第六章 吐槽

ximenkoujuliyeshizuijin,meidaobangwanjiurenlairenwang,qinglvjuduo。

yangyijiuzhanzaiximenkouwai,kanzhesigenvhaizouxiangtaguolai。tadenvpengyoushenzaiqizhong,zhengliaozheshenmeganxingqudehuatimeifeisewu。

“mengxiao。”yangyichushengjiaodao,liangtianmeijiantadexinqingkanqilaibucuo,neiyitiandebuyukuaiyinggaiyijingguoqule,yangyitiqidexinshaoshaoluoxia。

yesiyudiyigekanjianyangyi,yongjianbangtuiletuimengxiao,taixiabashiyitawangyangyineibiankan。bashoushangmengxiaodegouwudaihaijimengxiaozijiti,zijidailiranhezhouyaoxianjinqu,sangenvhaiquanchengbingmeiyouheyangyidazhaohu,fangfogenbenburenshiyangyi,yangyiyetongyang。

liranhezhouyaoyeshangdao,mengxiaobingmeiyouzhendejieshaoguoyangyi,haojicimengxiaojiaoyangyiyiqichifantadouzhaojiekoushuomang,tamenyebuxihanyidunfanchi,cikezhuangzuoburenshizuihao。

“zheiyezhangdesuanyibiaorencaiba,zenmehuiganzheimegoudeshi?zanmenyoubushiyaozaidahu,waimianxiaochiyiduncaihuajigeqian。”yidamenkoudexiaodianneimeduo,pingshitamenchifandouhuizhaogumengxiao,huageliangbaikuaiqianqingtamenchifanrenshirenshinandaohenguima?

sangerenzouyuanle,youtiqiyangyihemengxiaotanlianai,yangyidoumeiyouqingguotamenchifandeshi,liranbiebuzhutucao,zhouyaodanchungenzhediantou。

yesiyuxiaohuatawuzhi,chaofengdao:“shuobuzhunrenjiayagenjiubushimeiqian,churudedoushigaodangcanting,zhishidanchundekanbushangzanmenni?”

“kanbushangtahaihenvdaxueshengtanlianai?tazenmebuzhaogongzhuquni,hainengdangfuma。”liranbumandao:“wokanyejiushimengxiaosha,nashengriliwuneimefuyantadounengjieshou,fangzaibiedenvhaizaojiunaozheyaofenshoule。”

yesiyubuxieyuhuida,zhishuomengxiaokebushishabei,zengpindangliwu,jingranhainengzheiyangjiujieshoubunao。

liranbumingsuoyi,yesiyuyebudasuanjieshi,yixinhuiquzhuiju。

kanbushangsusherenjiushikanbushangmengxiao,liranhezhouyaoduishiyiyan,zheidiandaolitamenhaishinengxiangmingbaide。

buguanmengxiaopingshiduiyangyiduohao,xuexiduomechuse,danmengxiaoshixiaodifangchushen,wuyiwukaoyeshitazuidaderuodian。

kexile,mengxiaozheimehaodeguniang。

susheliananjingjing,gegangedeshiqu。

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mengxiaojintianshouleneipingxiangshuidedajiyishangtou,jizijimailehaojijianqunzi。xianzaishoulitidedaizidoushitaxiawuxuepindezhanlipin。

tahaowubandianxinxudezouxiangyangyi,wuluntashuotalangfeihaishishuotabuhuiguorizi,taxianzaidouyouzugoudediqimianduita。

yangyitunquzhiyezhuang,chuanzheheiseweiyi,heisetoufafutieroushun,wanruhaimeiyouchuxiaomendexuesheng。

jiantaguolai,meimuqinglanghanxiao,shensewenroudejieguoneixiegouwudai,bingmeiyouweimengxiaohuaqianerbuman。

yangyidao:“zenmebujiewodianhua?haiwodanxinnihaojiu。”

mengxiaodesuguanayizaizheifangmianguandebijiaoyan,nanhaizizailouxiadengdejiulejiuhuibeipanwen,yangyixianmafanzongzaixiaomenkoudengta。

zheiliangtiantachulichuchahuilaidegongshi,yizhigubushangta,jintianjitadadianhua,taqueyizhimeijie。

mengxiaonachushouji,xiawusandianyouyangyideweixinwentazaizuoshenme,shuotaxiangchitazuodecai。tameihui,guohoubujiuyouyoujigedianhuadajinlai,tashoujijingyinyizhimeizhuyi。

neishihoumengxiaozhenghesheyouguangxiaodian,genbenmeikan。

“hesheyouguangjie,yizhimeikanshouji。”

“xiacibuzhunzheiyangle,geyiduanshijiankanyikanshouji,buranwohuidanxinnide。”yangyiyaotou,biaoshimeiguanxi,yishoutizhegouwudailingyishouqianzhemengxiaowangmenwaizou。“jintianpeishiyou,mingtianzhoumokeyilundaowoleba,wochuchahuilaizanmenhaimeihaohaochiguoyidunfan,mingtianyizhengtiandoupeini。”

zhuyaoshijialiayibaodetangweidaozongguaiguaide,meiyoutadeweidao。

chuchalianggezicongyangyikouzhongshuochu,mengxiaotingxiajiaobu。

“wojinwanyouyeban,bunengguoqu。”

yangyitingwenzhoumei,zeguaisideshuo:“zenmeyoukaishidagongle,woxianzaiyoushouru,bushishuohaowoyangni?”

yangyishengzhizhihou,xintengmengxiaozhiqiandagongxinku,danxinmengxiaohuangfeixueye,jiuburangmengxiaokeyushijianchuqudagong。zheibannianmengxiaoyezhendezhuanxinxueye,kongyushijianjiuquhuashihuahua,tishengzhuanyeke。

suoweide“yang”zhendejiuzhishiyang,mengxiaojintianmaiyifu,yongdehaishizijizhiqiandagongdejixu。

“yebanyebujiu,sigexiaoshijiliangbaikuaiqian,zheiyangyigeyuejiuyouliuqiandeshouru,wojuededaiyuhaibucuo。”mengxiaodao,xinlijisuanzheliuqiandaoshiwandechaju,tazongshiyouliuqiandejinzhang,haishishebudemaineigepinpaizuibianyideyizhimeibi。

zhinengqingxingzijimaofayansezhong,buxuyaohuameimao。

“wojideshenghuofeibugouyongma?wozaijiniyidian。”yangyichajuechuwentisuozai,wenta。

“meiyou,goushenghuole。”mengxiaojujue,shangdaxuedeqinglvzhongnanpengyoujishenghuofeidebuduo,tanengxiangdaojitayijingburongyile。

zhishitajideqian,zhigoupingshichifanhejitazuofanmaicai,duoyikuaiqianjitamaidongxidedoumeiyou。mengxiaoyouxiguanlebukaikoushuoqiong,yangyijiujuedezijijideqiangoutayong。

bu,shigouyigeqiongkunnvdaxueshengyong,danbugouyigexueyishudetayong,yanliaohuabanyangyangyaoqian,suoyizheiyangbeiyangleyiduanshijian,mengxiaodejixusuoshengwuji,youjingguolezheiliangtian“shiwan”dexili,tazhunbeijixuchuqudagong。

tajintianjizhiqianqingongjianxuede24xiaoshibianlidiandadianhua,zhenghaotamenqueyigeyebanshouyin,mengxiaojiudayingqu,jintianshidiyiwan。

“nvhaiziyebanhenweixiande,tinghua,zanmenbuqu。”yangyihaoyanxiangquan,taqueshixintengtadagong,zhiqiantaweile“yangta”jitahaizhai,meitiandoudaliangfengong,yidupinxuehundao。

mengxiaoyaotou:“wosuoyoudekedoujiele,xianzheyeshixianzhe,zhaoxieshizuo。erqiejintiandoudayingrenjiale,buqubuxing。”

daoliuyuezhongxunjiushixuexiaotongyidezhaopinji,tadejizijizanxiejixu,caihaotimiandequyingpin。

yiqiantazhiwangyangyi,xianzaikanlai,haishizhiwangzijibijiaoanquan。

yangyiwen:“shibushiyinweijintianchuquguangjie,nisheyoumaideneixiedongxi?niyexiangyao?”

tuotaneigegongzhumeimeidefu,taduinvhaiyongdeneixiedongxileruzhizhang,ganggangtazhicucukanyiyan,jiunengfenbianchumengxiaohetasheyoudechabie。gengbieshuoqizhongyiweideyanshen,rangtaganjuetaxianqimengxiaoxianqidaoleguzili。

neisangeshiyoushoushangtidedaizi,hexianzaitashoushangmengxiaodedaizi,chalebushiyigedangci。

fangzaiyiqian,mengxiaohuilikefanbotabuxihan,tayequeshibuxihan,zijimeineigeming,busheqiudebudaodedongxi。

kezheiyici,mengxiaomeiyoufanbo,shouzaikoudailiniejinzhongwudedaodeshengriliwu,neikouhongdezhiheyijingbeitayixiawuwodezhoubaba。

ruowuqishidejiangtanachulai,chailezhiherengjinlajitongli,mengxiaomeiyouzhengmianhuida,ershiwenta“wojintianquguangshangchang,jutaixiaojieshuozheigeyansemeigenvhaizirenshouyizhi。nikan,haokanma?”