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liangshishuangyanhenhendidengzhejiangrou:“jiangrou,nishaozaizheilizhuangwugu,mingmingshinixinliaimumohanzhao,beiniermeimeifaxian,nibianfanguolaijiangtatuixiachizili,nizheishixianghailenimeimeiyishengdeqingyua,nizenmenengrucidaidu?”

“laoye,zheijiangrouzixiaobianshiwokanzhezhangdade,qieshenjiangtadangchengqinshengdeyiban,chuchukuanhoudaita,taqueruciduhaixianer,qieshenzhenshixinhan!”

liangshiduizhejianghuailuyizhensuku。

jiangxianzuozaiyipang,xiaoshengchuoqizhe,tayijuhuabushuo,kanzhequebijiangrouzheigeshouhaizheweiquduole。

jiangrouxindianzilengxiao,shangbeizikemeirenxiangzheiyangbangtashuoguohua。

rujinshouhaizhebianchenglejiangxian,liangshibianjidetiaolejiao。

shenmecimu,shenmekuanhou,biantongtongdoubuzhuangle。

wuzilideqifennaodehenjiang。

jiangrouqueshenseruchang,dandanlizaineier,yuqipingjingdao:“buzhifuqindasuanruhechulicishi?”

jianghuailujihuxiangyebuxiang,lengshengdao:“ruhechuli?ziranshiweifuqinzidaizheniquxianfeiniangniangheshengshangmianqianqingzui,shuonixinzhongaimumohanzhao,weinierrendinghun。”

jiangroumouguangfaleng,kouzhongqueyijiupinghe:“kenveryijingyuhoufudingleqin。”

“wufang,rangnimeimeitinijiaguoqubianshile,liangjialianyin,houfuyemeishuofeideshinijiangrou。”

shangbeizijianghuailujiupianxinjiangxianheliangshineibian,zhishidangshitazongxihuannajiazushengyushuoshi,zaijiashangjiangrouhaiduizheigediebaoyouhuanxiang,suoyigenbenbucengchajuedaotakanxiangtashidelengmo。

jiangrouzheiyishibuhuizaiweiquqiuquan,weilededaojianghuailudeneidianguanai,zangsongyisheng,neitaibuzhile。

“keshifuqin,neixiangnangshangyongjinsixianxiuzhemohanzhaodemingzi,zheijinsixianzaihechu,kedezhaodaocaixing,buranwupingwujuderuherangxianfeiniangniangxiangxin?”jiangroulengshengshuodao。

liangshianzilengxiao,zheisiyatouhaizhendangtahuizheimechun,jiangzhengjuliuzaixianerfangzhongma?

neijinsixianzaojiubeitaanzhongsaijinlejiangroudefangli,zheicidingyaojiaotashudeyakouwuyan,shuobuchubange“bu”zilai。

“laoye,yiwokan,biananzhaodaguniangdeyisi,zhaojigeqianlesiqideyahuanpoziqugechufanglisouyisou,yehaojiaodajiaxinfukoufu,rucixianfeineiliwomenyehaoyougejiaodaile。”liangshihuanshengtixingdao。

jiangxianyandishanguoyimodeyi:“shiafuqin,nvermeizuoguojiushimeizuoguo,bupabeisou,haiqingfuqinweinverzhuchigongdao!”

jianghuailudianlediantou,likejiaolerenlai:“rouer,niyebieguaifuqin,weifuzheimezuoyeshiweilenidemingshengzhexiang,ruochachulaicishishilingyourengaogui,fuqinyehaotinimenlianggezuozhu!”

jianghuailushuodeguanmiantanghuang。

jiangrouhunshenweiweiyijiang,shangbeizikemeirentiguojinsixian,tabuzhifankang,beiliangshihejianghuailudesanyanliangyuyihuyou,bianruanlexinchang,dayingjiajimohanzhao。

huiquhou,tawuyizhongfaxianleyigeyahuanzaishuxiatoutoumaineijinsixian,bianjiangrendaizhusongdaolejianghuailudemianqian。

neiyahuanfankouzhirenshitazaibeihouzhishi,redejianghuailuborandanu,fatajinzuchaolebangeyuede《nvxun》。

tazhijindoujide,neiyahuanminghuanqiuling,chushihoubianbeidafachulejiangfu。

guaitadangshitaichun,mingmingzhuadaoleliangshihejiangxianfanshidezhengjuquebudongmousuan,gengbuzhibianjie,zuihouhaibeifanyaoleyikou,rangjianghuailuduitajincundeneiyidiankuijiuyehuaweileyane。

xiangdaozheixie,jiangrouliansefabai,yandifanqileyipianhong。

yipangdejiangxianqueanjingdiyiweizailiangshideshenbian,yandishanguoyimoliangyi。

mohanzhaozongyouqianwanbancaihua,yebuguoshigehubushilang,ruhebideshanghoufudezungui?

一盏茶后。

yahuanpozijiangjinsixiansongleshanglai。

“congnasouchulaide?”jianghuailulengshengwendao。

“shi……”neipoziyouyileyixia。

jiangxianpobujidaidixiangyaokandaojiangroudexiachang,jiqiedao:“kuaishuoa,congnasouchulaide?”

tazhidaomuqinyidingdouyijinganpaihaole,rangyahuanqiulingjiangneijinsixiantoutousaijinlejiangroudeguifang。

“youshenmebianshuoshenme,zhizhiwuwudezuoshenme?”liangshiyilianzhendingdishuodao。

pozikaikoudao:“zaierguniangdejinyugelizhaojianlezheixiejinsixian。”

“nishuoshenme?”jiangxiansoudezhanqishenlai,hunshenfahan,“nizheipozishibushifengle?zheidongxizenmekenengzaiwofangli?”

poziyebeihehuaile,putongyishengguizailejianghuailudemianqian:“laonubugansahuang,zheidongxidequeshicongerguniangdefangzhongsouchulaide!”

“bukeneng!”jiangxianqidehunshendouzaidou,tazhuantouhenhendidengxiangjiangrou,yandideeduzaiyezangbuzhu,“shiniba!jiangrou!shinirangrenjiangzheidongxifangdaowofangli,shibushi?”

“niguyixianhaiwo?xiangyaowojinibeiguo!nizuomeng!”

jiangxianyaoyaqiechididahandao。

jiangroujingjingdizhanzaineier,yizhangchenjingdexiaolianshizhongdanranrushui:“jinsixiankebushixunchangdesixian,gongliguirenyongdeduo,fangyanzhenggejingchengdebuzhuang,yezhiyoutiandibuzhuangyijianengmai,qiejiazhibufei,yirouermeiyuedeyueliyinzi,kebugouzheibanxiaohaode。”

cihua,bajiangxianshuodeyakouwuyan,muqinbachizhongkui,shenmehaodechichuanyongdudouwangtawulisong。

tapingrilihuaqianruliushui,nalizhidaozheijinsixianshishenmejiage?

jiangxianlengzhengdiwangzhejiangrouneiyiliantianjingdemoyang,houbeijianjianmaochulelenghan,yuanlaitazhiqiandeguaishundoushizhuangchulaide,tajingranbeipianle!

liangshiwangzhejiangxianqidaokuaiyaoshikongdeyangzi,yibalazhuleta,chenshengduijianghuailushuodao:“laoye!huibuhuishiyouxinrenguyixianhaixianer,qiaoqiaojiangzheijinsixiansaijinlexianerdefangzhong?”

jiangroumeixinweiweitiaoleyixia,haoyizhaozeihanzhuozei,zheiliangshihaizhenshipoyouxinji。

“fuqin,hebuzhaorenqutiandibuzhuangwengeqingchu,zheijinsixiankebushixunchangdexiuxian,buzhuangneilidingyoujilu,shushishufei,yiwenbianzhi。”jiangroudandankaikoudao。

jiangxianlianseweibian,tamanshihuangluandikanxiangliangshi。

yidanchadaojinsixiandegoumaijilu,jiuyidingnengchadaotashenbiandeqiuling,daoshizhengjuquezao,tajiuzaiyebunengshuaiguojijiangroule。

liangshiyouruhebumingbaijiangxianxinzhonggulv,tasuijihuanshengshuodao:“laoye,zheizhongjiashi,naodaotiandibuzhuangneili,qibushijiachouwaiyangma?haishizaifushangguanqimenlaichadehao。”

jiangrouchixiaoyisheng,neizhangruchuxuebanchunjingdexiaolianfuqiyimolianyandexiao,youruoyingsuhuayibanyaoye:“shiqingdounaodaoxianfeiniangniangmianqianle,haipazheidianjiachouwaiyangma?”