第2章 002识趣

sheizhidaozheilimianshengzhedeshibushiduyao?haoburongyizhonglaiyici,taxianzaishiyidianeryebuxiangside。

“嘿……嘿……”

sishizhidaoyeqingningzaixiangshenme,laotaitaizuilifachuguguaihanhudexiaosheng,yebuzhidaotashizenmedongzuode,ganshoucucaodeshouniezhuyeqingningdexiaba,yidawandelvhuhujiuzheimeguanjintadezuili。

yeqingningxiangyizhixiaojiziyiyangputengzhengzhazhe,yebuzhidaolaotaitaizenmenongde,mingmingduifangzhishiniezhutaxiaba,ketadeliqihaoxiangyixiaziquanbuxiaoshileyiban,shenzirulannibantanruanxialai,zhiderenrenbaibu。

wufakongzhishentideganjuerangyeqingningshifenhaipa,tafaxiantaxianzaichulehoulongzaibuyouzizhudetunyanzhiwai,hunshenshangxialiandongyixiazhijiandeliqidoumeiyou。

xushiedetaijiule,wulifankangdeyeqingningzaihaipazhiyujuranhaiyouxinsiquhusiluanxiang,huanghujianjingranhaijuedeneiwanheilvsedezanghuhuweidaobucuo,yebuzhidaoshishenmedongxizuode,suirankanzhehanchenledian,hezheweidaohaixing,busuanbuchoude,youdiancaoyaodeganku,bingbunanchi。

yaoshimeidudehua,chichiqishiyemeishahuaichu……

yeqingningyoudianziyuziledexiang。

yidahaiwandehuhuxiadu,yeqingningbuyouzizhudidalegebaoge,zheiyiwandehuhujingshiweibaoletadeduzi。

laotaitaimuguangguguaidipieleyeqingningyiyan,zuilifachuyiweibumingdeheiheisheng。

yeqingningshunjianyoudianlianhong,tahenhendidenglelaotaitaiyiyan,henyouxienaoxiuchengnu。

laotaitaidaliangzheyeqingningbaijingqingxiudexiaolian,hunzhuodeyanjingfeikuaishanguoyimotanlan,buzhidaoxiangdaoshenme,gankuheishoudelianshangluchuleguguainiuqudexiaorong。

“nvwaer,nikebiehenlaotaipo,zheikeshihaodongxia,dengrihounichangdaolehaochu,shuobudenihaiyaohaohaoganxielaotaipowoni!”

yeqingningdingzhekangduimianneizhiqueletiaotuidemubandengzimeihangqi,xinliduilaotaitaidehuaqueshichizhirubi。

youhaodongxitazijibuchifandaobianyiwairen?zheihuayeqingningshibandianbuxinde。zheiniantourizikebuhaoguo,zhenyouhaodongxineishedejibierenya。jiuxiangta,neihuierhaoburongyigedianrou,haiyaozangzheyezhetoumozhechini!bahaodongxijibieren?pabushishaziba!

haiyouzheilaotaitaiyebuzhidaotaxiangganshenme?haihaoneiwanhanchendewanyierbushiduyao,burantayaoshisizaizheilidehua,neikejiutaiyuanle,tahaixiangzhequzhaoneigemeiliangxindeyuanjiasuanzhangni,haiyou,tadezaierhaimeishengchulai……

yeqingningxiangzhexiangzhebuzhizendenaodaimanmandibiandechenzhongle,zhenggerenjianjianmihuleguoqu。

laotaitaizhuandongzhehunzhuodeyanzhuzi,tanlandidingzhuyeqingningjianjianshushuidemianrong,fangfozaikanyijianjiazhibufeidezhenbao,shenzhirenbuzhushenchugankucucaodeshouzhimanmanququchumo,kuseganzhoudelaolianshangmanshixingfenzhise。

“pifucucaobugouxinibaixi,rongmaoyezhishiqingxiu,tizhiyeruo……gujiagouyunchengxianxi,guxiangyehenwanmei,gulingganggangmanshier,nianlinghaixiao,haimeiyoudingxing,zhiyaohaohaodiaoliyifan,shuobudingbilaotaiponianqingdeshihouhaiyaomeishangjifen……jiejie,laotianzongsuanshidailaotaipobubo,zheinvwaersonglaidegangganghao……”

laotaitainazhewawanmanmandizouchuqu,zuilihanhanhuhudidunangzheshenme,shibushifachulingrenmaogusongrandexiaosheng。

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yeqingningzheiyijueshuidehenchen,haoxianghaizuoleyixieluanqibazaodemeng,xinglaihouquedouwangjile。buguobiqishangcixinglaideweisuobuzhen,zheicixinglaidaoshishenqingqishuang,hunshennuanyangyangde,shuobuchudeshufu。

yebuzhidaolaotaitaineiwanhuhushishenmedongxi,tayijuexinglaifaxianshenshangdeshangkoujingranshenqidexiaoshile,budanruci,shenshangdepifuhai**lebushao,jiufangfoneixieshangkouconglaijiumeiyouchuxianguoyiban。

yeqingningmozheshenshangbaixixinidepifu,youdianjingya。

jingchengliyouyizhongquchubahenshifenyouxiaodequbagao,neishiputongbaixingyouqianyemaibudaodehaodongxi,tingshuojiazhiqianjin。yiniangshouliyouyiping,tingmamashuoshizhanggongzhucijitade。mamahaishuo,neiqubagaoxiaoguohaodehen,yiniangyonglezhihou,shoushangneidaobahendanhualehenduo,yaoshizhangqijianchiyongbabahenchediquchuyebushibukenengde,kexineiyangdehaodongxizhiyouyiping,yongwanlequeshizaibukedele。

mamazaishuoqizheijianshidedeshihouhaishifenwanxi,neidongxitaizhenguile,bushitazheiyangdexiaorenwukeyidedaode,burantajiuxunlaijitasunnvyongle。

mamadesunnvyeqingningjianguo,neigexiaogunianglianshangyouyidaoshangba,tingshuoshixiaoshihoubuxiaoxinbeihuotangshangliuleba。

yigequbagaojiunenggoubeishirenfengweiqianjinnanqiudeshengpin,ruoshibeirenzhidaoneiheilvsedezanghuhuyiwanshangjiunengrangmeiyouyuhedeshangkouchedixiaoshi,zhipahuirangrenjingdiaoxiaba!

buguozheijianrangrendiaoxiabadeshierzaiyeqingningkanlaiyesuanbudeshenmele,biqizheige,tayigehuoleyibeiziyounenggouzhongxinlaiyiciderenbushigengbuhechangli?

yeqingninghuoleyibeizi,taqianbanshengbeiguanzaiyefuhouzhai,houbanshengjiagexiaorenwuzaishehuidicengkukuzhengzha。zuoweiyigemeiyouduoshaojianshi,linjujialaiketadounengpazaiqiangtoukanbantianrenao,weiletahainengdangchengxinxianshierfanfulaotaohaojihuidexiaofuren,tazuidadeyoudianjiushibuaijiaozhen,youxieshiernongbumingbaijiusuanle。

biqizheige,tagengzaiyideshilaotaitaixiangyaoduitazuoshenme。meinongqingchuduifangdemude,tashizenmeyebufangxinde。

zhenshibaitianbushuoren,yewanbushuogui,ganggangxiangdaolaotaitai,laotaitaiyouxiangyouhunbanchuxianzaidongkou,shoushangrengranduanzheyiwankanqilaiyanseguguaidezanghuhu。

suiranbuzenmeqingyuan,danzheiciyeqingningzailaotaitairangtahehuhudeshihouhaishiguaiguaizhangzuijianghuhuhelexiaqu。

jiranmeifaerfankang,neitajiushishiwudianba,fanzhengzheiwanyieryemeidu,takebuxiangzaibeinongdetanzaineiermeifadongdan。

zuorendenengqunengshen,zaiyouguqiyebunengganjidanpengshitoudeshadanshier。

laotaitaishifenmanyiyeqingningshiqu,lengbingbingdelianyehuanheleyixie,tadaliangleyeqingningyiyan,muguangzaitaguangjiedeetoushangtingliulepianke,heiheijisheng:“nvwaer,niyefaxianleba?laotaipofeijinxinsidelaidehaodongxidoubianyinile!heihei,nikebiebushihaodai,baibailangfeilaotaipoyifanxinyia……”