第1章
“jilaoshenda，dasizheimeiliangxindebaiyanlang！”
jiweishehuadeguhongtanmuchuangshang，gunanyouxinshenhaichenjinzaibeichaojiamiezudejuewangbeishangzhong。
erbianshiyixiangbatapengzaishouxinlitengdenainaichaoqishizudeshengyin。
可是......
taqinyankandaonainai、fuqintamenrentouluodishiliutangzheneiyidixue，tamingmingyijingsizaijiwujiudezheruxia。
怎么会？
pushanbandejiemaozhadong，gunanyoucongwujinjuewangdeyishizhongzhengzhakai。
zheishi，yishenhuaguidenainaijiantaxinglai，moleipaodaochuangqian:“guaisunkexingle，hesinainaile。”
“nainai......”gunanyoujingedekanzhebanbaitoufadehougulaofuren，xiangdaoxingxingdexuelinlindeyimu，yanleijiuhualaladezhibuzhu。
“bupabupa，nainaizaini。”jiantakudelihai，gulaofurenpaizhetaxinkougenzheku。
“kelianwoguaisunyouyouyou～handonglayuedebeituijinchizili。”
“zheixiaochushengtianshadea，tazenmenengrenxin......”
gunanyoushenseyidun，leiyanposuochaopangkanqu，wulibuyuanchu，jiwujiuguizaidishang，pangbianlianggejiadingyixiayixiadeyongbanzichaotabeishangdaqu。
jiantakanguolai，jiwujiuzuijiaobengjin，mousewuyisibolandao:“womeitui。”
simuxiangdui，gunanyouhuxiyizhi，xinzangdoufangfotingzhitiaodong。
jiushizheigeweilaizhangkongchaoyezhishouzhetiandejianchen......
zuinianqingdeshoufu——jiwujiu！
gunanyouxinkouyizhi，liangzhipangshoujinjinwoquan，jiantayuqishen，pangbiandeyahuanfutazuoqishen。
jinyigeqishendongzuo，gunanyoujiuqixuchuanzhecuqi。
ditoukanleyanzijifeishuodeduzi，tanaohailihuiyiqigenjiwujiudeenyuanqingchou。
basuiyiqian，tashigerenjianrenkuadejingzhimeiwawa，wusuijiudeshengchongbeifengweianpingxianzhu。
qisuineinian，jiadaohaiweizhongluodejijiadaijiwujiulaihoufudingqin，zaiyuanliwanshuashi，jiwujiucongshushangdiaoxiashi，tayongzijixiaoshenbanjiexiata，yedaozhineizangshoushangcongerdabingyichang，gezhongyaogenbupinjinbu，tadetizhongqueyifabukeshoushi。
huotuotuochengjingzhiwawa，pangchenglezhu，lianwuguandoubianxing。
ercongtizhongfeipangqilaihou，tagulingjingguaitaoxidexinggedabian，jiangsuoyoudecuoguaizaijiwujiushenshang。
zaijijiazhongluohoujiwujiujisuhoufudezheixienianlai，gengshijiezhejiumingzhien，beishumeidengrentiaobo，buduanzuosideqirujiwujiu。
yejiuyoulehoulaidejiwujiudeshi，jianghoufushangxiamanmenchaozhan。
dancongtizhongfeipangqilaihou，gunanyougulingjingguaitaoxidexinggedabian，jiangsuoyoudecuoguaizaijiwujiushenshang。
zaijijiazhongluohoujiwujiujisuhoufudezheixienianlai，gunanyouzijiyehao、beishumeidengrentiaoboyehao，buduanzuosideqirujiwujiu。
yejiuyoulehoulaidejiwujiudeshi，zaigunanyoushiwusuijijidangtian，jianghoufushangxiamanmenchaozhan。
yeshidaoyaomanmenchaozhan，congweiyibeishemiandeshumeineilicaizhidao，tazheifeipangdeyuangugenbenjiushishumeiyifangdesuanji。
yejiushi，tahencuoleren！
yedaozhimingmingshijiumingzhien，mingmingshiyouhunyuedeliangren，quebudeshanzhong，zuizhongluodeliangrenxiangjianliangshenghen。
xiangdaoqianshizhongzhong，gunanyouyiliancangbaidebeifuxiachuangzoudaojiwujiugenqian。
kanzhexiarenshoulidebanziyixiajieyixiadeluozaitabeishang。
shaonianmousechenchen，zuijiaobengzhiquewuyisifangxiazitaideyisi。
shenzhiliantaeyidewuxian，yedouzhishishensedandanbuxiejieshi。
yanqianshuxideyimu，gunanyouhenquedingtakenengzhongshenghuisannianqian，tabuguoshiersui，‘yongsi’wuxianjiwujiuerzuzhijiajitadeneitian。
xinsiyuefafuza，kanzheta，gunanyouxiangzhebeichaojiamiemendehen，shuangshoujinzuan，beifeiroujichengyitiaofengdeyanshanshuozhehanguang。
yaoshichentahaimeichengzhangqilai，xianzaijiunongsita，huibuhuijiumeiyou......
啪——
yucitongshi，banzhebanzizhongzhongdeqiaojisheng，shaonianguiditingzhileyaoban，yishimousechenchendekanzhegunanyou。
simuxiangdui，gunanyouhuxiyizhi，fangruohuidaolinsiqian，jiwujiujugaolinxialengmokanzhetayanqideyimu。
tashijiwujiu，youbushijiwujiu！
xiangdaotashenmideshenfengenhenlashouduan，gunanyouhoubeibeihanjinshi。
shaonianbeixuejintoudebei，buzhidaotahunmiduojiubeinainairangrendaleduozhangshijianle。
quantouyuezuanyuejingunanyou，xinzang“putongputong”dekuangtiao。
xiangdaoqianshi，nainai、fuqintamenbeiyazaiduantoutairentouluodideyimu，enianzainaohaishanxian。
“nainai，wo......”
silvyishun，tazhongzuochuxuanze，zhengzhunbeijieshi......
jiuzaizheishi，guyubikukutitidepaojinlaiguizaijiwujiushence。
“nainai，qiunibiedale，wujiugegeshiwugude，tameiyoutuijiejie，woqinyankandaoshijiejieta…tabuxiaoxindiejinchizilide。”
shuozhe，guyubiketou，kudao:“nainai，ruguobushiwujiugegebajiejiecongchililaochulai......”
gunanyoushenxiyikouqi，lenglengkanyanguyubihou，youhenhendengleyanjiwujiu。
he，yenanguaiqianshitaquanjialuodegezhanshoushizhong，jiutaguyubimianyuyisi。
恶让她顾婻忧背！
善她顾玉碧独领！
真是够会玩啊！
mingminghaoxinjiuzijideweihunfuqueyinchayangcuozoudaolezheiyibu，gunanyouxinzhongyouyuan，youhen，gengduodeshibugan！
doushuojiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，ketani，jiuquejiuchulemanmenchaozhan！
nuhuochongtianshi，qiaqiaojiwujiutaitou，liangrenduishi。
jiwujiuzuijiaoweimin，xianmousechenchenpiekaiyanqu。
“hunzhangdongxi，niweileyigewairenjuranzheiyangwuxiannidiqinjiejie！”
jiuzaizheishi，gulaofurenwuzhexiongkou，xiangshibeiguyubidewuniqidebuqing。
gunanyouyepiekaishixian，zuijiaoqingchelexia，jigulaofurenshunzheqingpaixinkou。
“nainai，shisunnvbuxiaorangninlaodanxinle。”
shuozhe，gunanyouxiangdaoqianshideqianlian，jiukuijiudeluolei。
guaita，yinianzhichajiuhuilaiyitiaodushe！
“ai，guaisunkeyounalibushufu？”gulaofurenxinweiyixiao，danyouqigunanyoudeshenti。
pangce，guyubichuitou，yanlimanshiyinzhidejidugenyuanhen。
tajinlaiguizaidishang，gulaofurenbukanyiyanqueyixinzhiguanxingunanyou。
dishujiuneimezhongyao，zhongyaotaliangunanyouyigenshouzhitoudoubibushang？！
“啪～”
erzheishi，jiwujiuzhongshikangbuzhule，zhongzhongaiyibanzichadianpadishang。
“住手。”
liangjiuhou，gunanyouyaoyajichuliangzi。
naohailishigujiabeizhanshoudeyimu，taxinliduijiwujiumanqiangdehen。
dantongshi，naohailiqianshi，tagezhongqirujiwujiudehuamianyezaishangyan。
jiugenjiedi，ruguobushitaqirentaishendaozhideyin，jiubuhuiyoujiwujiufuchoudeguo。
biyanhaoyihui，gunanyouchaojiwujiuzouqu，shenqingfuzazhiji。
就在这时。
“jiejie，qiunifangguowujiugege，ta......”
“啪！”
yibazhangluozaiguyubilianshang，gunanyoupieleyanjiwujiudeshense，lenglengdao:“niyishenmeshenfentitashuohua？”
xiangdaoqianshi，beiguyubidengrenandilizuodeshi，tajiuhenbude......
不急，账慢慢的算！
“wo、wo......”guyubiniutoukankanjiwujiu。
jiwujiuzexianglaimianwubiaoqingjiweilengdanrangrenkanbuchushense。
gunanyouzhoumei，mingxiankandechu，yanshendoubudaiyanshide，tadehaomeimeiqueshishixihuantagunanyoudeweihunfuxu。
caihuijitaxiafeipangdeyaowu，youyicicitiaoqitamenliangrenzhijiandewuhui，rangtamenmingmingshiweihunfuqi，quexiangjianliangshengyan，zaochengleqianshideguo！
xiangqizhongzhong，gunanyoulenglengyixiao，feilianquejichuyimowenroudexiaoqufujiwujiu。
“wu、wujiugegeduibuqi......”
zheikeshiweilailishishangzuinianqingdeshoufudaren，youyouneiyangdeshenfen，tashabusita，zaishuotamenzhijian，danchunduicuofenbuqing。
zongzhi，daoburuxianbaodatuibajiehao，xianwenzhuta。
gunanyouyujiwujiusuchouyijiu，zheiyijuhuazaochengdebihuangdituranjiabengdouxiaoguojingren，yizhongrenquanshale。
jiulianyizhimianwubiaoqingdejiwujiu，douweiweicuoe。