“xianzaidenianqingrendouzheimezhejishangchuangma？”
“ye、yebuyiding，nikeyifuwoquyizishangshishi……”
“shafayexing，ruguonibujieyi，zheigezhuoshangyekeyi，fanzhengduiwolaishuo，douyiyang……”
linchendalegejiuge，xiaozhekanlepangbiandenongzhuangyanmodenvrenyiyan。
“douyiyangshuibuzhe，zhibuguo，tangzheshufu。”
huaxiatianhaishi，lingdianjiubali。
cishizhengzhishengxia，zheinvrenshangbanshenjiupileyijianjiake，limianguazheyijiemoxiong，xiashenchuanzheyitiaozhiyoushilaigongfenzhangdechaoduanheiku，zaidapeishangyishuangtoumingshuijinggaogenliangxie，fengqingwuxian。
zheianhantiaodoudehua，rangnvrengegeyixiao，xiaomadao：“shuaige，caihezheimeyidian，tangshenmetangya。”
“nizaiqingwohejibei，dengwozuile，peiniyiqitang，zenmeyanga？”
shuowan，zheinvrentiaoletiaomei。
zheianhanshenyidemeiyan，ranglinchendunshilailexingzhi。
“meinvxiangyue，zenmenengbuhe！”
“来，继续！”
danjiuzaizheishi，yizhenjicudedianhua**xiangqi。
linchennachuyikuanjiweiputongdeguochanshouji，kandoubukan，zoudaoyibian，zhijiejieleqilai。
“weiwei，qingjie，nizheigedamangren，zenmeyoukongjiwodadianhua？”
tingtongduimianchuanlaileyishenglengheng。
jiezhe，yigechengshuwumeideshengyinyingdao：
“tingnineibiandeshengyin，nishibushiyouqujiubaguihunle！wojiuzhidaonishoubulexin，jiranruci……”
“nihuilaiba，zhiyaoniyuanyihuilai，shishen，zheishijiediyideyongbingzuzhi，haishinide。”
林晨皱了皱眉。
“suoyiqingjie，nijintianhaishilaiquanwode？”
“没错！”
“nishiyongbingzhiwang，gerenyongbingbangshangpaimingdiyi！”
“nishidixiashijiedeshashen！wushurenwenfengsangdan。”
“suoyi，meiyouni，shishenjiubushishishenle……”
linchentanlekouqi，yingdao：“zheimezhangdeyongbingshengya，woqueshiyanjuanle，erqie……”
jiashangneijianshidefasheng，taduineiqianglindanyudeshenghuowanquanshiqulexingqu。
“suanle，bushuole，qingjieniyebiequanle，woshibukenenghuiqude。”
“xianzaidewo，zhixianghaohaotiyanzheihuahuashijie！”
“你确定？”
“我确定。”
“好，我明白了。”
啪！
电话挂断了。
linchendingzheshouji，xinliyizhenwuyu：gaisideqingjie，haishizheimezhijie！
suihou，linchenshouqishouji，jingzhihuiqu。
zhishitahaimeizuoxia，neigemeinvqueduanzhejiuzhanleqilai。
suihouyouyouyiwuyidi，hegangganghuilaidelinchenzhuangzaileyiqi。
“哎呀！”
meinvyishengjiaohu，shouzhongmanbeidegaodangjiuzhijiesamanlelinchendekuzi。
congxiaofudaodatuigen……shiluludeyipian。
linchenlianchoulechou，ditouyikan，**leyisheng。
wozhei……suanniaokuzile？？
“aiya，shuaige，zhenduibuqi……”
meinvshuozhe，nayoubanfendaoqiandeyisi，tayibianshoushendaolelinchendedatuishang，yibiandao：“kuzidoushile，wodainiqufangjianhuanyihuanba。”
“nifangxin，neilimeiren，anjingdehen……”
“e？”linchentingba，huaihuaiyixiao，laqilemeinvdeshou。
meinvxinlingshenhui，lazhelinchenbianxianghoumiandebaofangzouqu。
……
linchenhemeinvgangjinfangjian，meinvbianpobujidaidituoxialewaitao。
林晨眼睛一亮。
但正在此时。
meinvdemeixiaojiaranerzhi。querdaizhideshiyimoyinmoudechengbandelengxiao。
“a！shuige，yourenxiangfeiliwo！”
huayingangluo，pengdeyisheng。
menbeirenyijiaochuaikai，qibagehunhuncuyongzheyigehubeixiongyaodedahanzoulejinlai。
dahanzuijiaoyitiao，daizheyiqunrenmanyouyoudizoudaolelinchendegenqian。
linchentaiyanyiqiao，shunjianmingbaile。
好家伙，仙人跳啊！
这美女显然是个托。
xianzaizheishehui，youjiutuo，youcaituo，shenzhihaiyouyituo，zheimeinvxianranshigezhuanmenzhapiandetuo。
taguyitiaodouziji，ranhouwugaozijifeilileta，jiexialaitakendinghuisuoyaojingshensunshifeidengfeiyong，henhendiqiaozhazijiyibi。
ai，sezitoushangyibadao。
果不其然。
“xiaozi，niganfeiliwonvpengyou？danzibuxiaoma。”
daobalianyi**zuolexialai，dingzhechenchen，yiliandebushan。
tashenbianzhanchulelianggexiaodi，yaowuyangweidihedao：
“chouxiaozi，benlaiwomenshuigekeyiyiquanbaniliaodao，zaijinisongjinjianyu！danshuigeshuole，chulaihun，yaojiangdaoli！jirannifeililewomensaozi，ruguoshixiangdian，nawuwankuaichulaizuoweifengkoufeihejingshensunshifei，womenjiuyuanliangni！”
linchenshuangshouhuanbaoyuxiongqian，sixiaofeixiaodao：
“wofeilinimensaozile？nimenbahuashuofanle。tamolewodetui，bawodaidaolezheijianfang，haixiantuoleyifu，zheizenmekan，doushitafeiliwoba！”
wentingciyanhou，daobaliandelianselikechenlexialai。
“xiaozi，woquannibuyaojingjiubuchichifajiu！wuwankuai，keyimainipingan，biebiwomendongshou！”
“he，xianzaizheishehuihaizhenshishifengrixiaa。woyequannimen，zaogunzaopingan。”
linchenlengxiaoyisheng，yanlideheshanjianjianxiaoshi。
“gun**！shuige，womenhaohaoxiulitayifan！”
jigehunhunfenfenshangqian，xiangyaonazhulinchen。
jiudangzheijirendeshoukuaiyaochupengdaolinchenjianbangdeyichanei，tamengranzhengdashuangyan，zuoyoushoutongshishenchu，feisudiwoxianglezheijirendeshouwan。
咔嚓！
咔嚓！
yishunjian，tuwuxiangqileshushenggulie。
jigehunhunlenghanjimao，wuzhezijideshouwandaozailedishang。tongshi，tamenfachulesixinliefeidecanjiao！
shuigeyijiancijing，moranqishen！
haojiahuo，yigezhaomian，jiufeilewodeyiqunxiaodi？
shuigenaozhongfeisuyunzhuan，shumiaohou，tazuochulejueding：
“zheiweixiongdi，shiwoyouyanbushitaishan。gangcaideshi，wodaibiaotamenxiangnidaoqian！duibuqi！”
shuowan，tabianlazheneinongzhuangnvrenxianglikaifangjian。
“dengdeng，nimengenwowanxianrentiao，zheiyangjiuwanle？”
shuigetingzhulejiaobu，yilianjiujie。
“xiongdi，nixiangzenmejiejue？”
“yaobu，zheiniuliujini？”
neinongzhuangnvrenyeqiaojianlelinchendehenlashouduan，cishizaoyihedehuarongshise。
linchenpielezheinvrenxiongkouyiyan，danranxiaodao：
“buhaoyisi，gangcaiwohaiyouxingqu，xianzaimeile。”
“buguo，woyeshiyigejiangdaolideren——nimennongshilewokuzi，zheiyang，bakuziquanjiwotuole，ranhouaigegunchuqujiuxingle。”
什么？
脱……脱裤子？
shuigenanyizhixindiwanglewangyanqiandechouxiaozi，faxianneiliqueshishiluluyidapian。
“kanshenmekan？yanjingbuxiangyaole？”
linchenyideng，shuigedangjiyidou，mangdao：“doulengzheganma，tuo，doujiwotuo！”
suihoujiushiyizhenxixisusudetuoyisheng。
“haole！”shuigeguangzhedatui，zhanweiweibajitiaokuzidileguolai。
linchenkandoulandekan，zhijiedao：“fangxia，nimengunba。”
shuigeluchuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong，likedaizhejirentaomingsidefeibenchulejiuba。
与此同时。
lingdianjiubaduimianerlouzuihaohuadebaojianli，dakaileyitiaomenfeng。
tongguozheitiaomenfeng，zhenghaonengkanjianlinchensuozaidefangjian。
baojianlizuozheliangren，yinanyinv。
nandenianjizaisishishangxia，shencaisuiyongzhong，danyanshenqueshifenxili，cirenbianshitianhaishi，damingdingdingdeyunshanjituandongshizhangqiaoyunshan！
erneinvrenzeshishenchuanyitaohuohongqipao，xiangjileyiduozailiehuozhongshengkaideyaoyanzhihua，tabianshizheilingdianjiubadezhurenqinya。
“zheinanrenshenshoubucuo，kexilailibuming。”qiaoyunshandao。
qinyadeshixianzhizailinchenshenshangtingliulepianke，bianniutouzhoumeishuodao：
“qiaoshu，womenhaishishuozhengshiba。woshoudaoxiaoxi，nideyunshanjituanyijingbeirendingshangle！
erqie，budanguojiayouguanbumenduineidongxishizaibide，wohaitingshuohaojigeguojijituanyezaidiaobingqianjiang，zhunbeidaotianhaishilaidanaoyifanni。”
qiaoyunshantingdaozheigexiaoxihoubingmeiyouluchutaiguochayidebiaoqing。
“qinya，zheixiexiaoxiwozaojiutingshuole。re，ganggangneijigehunhunli，jiuyouyigehuaxiazuzhipailaidewodi。daoxianzaimeishouwang，yeshiweilediaochutashangtouderen。dangran，nineibianduihuaxiazuzhidediaochayebunengsong。
zhiyuneixiesuoweideguojijituan……heng，wozaoyouyingduizhice！”
“laoban，youjibao！”jiuzaizheishi，menturanbeituikai，yigeheiyirenhuangmangzoulejinlai。
“fashengleshenme？”qiaoyunshanmeitouyizhou。
“laoban，neigehuaxiazuzhidewodiganggangjinjiyuejianletadeshangji。”
“哦？”
“buguo，tamenhenjimin，womenhaimeichushoujiubeifaxianle，tamenfentoutaopao，danzuihoutashangjipaole，tasile。”
“feiwu！”qiaoyunshanyipaizhuozi，henshishengqi。
heiyirendizhetou，daqiyebuganchuyisheng。
“nimenjiumeitaochushenmeyouyongxinxi？”
“you、youyixie，tadeshangji，kanbeiying，xiangyigenvren。”
“女人？”
“erqie，tamenzaishuoshenme……kuzi？”
“裤子？”