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chulejiehunqianyinian,tahewangliliduanleshizhende。

shengyudeshijian,tayizhidouhewanglilizaiyiqi。

womenjiehundiertian,wanglilijiuhuilelucheng。

guzhoujitazulefangzi,shenzhihaijitamaileyiliangdaibuche。

bujinruci,tahaijiangwanglilisaijinlewojitakaidegongsi。

meiyiciguzhoujiekouyingchou,hedelanzuihuilai,yebuguodoushizhuangde,jiuqishidaolejiamenkousashangqude。

erzhiqiandeshijian,doushizaiwanglilidechuzuwulisihun。

真是一对狗男女。

yixiangdaozijizheijinianbeishuadetuantuanzhuan,wojiuhenbudelikezhaodaoguzhou,henhenjitayibazhang。

**keliandekanzhewo,“han**,qishiwanglilizaigongsilishenmedoubuzuo,meitianjiushishuashoujiwandiannao,tadegongzi,tadeshenghuo,doushiguzhouzaifuze。”

yejiushishuo,guzhouzaiyongwodeqian,zaiwaimiangongyangtadexiaoqingmei。

“zheijianshiqinggongsiliderendouzhidaoma?”

**diantou,“dajiadouyiweiwanglilishilaobanniang......”

woturanxiangdaoyijianshi,zhiqianwoyecengjingxiangqugongsikanwangguzhou,jitasongwufan。

keguzhouquejiekoubuxiangrangwairenzhidao,zheigegongsishiwoyigenvrenjitakaide,buxiangbeibierenandilichuojilianggu,rangwobuyaochuxian。

wogujitadezizun,zaiyemeiyouchuxian,shenzhimeiyourenzhidaowocaishizhenzhengdelaoban。

**nachushouji,“zheishigongsiqun。”

wodiankailimiandeneirong,yuanbenyijingsiqudexinzangzaiciyiteng。

qunlichuleyibandegongzuojiaojiewai,quandoushiwangliliheguzhouxiuenaidezhaopian。

tamenqinnidekaozaiyiqi,haoxiangyiduibiren。

突然。

qunliduochuleyizhangzhaopian。

neishiyishuxianhongdemeigui。

fazhaopiandebushibieren,zhengshiwanglili,xiamianhaipeiyouyiduanwenzi,“jintianshiwodeshengri,xiwangdajiakeyizhuwoshengrikuaileyo!”

qunlidezhongrenlikexiangying。

“laobanniangshengrikuaile,zhuniyongyuanshibasui。”

“zhulaobannianghelaobanbainianhaohe,yongjietongxin。”

“laobanniangshengrikuaile,laobansongdehuazhenpiaoliang。”

wanglilishifengaoxing,zaiqunlifaleyigeyouyigehongbao。

meiyigedoushizuidajine,gengshiyindequnliyizhenhuanhu。

wosisiwozheshouji,tahuademeiyibiqian,doushiwode。

**qingkeyisheng,“han**,zheigewanglilishiguer,jutichushengriqimeirenzhidao。danshicongniheguzhoujiehunhou,tadeshengrijiudingzailejintian。”

wodunshiweizhongyizhenfanteng,chongjinleweishengjian。

今天也是我的生日。

wanglilidingzaijintian,fenmingjiushiguyide。

haoa,jirantaneimexiangyaoguzhouneigelaji,neiwojiuhaijita。

woxilebalian,huidaozuoweishang,toutoujialequn。

xianzailimianzhengshirenaodeshihou,genbenmeirenzhuyidaoduoleyigeren。

wohuidaojiazhong,guoran,guzhoubuzai。

yiqianmeinianshengriwodouxiwangtanengpeiwo,ketajiekouyaojiwogenghaodeshenghuo,banyecaihuihuilai,zuilihaihanzhelei。

rujinkanlai,tafenmingshipeixiaoqingmeipeileile。

wofanchujiehunzheng,gongsidezhucezhengming,farendaibiaoshu,yijiyixiliewenjian。

tongshiwojiaolaibanjiagongsi,jiangjialiyiqiedongxiquanbubanzou。

zaibanjiadeguochengzhong,wofaxiandiulehenduodongxi。

mingguideshoushi,mingpaiyifu,baobao,doushaolehaojige。

wolikedakaiqun,fankanwanglilijintianfadezhaopian。

wodiushidexianglian,baobao,cikedouzaitadeshenshang。

dangzhenshirifangyefang,jiazeinanfang。

xinghaowoyouliufa.piaodexiguan,zhijiepaizhaoquzheng。

banwanjiazhihou,woyouanzhuanglejigeshexiangtou,zheicailikai。

huidaojiudian,wolikejiangsuoyoudezhaopianquanbudoufajingongsiqunli。

“wocaishigongsidelaobanniang,yeshiguzhoudehefaqizi,buguoxianzaibushile,wohuiheguzhoulihun,zhutamenzheiduizhananjiannvsuosi,buyaochulaihuohaibieren。”

“duile,gongsishiwochuangbande,gezhongfeiyongyeshiwojiaonade,guzhoubuguojiushiyigejingyingzhe,wohuijianggongsishouhui。”

“zheiweiwanglili**,zheishiwodegoumaifa.piao,qingnijiangbozishangdexianglian,shenshangdeyifu,shoulidebaobaoquanbuguihaihuilai。zheishiwodedongxi,guzhoutoulesongjini,kebudaibiaojiushinidele。”

“xihuanershounanrenwonenglijie,danshichuanzhebierendeershouyifuzhaoyaoguoshi,wokejiubunenglijiele。ruguowang**shizaishiqiongdemaibuqiyifu,wokeyihaozhaoaixinrenshiduinijinxingjuanzhu。”