,quexiangdoutouyipenlengshui,shunjianjiaoxilegangzicuanqilaidehuomiao。gangzixingxingdishouhuijiao,zuilihaizaidunang:“xiuge,zheiyetaiqifurenle……”

jiuzaizheishi,menbanshangfangneikuaiweilemaoyanlinshichaixia、haimeilaidejifengshangdekongchu,turan“zila”yishengxiang,beirencubaodisaiguolaiyigeshouchideheisekuoyinlaba。

所有人都是一愣。

jinjiezhe,yigedaizhemingxianyouyueganhexixuede、lanyangyangdenansheng,jingguodianzikuoyinhoudouranfangdashubei,xiangbashengxiudejuzi,henhenguazaimeigerendeermoshang:

“yo!xinlangguaner!haishazhanzheni?”

shichengzheng。suqianneigedaxiaoyiqizhangda、xingyingbulide“haozhuma”。lingxiudeyanshenzhouranlenglexiaqu。

neicierdekuoyinqishengyinhaizaijixu,daizhehaobuyanshideeyi:“xiangjinmena?yebushibuxing!jinergemenergaoxing,jinizhitiaominglu!”

menlimenwaishunjiananjinglebushao,zhishengxianeilabadianliudewengwengzayin,rangrenxintoufajin。suoyourendemuguang,doudingzaineigexiaoxiaodeheidongshang。

kuoyinqilideshengyinbagaolediaozi,touzheyiguzieyidexingfen:“guixia!xuejishenggoujiao!jiaodexiangliangdianer!gemenermanyile,hongbao……wojinifanbei!zenmeyang?gouyisiba?”

轰!

menwaidebanlangtuanchedizhale。

“**dechengzheng!nisuangeshenmedongxi!”

“goujiao?laozijiaonima!”

“kaimen!youzhongkaimenshuo!”

“qirentaishen!xiuge!zheihunzan……”

qunqingjifen,gangzihedaliujigegengshiyanzhuzidouhongle,quantouniedegabaxiang,yifuyaozamendejiashi。kongqilimimankainongzhongdehuoyaowei,yidianjiuzhe。

lingxiutaiqishou,dongzuobuda,quexiangenxialezantingjian。gangganghainumadebanlangmenshunjianxilesheng,zhishixiongtanghaizaijulieqifu,sisidengzheneishanmen。lingxiumeikanmen,tademuguangxiangbinglengdetanzhen,yueguochaonaoderenqun,jingzhundicixiangmenfenghoumian。

tazhidaosuqianjiuzaineili。zaineipianhunluanhehongxiaodehoumian。

menbanhou,suqianchuanzheyishenhualifanfu、zhuimanshuizuanheleisidexuebaihunsha,cengcengdiediedequnbaijihupumanlebangefangjiandeditan。tabeiyiqunjijizhazhadebannianghenvbancuyongzhe,zuozaipuzhedahongjinduanbeimiandehunchuangshang。chengzhenggangcaijidaotashenbian,fuxiashengentafeikuaidishuolejushenme,lianshangdaizhezhizaibidedexiao。

suqianyetingdaolemenwaishunjianbaofadenuma。chengzhengneifanhuatouguokuoyinqichuanjinlaishi,tatuzhejingzhichuncaidezuijiao,yuanbenguazhedetianmeixiaorong,jibukechadijiangleyixia。zhangzhangdejiemaozhandongleliangxia,xiangshoujingdedieyi。taxiayishiditaishou,sihuxiangqulachengzhengnazhelabadegebo。

“azheng……”tashengyinqingqingde,daizhedianyouyu,beimenwaidecaozahemenlidehongxiaogaizhu。

chengzhengmeilita。tazhengxiangshouzhemenwaineiqunrendefennu,neirangtagandaoyizhongniuqudekuaiyi。tabakuoyinqizhongxinduidaozuibian,shengyinlidetiaoxingengnong:“zenme?xinlangguaner?buganle?zheidiandanzidoumeiyou,pingshenmequwomenqianqian?”

lingxiudemuguang,chuantouleneishanhouzhongdemumen,laolaodingzaisuqianlianshang。takandeqingtaneishuangpiaoliangyanjingliyishanerguodewucuo,kandeqingtaneizhitaiqiyoufangxiadeshou。tazaideng。dengtadetaidu。

suqianganshoudaoleneiguchuantoumenbandeshixian,bingleng、ruili,rangtazuolinanan。tafeikuaidipieleyiyanshenbiandeyiyangyang、xianggedaleshengzhangjiangjunsidechengzheng,youkanlekanzhouweineixiedengzhekanhaoxi、manlianxingfendebanniangmen。zuizhong,tasihuxialemouzhongjuexin,huozheshuo,shimouzhongxiguanxingdetuoxie。

tashenxileyikouqi,nuliranglianshangdexiaorongzhongxinbiandewenwandeti,shenzhidaishangleyisiqiadaohaochude、anfusidejiaochen,duizhemendefangxiang,yangqileshengyin:

“lingxiu,”tadeshengyintouguomenbanchuanlai,rouroude,xiangyumaosaogua,quedaizheyizhongdundaozigeroubandecanren,“daxiderizi,biesaodajiadexingma。azhengtajiushiainaozhewaner,meieyide,nishixinlangguaner,dafangdianer,rangrangtama,haobuhao?”

“rangrangtama……”zheiqingqingrouroudesigezi,xiangcuilebingdezhen,jingzhunwubidizhajinlingxiudexinzangzuishenchu。yigubinghanshunjiancongxinzangzhakai,yanzhesizhibaihaifengkuangmanyan,suoguozhichu,xueyesihudouninggule。gangcaisaihongbaoshicanliudeneidianzaoreherennai,beizheijizhidebinglengshunjianniandefensui。

menlidehongxiaosheng、chengzhengdeyiyangyangtouguokuoyinqichuanlaideguozao、banlangmenyayidefennudihou……suoyoucaozadeshengyin,zaizheiyike,fangfobeiyizhiwuxingdedashoumengdichouli。shijiexianruyizhongguiyide、lingrenzhixidezhenkong。

lingxiujuedezijideshouzhiguanjiezaifaleng,weiweizhandou。taditou,kanxiangzijizuoshouyizhijinjinzuanzhededongxi——neigeshenlansesirongdexiaofanghe。hezibianyuanbeihanshuijindeyouxiehuani。

他抬起手。

dongzuobukuai,shenzhichengdeshangpingwen。shoubeihuaguoyigehenduandehuxian。

啪嗒。

yishengcuixiang,buda,queyichangqingxi,zaizheiturananjingxialaideguiyifenweili,xiangqiaosuileyikuaibobing。

neigexiaoxiaode、chengzaizhechengnuoheweilaidehezi,fangunzhediaoluozaipuzhehongtandedimianshang。hezidankaileyitiaofeng,limianneimeijingxintiaoxuan、yiyishenghuidezuanjie,luchubinglengciyandeguangmang。

lingxiuhuanhuantaiqitou。talianshanggangcaihaicanliudezuihouyisijinbenghenuliweichidepingjing,chedixiaoshile。querdaizhide,shiyizhongbeibingfengguode、jueduidekongbai。yanshenkongdong,meiyoufennu,meiyoubeishang,shenmedoumeiyou,zhiyoushenbujiandide、sijidehantan。

takanzheneishanmen,fangfonengtouguota,kandaolimianneigechuanzhejiebaihunsha、quanta“dafangdianer”denvren。

shijianxiangshiningguleyimiao。

ranhou,yigebuda,queziziqingxi、daizhejinshuzhuangjibanlengyingzhigandeshengyin,congtakouzhongpingjingdituchu:

“婚礼,取消。”

zheisigezi,meiyousihou,meiyouzhandou,xiangshifaguanzuizhongluoxia、wukegenggaidefachui。

huayinluoxiadeshunjian,lingxiumeiyourenhetingdun。tamengdizhuanshen,dongzuojuejuedemeiyouyisituonidaishui。angguideheiselifuyijiaozaikongzhonghuachuyidaolinglidehuxian,xiangyibazhouranchuqiao、geliesuoyouqianbandedao。

“xiuge!”daliujingdeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulai,xiayishishenshouquzhuai。

lingxiudeshoubeiyishuai,lidaozhida,daizheyiguburongzhiyidemanheng,daliubeidaideyigeliangqiang,chadianshuaidao。gangziheqitabanlangyemengle,wanquanfanyingbuguolai,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzheneidaotingzhi、gujuedeheisebeiying,xiangyibingtouqiang,juerandichuanguoshenhoutongyangjingdailedeqinyourenqun。

“让开。”

meiyourenganlan。renqunbeineibeiyingsanfachudebinghanqixishezhu,xiayishidifenkaiyitiaotonglu。

lingxiudabuliuxing,meiyousihaotingliu,jingzhichuanguobaimanxianhuagongmenhehongseqiqiudetingyuan,zouxiangdamenwai。meiyibudoutazaihongtanshang,quefangfocaizaibinglengdedaofengzhishang。shenhou,sujiaxiaolouneishanjinbideguifangmennei,sijileyishunhou,baofachuchengzhengnanyizhixindejianlipaoxiao,hunzazhenvrenmenjinghuangshicuodejianjiao:“lanzhuta!”“tafenglema?!”“lingxiunijiwozhanzhu!”

danzheixieshengyin,doubeilingxiuyuanyuanpaozaileshenhou。tazhitingdaozijijiaoxiapixiecaitadimiandeshengyin,da、da、da……guilv、bingleng,xiangshizaidaojiyichangshengdanaojudezhongjie。kongqilimimandetiannihuaxianghehuoyaoweihunhezaiyiqi,lingrenzuoou。

tazoudaodamenkou,neiliangzuoweitouchedeheisebinlianjingditingzaineili,yinqinggaishangdexianhuacaidaixianyanduomu,ciderenyanjingshengteng。sijixianranyetingdaolelimiandedongjing,zhengjinzhangditanchutouzhangwang。

lingxiuwushileta,zhijielakaihouchemen,aishenzuolejinqu。

“peng!”chemenbeiyonglishuaishang,gejuelewaimianzhuichulaide、hunluanbukandekuhanhejiaorang。

“kaiche。”lingxiudeshengyinconghouzuochuanlai,meiyouyisibolan,xiangjielebingdehumian。

sijiconghoushijinglifeikuaidipieleyiyan。zhikandaoxinlangguanerjinbengdexiahexian,heneishuangdichuizhede、shenbujiandideyanjing。tadalegehanzhan,buganduowenbanju,likefadonglechezi。

yinqingdihouyisheng,cheshenpingwendihualechuqu。chechuangwai,suqianjianeidongjingxinzhuangdianguodexiaolou、menkouhunluanderenqun、ciyandehongsexizi……suoyoudeyiqie,douzaifeisudaotui,suoxiao,zuizhongxiaoshizaishiyejintou,rutongbeiwuqingchongshuadiaodefumo。cheneilengqikaidehenzu,chuifuzailingxiulianshang,quechuibusanxintouneipiandongjiedehuangyuan。