第1章

(脑子寄存处!)

(qingduzhedadalizhiguankan!)

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zhongpingernianchun,luoyanghuanggong。

fanglinyuanmouchujiashanhoumian,lianggechuanzhexiangdang……jiediqidenanhaizizhengzaiqihoumimouzheshenme……

lianggexiaohaiyigeyueweishisansui,yigedagaizaijiusuizuoyou。

womenzanqiechenghunianzhangdeweidananhai,nianyoudeweixiaonanhai……

zhijianxiaonanhaifengkuangdinaozhezijiluanzaozaodetoufa,yiliankubididuizhedananhaifawen。

“huangxiong!womenhaiyaozhuangshadaoduojiua?”

“kuaile,haiyouwunian!haiyou!jiaowodage!bietmzaijiaowohuangxiong!buranyihouchulegong,nizheiyijudehaisiwo!”

xiaonanhaibingmeiyoutingqingdananhaizhihoudehua,tazhizhuazhuleyigezhongdian!

“wunian……sannianzhihouyousannian,sannianzhihouhaiyousannian,zheidoubanianguoqule!huangxiong!nimobushizaipianchendi……”

啪!

nianzhangdexiaohaizhijieduizhenianyoudexiaohainaomenzibianlaileyibazhang。

xiaonanhaichitong,yibawuzhulezijideetou。

zhijiandananhaiyibatiqilexiaonanhaideyijin,muluxiongxiang。

“zaijinishuoyibian!jiaowodage!haiyou,niyaozichengwo!”

“da……dage!wozhidao……le!”

“这就对了!”

dananhaisuihoufangxialexiaonanhai,haiweiqiqingqingpailepaishenshangdechentu,jishizheijianmaosixiangyifudewujianshangmianyijingshininingbukan……

“dage!ninenggaosuwoweishawomenyaozhuangshazima?”

“buneng!wozhinenggaosuni,dagezheishizaibaonideming!”

xiaonanhainianjinbasui,nalidongdedananhaikouzhongdebaomingshiheyi,yilianbujiedikanzhedananhai。

“keshizheiluoyanghuanggongzhinei,yousheinengshangdaowodengni?”

dananhaimianlufuzazhise,zhishiqingqingmolemoxiaonanhaidenaodai。

“laoera!nijiutingdagedehua!zheixieshidagechizaohuigaosuniyuanyinde……buguoxianzaihaibushishihou!”

xiaonanhairuoyousuosididianlediantou。

congxiaodaoda,dageyoushenhaochide、haowandequandoudiyishijianjizijifenxiang。

youshihouzijifuhuangyaozouziji,yeshidagebangzijidangxiade!

suoyidagezheimezuoyidingshiyouyuanyinde!

装傻就装傻吧!

fanzhengzijiadageyidingbuhuihaiziji!

xiangdaoruci!xiaonanhaiqiaoshengshengdishuodao:

“dage!xiayibuwomenwanersha?”

dananhaijianxiaonanhairucishangdao,yeshiluchuleyimoweixiao。

“huo、shui、nibadouwanernile!jintianwomenwanergebuyiyangde!”

“哈?啥?”

“屎!”

“……”

洛阳北宫。

“bixia,buhaole!dahuangziheerhuangzidiaofenkengle!”

“什么!”

cishi,yizhongdachenzhengzaihedangchaohuangdiliuhongshangyichaozhengdashi。

刘宏的脸色铁青。

hanchaozaochaobenjiuwutianyici,danshijiuzheiwufenzhiyidejihui,pianpianjiubeizhongweidachenpengjianlezijiadeqiushi。

changxiagedachentingdaolezheigexiaoxizhihou,yeshiyileng。

suihouzaigeziweizhishangwuzhuzijidezui,jinguantamenyijingnulikezhizijideshengyinle,danshineigulvedaichaofengdexiaoshengyijiuchuanzhileliuhongdeerduoli。

liuhongliansetieqing,yijinggubushangzaishangshenmezaochaole。

dahanleyishengtuichao,bianzhijiechongchulebeigongdamen,zuilihaidashengnuhouzhe:

“逆子啊!逆子!”

chaotangshangdezhongweidachentingdaoliuhongdepaoxiaosheng,zhongyuzaiyerenbuzhule,zhijiehongxiaoleqilai。

“hahahaha,dahuangziheerhuangzidiaofenkengle!”

“zaojiutingshuodahuangziheerhuangzizuoshibukaopu!wenmingburujianmian,jingranbeiwudengyujianle!hahahaha!”

“hahahaha!pengbuhaoerweihuangzi,haibuxiaoxintunleshenme!”

“hahaha!nizuikezhensuna!”

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yijingchulechongdediandeliuhong,tingdaoshenhouchaotangneidechaoxiaozhisheng,nuqigengjiananyiezhi。

henbudemashangfeidaolianggenizishenpang,henhendizoutamenyidun!

永安宫。

dahuangzi、erhuangzitangzaiyuchizhizhong,renyougongnvweizijicuozheshenshangde……wugou……

erzheiliangweihuangzi,zhengshixianqianzaifanglinyuanmimoudelianggexiaojiahuo。

“jier!bianer!wodeerweihaoerzi!fuhuanglaitengainimenle!”

zhengzailianggexiaojiahuozaixiangshouzhegongnvmendecuozaofuwuzhishi,waimianturanxiangqilaiyizhenjiazazhefengkuangzhisedeguaijiao。

tingdaozheigeshengyin,xiaonanhaishunjiancongyuchizhongcuanleqilai,yibaduodaoledananhaidebeihou。

erdananhaizeshibiaoqingbubian,yijiuguazheneifu……lvexianchishadexiaorong。

liuhonggandaoyuchipangzhishi,henhendizhoulezhoubizi。

“zhencao!nimenshibeishiaruweilema?zenderucizhichou!”

zheifenbiandeweidaotaishangtoule!

liuhongbenlaimannaozidenuqi,turanjiubeizheigunongliedeweidaojichongsanledaban,lianshangjingranluchuleyifujingkongwubideshense。

suiji,liuhongzhixiangleyipangdelianggexiaotaijian。

“kuai……kuai,niliangyejiwoshang,jiwohenhendixi,xidaomeiyouweidaoweizhi!”

liangweixiaotaijiankuzhelian,zheidengchashijingranyebeizijizhuangshangle。

buguonianzailiuhongdeshenfen,taliangyezhinengdishengyingyun。

erhou,liuhongbiantaoyibandilikaileyongangong。

zoudeshihouzuilihainiantaozhe:

“tmlaodalaoerquanshishazi!dahanweiyi!”

zhiliuxiayidayixiaolianggehaizimianmianxiangqu。

“huang……dage!fuhuangzheishidasuanfangguowomenlema?”

“我看不像……”

……

(zheiduanlixingguankan,xiedebuduihaiqingdandai!)

lianggenanhaiyigejiaoliubian,yigejiaoliuji。

liubianzhengshilishizhong,beidongzhuoshahai,ranhoufuchiliuxieshangweideshaodi。

erliuji,zeshiyuanbenlishizhongbingweichuxianderenwu。

erqie,tayeshiyiweibugaichuxianzailishizhongderenwu……

liujibingbushuyuzheigeshidai,ershilaiziyuershiyishiji。

congxiao,tabianshiyigewufuwumudeguer,zaigueryuanzhongzhangda。

youyugaozhongdeshihouteaidajiadouou,liujigaokaodechengjiyebutailixiang,zhikaojinleyisuosanliudaxue。

zuoweiyigeguer,yaoxiangzaishehuishangchuangdang,wenpingbuxing,jiazhongyoumeiyouguanxi,liujidehoubanshengjibenkeyixuanbuzhinengdanggeputongrenle。

dayizhihou,liujibenlaixiangxuanzechuoxue。

danshitaneiweicongxiaoyizhizhaoguzijideyuanzhangbingbutongyicishi。

zaiyuanzhangdezaisanyangqiuzhixia,liujixuanzebaokaojunxiao。

pingjiezijiduoniandajiadououduanlianchulaideqiangdashentisuzhi,jiashangzhangqiyilaiyuanzhangzizibujuandejiaodao,liujishunliruxuelejunxiao。

zaijunduili,liujiyinweineicitouxingge,beizijiabanzhangbuzhidaojiaoyuleduoshaoci。

zheibanzhangduitaneishiyouaiyouhen。

hendeshizheixiaozizhangqiyilai,jianzhijiuxiangrehuojingyiyang,tamenliandui,zhiyaofanshi,biyouliujiyifen。

aideshizheixiaozisuiranpingshihenhunzhang,danshineiqiangdadeshentisuzhi,jiusuanshiliujidebanzhang,yeyouxieganbaixiafeng。

dangliujibazhuanyesandenggonghetinengsandenggongdejiangzhuangdiudaobanzhangdelianshangdeshihou,banzhangyezhinengguaiguaidijiliujiduanchadaoshui,diantouhayao。

guanjianzheixiaoziyunqihaihao,gesanchawuxiujia,hainengzhuageyilianggexiaotouxiaomoniusonggonganju。

yushihu,zazaibanzhanglianshangdejiangzhuangyuelaiyueduo,banzhangzailiujimianqianbiaoxiandeyeyuelaiyuebeiwei。

buguobanzhangzheiemengyibanderizibingmeiyouchixuduojiu……

henkuai,liujibianyinzaijunyingneibiaoxianyouyi,congercanjialetezhongbuduidehaixuan。

zaijinglileyifanrutongdiyubandexuanbaguochengzhihou,liujizhongyujinrulehuaguozuiqiangtezhongbudui——jianyu!

zaizheizhibuduizhong,liujibiaoxianyouyi,jinguanyoushihouyiranyouxiebufuguanjiao,danshigeweishouzhangdoushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。

buweibiede,shizaishizheisitaiqiangle!

liujicengdailingliuweitezhongbingzhijieduandiaoledongnandiquzuidadefanduwodian……

yecengzhishenyubianjingdiqujibinanyatouhaoduxiao……

guanjianzheisihaizhuazhuguobieguoqianruhuaguodeguojijiandie!

zheidengrencai,jianyudedaduizhangnengfangtazouge?

显然是不可能的!

liujidezhishuzhongduizhangcengshuoguo:“yaobushizheigewangbadanlaoaifanshi!wozheigezhongduizhangdeweizhi,zaojiugaishitadele!”

congzheilijiukeyikanchulai,liujijiujingshiyouduoqiangle。

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buguohaojingbuzhang,liujizaiyicilianhebianjingjingfangzhixingrenwuzhishi,beihunrujingfangzhongdewodilianxuqiangji,daozhibuzhishenwang。

miliuzhiji,liujizhiyouyigeniantou。

“mdwohaishigechunan!”

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zaicixinglaizhishi,liujizhikandaoyigejunxiuqingniandedalianchaozhezijikaojin,kanyangzishiyaoqinziji。

hedetadangchangjiuyaojizheizheiqingnianyigedianpao。

kedangquantouluodaoqingnianshenshangdeshihou,liujishayanle。

zijineishabaodadequantounaliqule?

jiangshoujudaoyanqian,liujidingjingyikan。

zhijianzijideshou,buzhishenmeshihouyijingbianchengleyizhiyingerdexiaoshou,liujilianhanwocao。

keshizhinengcongkouzhongfachuyiyiyayadeshengyin。

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suizheliujimanmanzhangda,takaishilejielezhouweideqingkuang。

zijijingranmomingqimiaodelaidaolezheidonghanmonian。

erneigebaozhezijixiangyaoqinzijide,jiushihanlingdiliuhong。

zijitmdejingranshilishizhongmeiyouchuxiandeliuhongzhangziliuji。

dunshi,liujidexintaijiuzhaliele。

zheixieniandetezhongbingshengya,tabingmeiyoushenmeqitaxiaoqianshijiandeyeyuaihao,pingriliyejiukankanshu,kankanxiaoshuo。

erqizhongshejizuiduode,bianshi——sanguo。

当刘宏的儿子?

bushibeidongzhuonensi,jiushibeicaocaocaokong。

zheiwanyierkebuxingdanga!

yushihu,liujixiangdaoyigeziyiweijuemiaodezhuyi,neijiushi——zhuangsha!

zheitangtangyiguozhijun,zongbunengrangzijiyigeshaziqudangba!

yushihu,liujibiankaishilezijimanzhangdezhuangshashengya,zheiyizhuang,bianshishisannian。

liuhongjianzijidiyigezhongshigeshazi,yeshiwuyuzhiji。

jimangjiabanjiadianxinkulaozuo,zhongyuzaisannianhou,zaoleliubianzheimeyigezhongchulai。

kegensuiliujizhangdadeliubian,yebuzhishenmeqingkuang,jingranyebiandefengfengdiandiande。

poyuwunai,liuhongzhidezaicijinxingzijidezaorenxingdong……