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hunlishang，jifudangzhongbofangleyiduanshipin。
huamianli，wowanzhezhezhongniannanrenxiaodetianmi，liangrenshangchequlezhoujijiudian。
继父痛心疾首：
“nimalinsiqianjiaowohaohaozhaoguni，womenfunvliangduinishitaoxintaofei，niquebeizhewomenzuochuzheizhongbuzhilianchideshiqing！”
binkemenduiwozhizhidiandian，“xiaosan”、“buyaolian”detuomashengsiqi。
weihunfulinjingdangchangxuanbutuihun，bingxiangwosuoyaojuepeichang。
zhuantounazheqiandangcaili，qulewomeimei，lianhejifubazhanlewomayiliudelaopoxiao。
ertamenqueqinyankanjian，beizhuchujiamendewoguodefengshengshuiqi，haizhushanglegaodangbieshu。
我确实勾搭了。
不过那是我亲爸啊。
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jintianshiwojiehunderizi，wochuanzhecucaozhiganqiebuheshendeershouzhongshihunfu，zaijiudianmenkoudenglinjing。
jimeiwanglinglianmanglanzhuwo：
“haojiejie，zanmensuiranshizhongzujiating，niyaoshiyihouzuolehaomentaitai，biewangletixiewo！”
tajinriteyichuanzheyishenyuebailifu，huazhejingzhidezhuangrong。
yaobushishaoletousha，wozhenhuiyiweitacaishizheigehunlidezhujiao。
wodandansaoguotayiyan，xiwangtabuyaozaiwoderenshengdashishangzuoyao。
wobujinzaidenglinjing，haizaidengyigejieguo。
jianwoxinbuzaiyan，tameilaiyoushengleqi，paodaozhanzaiyipangdejifuwangzhuangmianqiangaozhuang。
“baba，nikanzheihaimeijiajinlinjia，tajiuwangleninfuyangtadeenqing！”
wangzhuangqingchi，anweizhewangling：“linjiajiadayeda，bushitanengbakongdezhudedifang！”
“qiaohaoba，tanengdeseduojiu！”
wohelinjingdehunshi，shimamashengqianqinzidingxia。
erqiezaihunlizheitian，mamayiliuxialaidelaopoxiaohuiguohudaowotoushang。
wanglingbumandikanwo，yanlishanshuozhejihen：
“baba，zheixiaojianrenjintianjiuyaodeneitaofangzile，dengdaoyihouhaibuqizaizanliangtoushangle！”
yitidaoneitaolaopoxiao，wangzhuangjiuxiangbeidianlepaozhangside，jiuduiwopokoudama：
“saobaxing！peiqianhuo，jiazhuangdesanqiankuaihaishilaozichude！nimahaibukenbaneitaofangzijiwo！”
“nimenmunvlianghaizhenshiyimaixiangchuandebaiyanlang！”
wonudui：“neiqianshiwomaliude，erqiewomaliudeshiwuwankuai，nihaihaoyisishuojiazhuangzhijisanqian？！”
“laozisanqiandoubuxiangjini！nigennineigesiqudemayiyang，doushijianzazhong，shipoxie！”
wanglingyeshunshibangqiang：“nimadousile，nihaizheimeao？！”
wonuhe：“nihaigantiwomasideshihou？dangshinibawoguanzaijiali，womajiushibeinituoside，nijuedenigensharenfanyoushenmequbie？！”
wozoudaoneiduifunvmianqian，yangqishoujiudalewanglingyibazhang。
wanglingshunjianchaozheneixieqinqiweiquzhiku：“jiejie，nibuxiangwochuanzheijianlifukeyizhishuo，dawozuoshenme！”
wangzhuangqidejiangyantourengwoshenshang：“nizheijianren！luanjiaoshenme！”
“nimasilezhenghao！shaoyizhangzuichifan！”
woganmangyiduo，yantouhaishijiangwodehunxiezhuochuyigeheidong。
wonuji：“woshenmeshihoushuolifudeshile！nimingming......”
jianwofanbo，wanglingdeguguzouguolailuqixiuzijiudalewoyibazhang：“nidangjiejiede，feiyaoranglingerzaizhongrenmianqianchuchou？！”
wobeidadeliangqiang，wanglingzuijiaogouqiedudekuaiyi：
“gugunikan！jiejiejiushijianbudewojintianbitamei！”
“taneifujidudezuilian，doukuaidichusuanshuile，zhenrangrenexin！”
wanglinggugulianmanganweidimolemotadelian，bianmawo：
“linger，zheizhongrenhuozheyeshilangfeikongqi！”
wodelianshanghuolaladiteng，ermingzhongwotingdaosizhouduiwoyilun。
lindaniangpiezhezui，shengyinbudaqueqingxicier：
“lingerbuguochuanlejianhaoyishang，dangjiejiedejiujuedediulelianmian？xinchangzheimedaidu，huogaiaida！”
wangshensangmenhongliang，zhizhewojiurang：“xuming！nimadousile，laizairenjiajialidangmichong，haigangenwanggedeqinguinvdongshou？”
“wokannishinaozibeimenjiale，huoniwaile！”
yizhengengjiafangsidehongxiaoshengzhong，jiudianmenkouturanchuanlaiyinqingdehongming。
“新郎来了！”