「niannian,nihexiaoqixiangchudezenmeyangla?mamayijingbangnijiyezhaotuihunle,nihaohaohexiaoqipeiyangganqing,yiqiandeshiyebushixiaoqidecuoya,douguoqule,niyegaiyuanliangtale。」
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「yezhao,tajiushiyigexiaogongchengshi,meishenmemingqi,tashejichulaishenmedongxile?duile,weilongdaqiaodeshejitugankuaijinibasongguoqua。jiangqijiubuyiyangle,tajiazaiguowaideshengyizuodeduodaa,nijiajitaduizanjiayouduoshaohaochunibuzhidao?」
shenniangualedianhua,yijiaoyoumencaixiaqu,wochadianbeishuaichuqu。
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wobujinsuanlebizi,wobakandaoshennianmeiyouzuosheng,shennianlazhuwobadegebo,qifendishuo「yezhaoni?」
wobaningzhemenbashou,zhenglixiaqingxu,「huiquba,nimamayijingtuihunle,womengennimenyijingmeiyouguanxile。」
wobadakaimenjinqu,shennianjinsuiqihou,jianruideshengyinchuantouermo,「yezhao***sile?!wowennihuani!」
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shennian,nizhengaixiadiyu!
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womazoule,yinweishennianneijuhua。
wobameirangshennianqucanjiawohemamadezangli,suoyiwoyecanjiabule。
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yinweizhiyaoshiwoshejichulaide,shigongguochengdouhenshunli。
这就挺玄学的。
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