wohehaomenlengshaoyiqishangleresou
woxianggouyinhaomenlengshaoquebeijudexinwenshangleresou。
duijiaxiaohuadiyishijianzhuanfabingyinyang，biaoshikaoshilideyanyuancainengzoudegengyuangengjiu。
我差点就信了。
ruguowomeiyouzhuangjianguotahemoudaolayanjingdebukanyimudehua。
neiyizhuanfachenggongrangzheizeshipinshangleresou。
tadefensifenfenduiwohanhua，rangwogunchuyulequan。
houlailengshaozhidaole，zhuanfaletadeweibo，bingqie@leta。
「wodejiashi，guannipishi？」
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zaochentiancaimengmengliang，wojiubeijingjirenlijieyitongdianhuachaoxing。
「qingqing，kuaikanshouji！nishangresoule！」
woshuiyanmenglongdidakaishouji，kandaoleyiwohehaomenlengshaomuyanliweizhujiaodeyiduanshipin。
shipinzhong，wohemuyanlizaizhenglunzheshenme，suihoumuyanlizhuanshen，wozeqinnidizoushangqiankaojinta，xiangconghoumianyongbaota，taquejingzidabuzoukaile，touyemeihui，kanshangquxiangshiweilebikaiwoercongcongtaoliside，zuiyaomingdeshi，wochuandehaishishuiyi。
shipinhaibuxianshidadipeishangbiaoyu：jing！xiaoyanyuanshenqingweilehonggouyinhaomenlengshaomuyanli。
danghongxiaohuayinyiyidiyishijianzhuanfabingyinyang：「kaoyanjikaoshilicainengzoudezhangyuan，xiwangmeigeyanyuandounengzhuzhongtishengzijideshili，erbushizhixiangzhebangdalaozoujiejing。」
shipinxiahewodeweibolimashengyipian。
「shenqingxianghongdouxiangdaoqupachuangle，keximushaocaikanbushangta，haha，lianyigenshouzhitoudoumeirangtapengdao！」
「jiushijiushi，zheikeshishoukezhetiandehaomenlengshaomuyanlia，nalikandeshangzheizhonghuose，tazhenyaozhaoyezhihuizhaowomenyiyizheizhongyulequanqingliu。」
「tongyi，wonveyiyikezhenshiyonga，jingranganzhijiezhuanfazheigeshipin，xinggeyougangyouyong，guanjianzhangxianghaitianmei，jiuming，zenmehuiyouzheimewanmeideren！！！」
「shenqingzheizhongkeyizhijiefengshaleba？buxiangzhehaohaozhuomoyanji，zhixiangzhekaobangdakuanshangwei，zheizhongrengenbenbupeidangyanyuan！」
「tongyiloushangde，qiangliejianyishenqinggunchuyulequan！！！」
dixiayipianfuhesheng，youjigebangwoshuohuade，juedejinpingzheishijimiaodeshipinshuomingbuleshenme，limabeiqungong。
「juranyoubangshenqingshuohuade，pabushishenqinggulaideshuijunba。」
「yeyoukenengheshenqingyiyangdehuose，zhiwangkaonanrenshangwei。」
woanmieshouji，tanleyikouqi，rouleroumeitou。
muyanlishiwodezhuma，womenjinniangangdinghun。
erwo，shiyutamendanghuduideshangquanshenjiaerxiaojie。
weilebimianbubiyaodemafanyijiyanzhengzijizhenzhengdeshili，woyinmanlezhenshishenfenkaocanjiaxuanjiaorudeyulequan。
fengcideshi，wobenshigebuxiangkaojiajinggaoteshudefujianv，xianzaiquebeiyouxinzhirenxuanranchengxianggoudadakuandewuzhinv。
bei**deneigeshipin，shijishimuyanlizaiweiwojintianyaoqucanjiayidangmishizhenrenxiujiemuershengqi。
zuowanwohuanshangshuiyidoudasuanshuile，muyanliyitongdianhuadajiwo，shuozailouxiadengwo，wochuanzheshuiyibianjichongchongxialelou。
jieguotalaideyuanyinjiushibuxiwangwoqucanjianeigejiemu，danxinwohuibeichidoufu，zaiwojuejuetadeyaoqiuhou，shenzhinaobuchuwobeihehouhebiedenanmingxingbaozaiyiqidechangjing，bingyuexiangyuenanguo，qigugudekuaibuzoukaile，lianwoxiangbaozhutahonghongdoumeilaideji。
woyehenwunai，sheinengxiangdaozaishangchangshangshafaguoduan，leilifengxingdehaomenlengshaomuyanli，sixiashigelianainaohexiaocubaoni。
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wohuilegedianhuajilijie，gaosutawoyijingkandaole。
lijiehaoqidiwenwo：「qingqingnizenmerenshishangmuyanlide？」
wobuxiangshuotaiduo，yidaxiaorenshi，zuotianhetazaikaiwanxiao，buzhizenmebeipailetangsaileguoqu。
lijieyemeiduowen:「wojiushuonipingchangyixinpuzaiyanxishang，lianputongdejiujudoubuzenmeyuanyicanjia，zenmekenenghuixiangwangshangshuodeweileqianzhudongqugoudamushao。douguaineigeyinyiyizailuandaijiezou。nibiekantapingchangqingchunwuhaidemoyang，zaiyoumingdaoyouzifangdejiujushangbuzhidaoduohuipaomeiyan，wojiuzuikanbuguantazheizhongbiaolibuyideren。」
李姐很讨厌尹依依。
yinyiyicengjinghewopaiguotongyibuxi，benlaitongguoyanjipingxuandinghaowodanrenzhujiao，tadanrennver。
sheizhilinkaiyan，woquebeitongzhiyaohetaduidiaojiaose。
lijieqidipaizhuozi，quanwobieyanle，zaiqubangwozhaozhaobiedeziyuan。
chulelinshibeihuantajuedeyoumaoniwai，haiyinweinverdejiaoseshigeedunvpei，henbaiguanzhongyuan。
danwoquetongyile，yinweizixikanguojubenhou，wojuedenverzheigejiaoseqianqikelianyoukehen，houqixinlibiantaineixinxifengfu，xiangyanhaohaishitingyoutiaozhande。
woyizhirenweizuoweiyigeyanyuanbunengguangtiaozhengmianjiaoseyan，haodeyanyuannengbameiyigejiaoseyanhuo。
jieguojiushi，wohaizhenpingzheigejiaosehuole。
henduoguanzhongshuowojiangzheigejiaoseyanderangrenhendeyayangyang，shenzhiyoubushaorenjiangzheizhongqingxudairudaoyanyuanbenren，rangwoshouhuoleyidapiheifen，zhiciwochedichengleheihongxiaohua。
benlaiba，woyeheyinyiyiyesuanjingshuibufanheshui。
sheizhi，shaqingyanjieshuhou，woluoledongxizaihuazhuangshi，huiququshijingyiwaizhuangjiantahedaoyanzaiwancosplay，daizhetuerduochuanzheheisiniudongzheyaozhitiaozherewu，meiyanrusi，rangrenjianzhibuganxiangxincikedetahepingchangneigeqingchunkerendexiaobaihuashitongyigeren。
tacengjingduizhejingtoubiaoshizijishigehenbaoshouderen，jiandaoyixingdouhuihaixiu，zijibaoguidechuwengengshixianjileyishu，tadeyingmuchuwenqishijiushitarenshengdedediyici。
ciyanyichu，likehuodeleyidapianguanzhongdelianai，zaizhainantoupiaozhonghaichengweilezuiqingchunnvshendebangshou。
wubi，tabianzhudongshangqianloubaozhudaoyan，jiuzaizheishi，hezhanzaimenkoudewoyanshenduishangle。
tadebiaoqingxiancongjingya，suijibiandexiufen，zuihouehenhendidingzhewo，sishizaijinggao。
suiranlayanjing，danlaoshishuozheishihewoguanxibingbuda，yushiwodangjibianzhuanshenliqule，quemeixiangdaocongcimomingqimiaochengleyinyiyidejiaxiangdi。
cihoutachuchuyuwozuodui，qiangwoziyuan，powozangshui，haoxiangshiyaojiangwoganchuyulequanside。
birulijiekanwopingchangzhizuixinyuyanxi，xiangrangwocanjiazheidangzongyizanzanrenqi，sheizhizhuantouyinyiyiyecanjiale，haibaocweilikehuanchengleta。
zaibirujintianjiuyaoquluzhijiemule，zuowanturanjiubaochulewoneixinwen，tahaiteyizhuanfarangshitaifajiao。
zheiyiqielianxiqilai，hennanrangrenbuhuaiyitashiguyide。
wolengxiaoleyixia，benbuyuzhaorezheiyangdetiaoliangxiaochou，sheizhitahaishangganzhewangwomianqiancou，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile。
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shoushiyifanhou，wozhunshidaodaleyanboshi。
zheidangjiemushiyizhibodexingshizhanshi，yigongyaoqinglesiweijiabin，liangnanliangnv。
nvmingxingyigeshiwolingyigeshiyinyiyi。
nanmingxingzeqingdeshixinjinxiaoshengwangyuhexiaolin。
wangyushiyinyiyidetiangou，cengzaijiemushangdangzhongbiaobaiguoyinyiyi，yinyiyiyibianhetaaimeizhe，yibianjitafalehaorenka，shuozijixianjieduanxiangyishiyeweizhong。
lingyiweinanjiabinxiaolincengzaidianshishanghewoyanguocp，buguowomensixiaquemeishenmejiaoji。
shijiandaole，xiaolinbuzhiweihehaimeidao，jiemuzuzhihaoanshikaibo。
jingtouyidakai，danmujiuzhale。
「wonveyiyijintianchuanzheishenxiaobaiqunhaomeihaochun，weinvefengkuangdacall！」
「what？shenqingzheigebaijinnvzenmeyezaizhei？zuotianbaochuneiyangdechouwen，tazenmehaiyoulianguolai？」
「baijinnvtuituitui，biecengwomenyiyideredu。」
womensanrenyiqizoudaojingtouqianshi，yinyiyituranxijingshangshen，kaojieweiwushiwubiaoyanlexiabeiwocaidaolejiao，suihouyibianchuchukelianzuotengtongzhuang，yibianweiweiququdiduiwoshuo：「qingqingjie，meiguanxi，wozhidaonibushiguyide。」
wangyulikechanfuzhuta，nuqichongchongdidenglewoyiyan。
弹幕瞬间疯狂弹出。
「tiana，shenqingzheigeenvjurancaiwomenyiyi！yidingshiyinweishipindeshijihenshangle，yetaimeipinleba。」
「yiyitongdedouyaokulehaishuomeiguanxi，zenmehuiyouzheimeshanliangdexiaoxiannv！！！」
wohenwuyu，kanzheyinyiyizhuangzuotengtongdeshenqing，zhihaoshangqianrutasuoyuanhenhencailetayixia，tongdetamianbudouniuqule。
haole，zheixiabiaoqingcaizhenshima！
woshouhuijiao，weixiaozhekanzheta，bujinbumandishuodao。
「ganggangwobingmeiyoucaidaonie，jirannitiqianshuolemeiguanxi，neimeduibuqi，zheiciwoshiguyide。」
zheizhongren，guanzhezhihuirangtabianbenjiali。
danmuanjinglesanmiao，ranhouyinyiyidefensifengkuangshuaping。
「tiana，zheigeenvyoucailenveyijiao，haiwuxiannveganggangshizhuangde！！！」
「zheishuyuguyishanghaileba，zheizhongxingweijuebunengguxi，jianyiguanqilaipanxing！」
「shenqingkuaiguna，bunengrangtazaishanghaiwomenyiyi！」
shunjiandanmushangmanpingdoushirangwokuaigundeshengyin。
oueryouyiliangtiaobuyiyangdeshengyinfachu。
「ganggangwoqueshimeizhenqiekandaoshenqingcaiyinyiyia，huibuhuiyinyiyiganggangzhenshiyande？」
jieguolikebeiyinyiyidefensimadebuganhangshengle。
「nishishenqingdeshuijunba？zaizheizhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua！wumiewonve！」
「luanzaoyaodeshenqinggouzaijiao，xiaoxinwomenrenrouni！」
yinyiyisihumeiliaodaowohuidangzhongcaita，lengzhule，danweileweichixiaobaihuarensheyoubuganfazuo，zuochuyifubukesiyidebiaoqing，yanleiwangwangfenwaiweiqudiwangzhewo，xianggebeirenyipengjiuhuisuidiaodeciwawa。
wangyujianzijidenvshenshouweiqule，zaiyerenbuzhu，nuqichongchongdizoudaowoshenbian，kanneijiashixiayimiaojiuyaoluqixiuzidawole。
woyebuganshiruodiyangqiletou，miqileyanjing，denglehuiqu。
jiuzaizheigejianbanuzhangdeshike，daoyanturanchujing，dabuchongdaowomenzhongjian，shuoyaoxuanbuyigezhongbangxiaoxi。
「xiaolinneibiantufajishiwufacanjiajintiandejiemu，womenqingdaoleyigezhongbangrenwudaititacanjiabencihuodong。youqingjintiandeshenmijiabin！」
woshunzhetademuguangwangxiangmenkou，shunjiandailengzhule。
yigeyimibaji，zhangzheyizhangjinyuliandenianqingnanrendaizheyituandiqiyazouleguolai。
tawuguanshensui，yanshenlenglie，zidaizheyizhongshengrenwujindeqinglengqixi。
wobukesiyidiroulerouyanjing。
小醋包怎么过来了？
danmufachuleyizhenzhentuboshujianjiao。
「aaa，shihaomenlengshaomuyanli！！！」
「tianla，bizazhishangdehaiyaoshuai，tayaoshichudao，nahaiyouneixiedanghongxiaoshengshenmeshi？」
「jushuotajieshoumujiashengyibannian，zhijierangmushijituanlirunfanleyibei，zenmehuiyouzheimewanmeidenanren！」
「muyanliweishenmehuilaiya？tapingchangliancaifangdoubuyuanyijieshou，zenmehuiturankuajieshangzongyi？」
「wocaiyidingshiteyishangjiemulaizhengshenqingde，sheirangtalaihamaxiangchitianerou，lianleididiaodemushaoyinweibeigouyinzheimegangadeyuanyinshangleresou。」
「bububu，wojuedemushaogejubuhuizheimexiao，yidingshiweileyiyierlai！yiyihaiweitapipanleshenqingdesaoraoxingwei，zheimelvzhenyoukeaidenvhaisheihuibuai？」
「tongyi！mushaoyidingzaixiang，nvren，nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi，bianteyiganlaile！tianla，haotian，woyijingkaishikeqilaile。」
shenchuyulunzhongxindenanren，zouxiangleyinyiyidefangxiang。
yinyiyiyoujifenjingyaheshouchongruojing，suijitaishouliaoleliaotoufa，chaotaluchuletiantiandeweixiao，bingzaibujingyijianqingyaohongchun，qiadaohaochudizhanxianchusanfenxiuqie，ruyulequanweiyiyiduochunbaidemolihua。