第1章 试试我的技术

“shaonainai,ninkuaihuilaiba,shaoyeyoufanbingle!”

dianhuaneitou,guanjiashengyinlidaizhenongnongdebunaifan。

tingshuotangjiadeshazimeicifafeng,jiuzadongzaxide,meirenkongzhidezhu……

ershifenzhonghou,yexizhanzailediyuanmenkou,zheilishijiangchengzuifushengmingdebieshu,yeshitade……pojia。

sannianqian,yexihetangjiadashaoyetangjihanjielehun,zaibierenyanli,zheishiyejiazufenmaoqingyandehaoshi,keshizhiyoutazijixinliqingchu,tabuguojiushifuqinhejimuhaomenshenghuodexishengpin。

yinwei,tajiaderen,shiyigeshazi。

“honglong”yishengzhalei,yexitaimoukanxiangheidongyiyangdetiankong,tadeqingchuntaderenshengzaojiubuzaishuyutazijile。

lianqimoudidesuanse,taijiaotajinjiamen。

“aiyo,dashaoye,ninbierengle,neikeshilaoyezuizhenaidegudonghuapinga。”guanjiashizhejiyouxinteng,zhichaguixiaqiutale,keshineiweizhuerchongerbuwen,jinjiezhejiushipilipalaciqishuaisuideshengyin。

“zenmehuishi?”yexigangkaikou,yuguangjiupiejianyigecichabeichaotazheibianfeileguolai,tashenshouminjie,waitouduoleguoqu,quemeiliaodaolingwaiyizhiyejinsuiqihou。

“si~”tatongdewuzhuetou。

“woyebuzhidao,jiuganggangzhunbeiwanfandegongfu,tajiuzheiyangle。”guanjiaweiqudejieshi,yanjinghaibabadechouzhetangjihanshouliwozhedeciqi。

yexirouzhetongchu,bunaidetaimoukanxiangshizuoyongzhe,zhijiantafenfendedengzheyiloushufangdefangxiang,zuiliyizhizhongfuzhe,“huairen,doushihuairen!”

shengqidetangjihan,jirenyizhonghenqiangdeyapogan,daokebanlengyingjunlangdewuguanhansensende,zaijiashangneishuanghuimorushendemosemouziliangbokegu……zheiyangdenanren,buzhihuiyouduoshaonvrenweizhifengkuang。

可惜,是个傻子。

yexidanzheshengwenguanjiacikeshufanglishishei,guanjiamiansedunshihennankan,dishengdunangleyiju,“hainengshishei,polihua,yitianpaobabian,zhendangzheilishitajiale。”

polihua,tangjihanfuqintangkunshanzaiwaimiandenvren,zuijinpinfanchuxianzaitangjiarenkouzhong,yuanyinshitangkunshanzhunbeijiezheigenvrenhetamendehaizijintangjia,ruzuji。

tangjihandemuqinsannianqianzaiyichangchehuozhongqushi,tangjihanyezaineichangchehuozhongshileyibianchenglechishaer,dagaixindidexueroulianxihaishangcun,tacaihuiduizheigenvrenchuangrumuqindelingdierdafaleiting。

yexiguanbuletangjiadeshi,zaitangjiarenyanli,tayeshigewairen,duitadefanganhepolihuabi,haobudaonaliqu。

leileyitian,honghaotangjihan,kantashuishule,yexicaishui。

shenye,chuangwaifengyupiaoyao,yexishuidemimihuhude,hurankandaoyigenvrencongloushangdiaolexiaqu,jingdetamengdezuoqilai。

sizhouanjingdechuqi,yuanlaiyouzuoemengle。

kouganshezao,taqishenchulewoshi,jingguozhuwoshi,faxianzhuwodemenbankaizhe,limianheiqiqide,meiyouyisixiangdong。

suirantahetangjihanmingyishangshifuqi,quemeiyoufuqizhishi,pingshidoushitangjihanshuizhuwo,tashuiciwo。

yexituikaimenjinqukanleyiyan,quedingtangjihanmeizaifangjian,xialoujingguoshufangshi,faxianlimiandedengshiliangzhede,taqingshouqingjiaotongguoxuyanzhedemenwanglimiankanqu。

xiayimiao,tademouzibumanzhenjinghebukezhixin。

nanrenchuanzheheisedekaijinshuiyi,qianmiandadadechangkaizhe,luchuliukuaifujidejianshuoxiongtang,lunkuolitideceyanguadanshuangleng,mosemouzitouzhehanguang,sishianyelishengchudeguanghui。

cike,tazhengditoufanyuezhehouhoudewenjian,shoujitiezaierkuo,bochunqihe,zhengzaigenrenshuozheshenme,yuqibingleng,daizhemingling。

ta……tabushishalema?zenmehui……

yexihuxizhileyishun,fengcongerbiancaguo,zhiyayisheng,menkaile。

nanrenmodetaimou,hanguangbengshe,sihuyaobarendonglehuale,yanxiaoyukongqizhong。

“tang……tangjihan!”yexibeijudadezhenjinghekongjuqinxideshuobuchuhua。

“bizui!”budengyexifanying,tangjihanyijingjibushangqian,jiangtazhuaijinshufang,menzaishenhou“peng”deguanshang。

tangjihandejiyihezhili,huifule!

ciketaneizhanghuifuzhengchangdelian,jiuzaiyeximianqian,mouzilenglengde,zhigougoude,dingzheta。

“zenme?kandaozheiyangdewo,henchijing?”tangjihanlvedaijiqiaodeshengyinxiangqi,dichencixing,fangrudatiqindiyin。

feihua,kandaoshazihuranbianzhengchang,sheibuchijing。

yexinulijiangxindidebolanfuping,“nishenmeshihouhuifude?”

tangjihanmeiyoulikehuidata,shentiyonglandewangshafayishangyikao,gujiefenmingdeshousuiyichouchuyigenyan,jiazailiangzhijian,“zainigenbiedenanrendaqingmaqiaoshi,huozhe……”

tashuodaozheilidunledun,liaoraodeyanwuzaitamianqiansanqu,tahuitoulengxiaoyisheng,“zainiyejiaxiangxixuechongyiyangpanfuzaiwotangjiaxixueshi,wojiuxingle。”

yexibukezhixindekanxiangta。

“henshiwang?”tangjihanxixuedegoulegouchun,mousehuminghuan,“haiyouhenduoshi,xuyaowoyiyishuojinitingma?”

tanengshuochuzheixie,xianglaihuifuyijingyouyiduanshiri,meixiangdao,haijixuzhuangsha。

“tangjihan,nideyanjikeyinageyingdi。”yexixinxufuza,zhengzhengsannian,tangjihanjingranmantianguohai,yongjingzhandeyanjipianguolesuoyouren,baokuochaoxixiangbandeta。

tangjihanzhiruowangwen,zhanqishen,jiangyantounianmie,yibuyibuchaoyexizou,chunjiaosuigouzhexiao,kexiaobudayandi,yuqijiqiao,“yaoshishima?”

“shishenme?”yexijingjuedewanghoutui,bian“zhengchang”detangjihan,shaolecongqiandexinuaileyanxingyuse,duolecengshenmimoce,henanyiyanzhudehanyilengjue。

shuohuajian,tayijingbeitangjihanbidaoqiangjiao,taowuketao。

“shishiwode,jishu。”

hualuo,liangbodechunfushangyexizhensishuiqunxiadejifu,bingliangganshunjianrangyexiqingxing,tazaiguyiqujietadeyisi。

“pa”deyisheng,tangjihandelianbeidapiandaoyibian。

yexichenjicongtadezhiguzhongtaotuo,shougangpengdaomenbashou,youbeitangjihanchelehuiqu,shuaijinleshufangdehuikeshafashang,“ningkebeibiedenanrenshui,yebuyuanyibeizijilaogongshui,nikezhengoubiaode。”

jiajintangjiasannian,cileixiuruduitaeryanzaojiumamule,renrendoushuotanengweiqianjiajishazi,yenengweiqiangenbiedenanrengunchuangdan,fanzhengshuoliangjuyebunengbatazenmeyang,yexigenbenbuzaihu。

danshicongtangjihandekouzhongtingdao,tazhengleyishun,suijixiuruhefennubenyongerlai,taiqishouyouyaochouta。

youlezhiqiandejingyan,zheicitangjihanqingsongbikai,jiershouzhangdalideyazhuyexidejian,shenchushousichetadeshuiyi。

yexinaodaihongdeyixia,jinjiezhejiantoujiubeitangjihanyaozhu,taguntangdeshentitiezhuta。

“tangjihan,nizhushou!”yexihedejianshengdajiao。

tangjihanbuhuiying,shoufushangyexixiruandeyaozhi,qingxueyisheng,“wohaimeikaishini,nijiudoule。”

“jiu……wu……”qiujiudeshengyinbeinanrenjinshuchijinkouzhong,tadewenbichuangwaidekuangfengzhouyuhaimenglie,jiqitayizhennanyizikongdezhanli。

huran,menwaiyoushengyinxiangqi,“sheizaishufang?”