rangqianshenzaiyiyuanmeirenzhaogu，huohuotingleyigeduoyue，dangshangshiwendingzhihou，caibeiyongrenjidaihuilebieshu。
zheishizuihouduiyuliuruyandejiyile。
但……
qinwudaozixikanzhezijidejiyi，maosihaiyouxuduodejiyisuipian，cikewufadakai。
jiranwufadakai，neijiubuxuyaojiujiele。
“呼……”
jiangsuoyoudejiyidouliqingzhihou，qinwudaozhanqishenlai，shenlegelanyao，suijiduizhexitongkaikoudao：“gemener，youyanma？laiyibao，zailaigehuo！”
叮咚……
“gemener！nibawodangchaoshilea？！”
嗡……
xitongsuiranzuishangbaoyuanzhe，dansuizheguangmangshanshuo，qinwudaodeshouzhongchuxianleyibaoyan，heyigejingzhidedahuoji。
咔嚓！
yancaohuanhuandebeidianran，yanwumimanzhishangkong。
qinwudaoqingmizheyanjing，xiangshouzhezheiyikedeningjing。
taqianshijiuchengweiledingjideniuma，wulunshixinxinghaishinenglidoujuefeichangren，tayijingjieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishi。
zhibuguotameiyouxiangmingbaiyidian，neijiushichuanyueshenmebuhao，feichuanyuegehouhuiwen，haihaobangdingdexitongjiaoniumaxitong，bushineizhongshenmeqiangzhigonglvenvzhude……
嗯？！
qinwudaotongkongjinsuo，duile，tachuleniumaxitongyiwai，maosihaibangdingleyigehouhuixitongni。
“狗系统，出来！”
niumaxiaorener：“nizheisuzhuzenmezheiyanga？！gangcaiguanwoyaoyandeshihou，guanrenjiajiaogemener，xianzaibuyongle，jiujiaowogou！ni……”
qinwudaobunaifandao：“bizui！meishuoni，woshuolingyizhini！”
niumaxiaorener：“aoo(╥﹏╥)o”
叮咚……
后悔小人儿上线。
houhuixiaorener：“suzhunihao，qingwenyoushenmenenggoubangzhunidema？”
qinwudaoyansudekaikoudao：“xianbieshuobangbubangde，wowenni，nidegongnengshishenme？”
houhuixiaorener：“wodegongnengyouliangxiang，yigeshinilaigonglvenvzhu，dedaodehaoganyueduo，jianglijiuyueduo，diergejiushirangnvzhumenhouhui，houhui……”
“行了，打住！”
haimeidengxitongshuowanhua，qinwudaojiuzhijiejiangqidaduan：“wozhidaole，nixiezai……bu，zibaoba。”
houhuixiaorener：“？？？”
niumaxiaorener：“zheimexiongdema,,ծㅂծ,,！gangcaiduiwosuanshihaodele？zheimekanlai，suzhuduiwohaishimanbucuodea！”
houhuixiaorenerchenmoleyihui，xiaoxinyiyidekaikoudao：“suzhu，shiyoushenmewentima？”
“废话！！！”
qinwudaodeyuqituranbiandebaozaoleqilai：“woxianzaishichuanyuezhele，wohaishitianmingzhizijiafanpai，shenzhiwodezhenshanmei（liliangzhilimeili）douyuanyuanchaoguolechangren，jiuzheimeshenweizuzongrendewo，yaoqudangtiangou？”
“wohaigonglvenvzhu，wogonglve**a！mashangjiwozibao！！！kuaidiande！”
嘭！
jiuzaiqinwudaoqingxujidongdaozhanqilaideshihou，tadekoudaizhizhongdaichuleyikuailingpai，shuailuozailedimian。
qinwudaowanyaojiangqijianleqilai，kandaolingpaishangdezi，shunjiandengdaleshuangyan。
龙王令？！
“wotemehaishilongwang！wohaixuyaogonglvenvzhu？kuaidiande，jiwozibao！！！”
houhuixiaorenerdaizhekuqiangdao：“suzhu，buyaoa！woqiuqiuni，womeiyouqiangzhirenwude，niaizuojiuzuo，buaizuojiubuzuo，zhende！jiangliwotoutoujinijiuhaole，bierangwozibao，niyongyongwo，wokehaoyongle！”
tingzheyirenyitongdeduihua，niumaxiaorenersesefadou，tadoubuganzhishengle，shenpazheisuzhuyigebushuang，liantadoubeiyaoqiuzibao。
lanxingshangdechuanyuezheduiyuxitongkeshiyouzhetianshengdezhicainengli。
rangtazibaojiuzibao，genbenmeiyoubiedefanzhibanfa。
tingdaohouhuixiaorenerdehua，qinwudaojinzhoudemeitouzhujianshuhuan，xunwendao：“zhendemeiyouqiangzhirenwu？”
houhuixiaorenerchouqidao：“juedui，jueduimeiyou！”
“neixingba，xianliuniyiduanshijian，duile，jianglijidetoutoujiwoa，buranzibaoqu！”
“wo……wuwu……wozhidaole！”
tingdaoxitongdehua，qinwudaofangxindeguanbilexitong，suijizhanqishenlai，zoudaoletaofangneideyimaojianzhong。
kanzhejingzizhizhongdeziji，qinwudaofaxian，maosizheishentiheyangziyuzijiqianshiyimoyiyanga。
tashencaigaoda，jiankuanyaozhai，shenshanggechudedejirouxiantiaodouhenmingxian，bilijiqiwanmei。
junmeidelianpangrudiaokebanfenming，nongmidemeimaoweiweishangyang，shensuideyanmouyouruxingchenbanshanshuo，rangrenshenxianqizhong。
heisedetoufabuzhangbuduan，weiweiyouxielingluan，gengxiandetaxiaosabuji。
qianshidetakaozhezheizhanglianhejianshenfangjinianduanlianchulaideshencaibili，keshimeishaoqianxiadingdan。
xianzaichuanyuedaolezheigeshijie，neihaibuzhijiehuashenzuzongren？
dangtiangouneibushixiandemeishiganma？
qinwudaozoudaoyijuqian，dakaileyiju，faxiantadeyifuyagenjiumeiyoujijian，suiyinaletaomiqisedexifuchuanzaishenshang，neichengshuqieyouyadeqizhizaidujiashenlejifen。
“xianlikaizheili，nongmingbaishenfenhou，jiuquzuogezuzongrenba！”
nianci，qinwudaozhijiexialou，tadezuishangdiaozheyan，huanbuzouxialelouti，neixiezhenglifangjiandeyongrenmenkandaoqinwudaochuxian，yanshenzhizhongquandoudaizhejifeneranyujingyan。
bijingcengjingdeqinwudaokeweishichunchundejiatingzhufu。
bieshuoxifule，lianzhengshiyidiandeyifudoumeiyouchuanguo，qizhigengshiyouzhejifennuoruo，dongbudongjiuku，neinengbunuoruoma？！
qinwudaoyiluzoudaolelouxia，gangyaolikaizheili，faxianduziyouxiee。
duiyupengrenjineng，takeshichunchundelamanle。
zhijiezoudaolechufang，lugebowanxiuzi，jiukaishijizijizuofan，bangexiaoshideshijian，yingshengshengzuolegesicaiyitang。
jiangsuoyoudeshicaiduandaoleketingdechajishang，wushizhouweiyongrendemuguang，takaishidakuaiduoyi。
嘭！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，fangmenbeidakai。
“**，白少爷！”
嗯？
tingdaoyongrenmendewenhao，qinwudaotaiqitoulai，yingruyanliandeshiyinanyinv。
nandezhangxiangyouxieyinrouzhixiang，yimiqizuoyoudeshengao，gujiayepianxiao，zhangxiangqingxiu，qizhiyedaizhejifenshushengzhiyi。
neinvrenjifushengxue，shuangmuyousiyihongqingshui，gupanzhiji，ziyouyifanqingyagaohuadeqizhi，rangrenweizhisuoshe，zicanxinghui，buganqingyixiedu。
lairenzhengshibaiyuheliuruyan。
cengjingdeliuruyanshilinjiashaonvdeqizhi，rujinzuolejiniandenvzongcai，chengshumeiyanzhizhonghaidaizheqingleng，queshishigeyouwu。
nanguaiqianshenhuineibanmilianta。
ganshoudaoxinzangdeweiweichouchu，qinwudaozhoulezhoumei。