wanghuhuquyizhan，haizhenbeilintianfanbaofaerchudeqishihezhu。
lintianfanshuodemeicuo，dangnianlinjiadajunandingxibei，weizhenbianchui，beixiahuangfengwei‘tianxiadiyijun’，sheirenbuzhi，sheirenbuxiao？
zhishihoulailinjiajiazhumageguoshi，quanzumeiluo，lintianfancaihuiliuluodaozheixiaoshancunzhong。
xijiuqilai，tawanghujilintianfantixiedoubupei。
keshilinjiazaidingshengyeshicongqian，luomaodefenghuangburuji！
wanghuzhuangzhedanzi，selineirendao：“haohaohao，xinglindesuanniyouzhong，laozijiujinishirishijian，shirihouniyaoshinabuchushiliangyinzi，wojiubanizheigexiaoxifu，haiyouwaimianneigedalaopoquanbumaiquqingloudizhai！”
什么？
lintianfantingdaozheililengzhule，manlianchayi。
还有个大老婆？
他不止一个媳妇？
buguolintianfanyewuxiaduoxiang，shuangyanbaoshehanmangqishiyouzengwujian：“wonailinjiahouren，wanghu，niyoujigedanzijitiaomingganlaikongheyuwo？”
wanghuhedeyidou，danaiyuyanmiantahaishiqiangchengdao：“sharenchangming，qianzhaihaiqian，nijiushitianwanglaozidehouren，yedehaiwoyinzi，ni，nijiwodengzhe……shirizhihouwolaiquyinzi，nijiwodengzhe！”
wanghushenhoulianggexiaosiliangguzhanzhan，jinghuangdao：“ye，bieshuole，zanmenkuaizouba！”
yaoshilintianfanzhendegaoshangguanfu，tamenjiumafanle。
lintianfanlengniwanghu，hedao：“haibukuaigun，xiangrangwozaishangniyibazhangma？”
wanghumengdeyizhan，tahenhendenglelintianfanyiyan，haishidaizhelianggexiaodicanghuangtaozou。
lintianfansisishouzaiyuanmenkou，jiantamenchedilikai，zheicaisonglekouqi。
meixiangdaozheixiangxiarenbujinhe，tahaiyiweijintianhuiyouchangyingzhangni。
肚子突然咕噜一声。
yuanshenhunmileyitianyiyemeichidongxi，gangcaitayouxiaohaoneimeda，haizhenshiele。
suxiangzhuanguotou，youxiejinzhangdekanzhelintianfan。
lintianfanwulewuduzi，youxiegangadenaotoudao：“gangcaiqingxutaijidong，woduziele……”
suxiangdunleyidun，chuizhetou，shunshiduokailintianfandeshou：“guanren，ninxianhuiwulidengdeng，qieshenzheijiuqujininzuofan。”
tadeshengyinsuiranyirujiwangdewenrou，danlintianfanhaishiganjuededaotayuqizhongdeshuli。
lintianfanzhidao，suxiangshizaiguaizijimaileta。
keshi，lintianfanzhendeyuana！
这些都是原身做的。
taxiangyaojieshi，kesuxiangyijingjijimangmangdexiangchufangzouqu。
shuoshichufang，qishijiushiyigeyongmupengjiandandaqidefangzi，fengdayixiedouhuiguadao。
lintianfanwangzhesuxiangzheichanruodebeiying，rugengzaihou，xinzhonghenbushiziwei。
tazhuanshenkanlekanlaojiucanpodexiaoyuan，youkanlekanyuanfangdegaoshan，bujinxianruchensi。
genjuyuanshendejiyi，daxiashiyigelishishangcongweichuxianguodeguojia，jingjishuipinghegongyeshuiping，quandoubijiaoluohou。
buguowenhua，xisudaoshihegushixiangchabuduo，doushifengjianwangchao。
suirankaijujiushitiankeng，danjingguoduanzandeshiyinghou，lintianfanyijingjianjianpingfu。
tazuoweiershiyishijidebingwang，yixuezhanshuwusuobuxiao，moshuogaibianxianzhuang，jianglaijiusuanfengwangbaixiangyeweichangbuke！
buguoyanxiahaibushixiangneimeyuandeshihou，zenmenengzaishitianneicouzushiliangyinzi，caishizuijinyaode。
sheiyebiexiangqiangzoutadexifu！
lintianfanwangzheyuanchudeshenshan，milemiyan，kanlaiyanxiazuikuaizhuanqiandefazijiushijinshandaliele。
keyuanshenzheigebaijiazi，zaojiubafuqinliuxiadejingongdangdiao，tabixuyaonongdaoyibagongnucainengjinshan，burankaozheliangtiaotuiernalinengpaodeguoyeshou？
lintianfansisuoyifan，dadinglezhuyi。
jiuzaizheishi，suxianghenkuaiduanzheyiguokangzhouzoulai。
jialilianxiaomidouchibuqi，zhinengchikang，erqiezheiguokangzhouzhongzhiyoukangheyecai，liandiandiaoweiliaodoumeiyou。
bijingzaizheigeshidai，lianyandoushiyouqianrencaichideqide。
raoshiruci，suxianghaishibaxiamianzuichoudebufen，yaodaolintianfandewanli，zijizhishengshangmiandeyecai，wanzhongqingtangguashuiyiyandounengjiandaodi。
lintianfanyizhenxinteng，yuanshenmingmingduitaneimechajing，tahaishifengxianzijidequanbu。
zheigeshidaidenvrendouzheimeshadema？
tazhijiejieguolesuxiangdewan。
suxiangyileng，suihouxiaolianshabaidixiatou：“guanren，ninshixianqinujiachideduoma……”
lintianfanjiangzijishouzhongdechouzhou，qiangsaidaosuxiangshouzhong：“husiluanxiangshenmeni，wogennihuan。”
tadouguanghemitangle，zenmekenengduo？
“ninyaogenwohuan？bu，ninshiyijiazhizhuzennengjiuhexiemitang？”
suxiangyouxieshouchongruojing，danhaishijiangtadewantuideyuanyuande，kelintianfanzhijieraoguopomuzhuo，bazhouwanfangzaitadeshoubian，burongjujue。
“快吃！”
“guanren，wozhendebue……”
lintianfanquezhoumeidao：“nimangleyizhengrile，youjiwoxizao，youxiadiganhuo，niyebushitierenzenmenengbue？”
“我……”
“nibutingwodehualema？”lintianfanguyijiazhongleyuqi。
tazhidaozijiruoshibuxiong，suxiangshibuhuihezheiwanchouzhoude。
yexushisuxiangzhiqianbeiyuanshenqifupale，lintianfancaiyigaosheng，suxiangjiuhedeyizhan，lianmangjieguolintianfandefanwan，bianchiyanleibianbadabadawangwanlidiao。
lintianfanhaiyiweishizijitaixiongle，shouzuwucuodeyaoqujitacayanlei：“wei，nibiekua，wozhishixiangrangniduochidian！”
tazuipanvhaiziluoleile，kezicongchuanyueguolaihou，suxiangjiuxiangshigeleireneryiban。
suxiangyishuangmeimoutonghong，xujiucaitaiqitouganjidekanxianglintianfan。
“guanren，niconglaimeiyouduiwozheimehaoguo，niweiwodapaolewanghu，hairangwoduochifan，wuwuwu，nizhendebianhaolema……”
tahainengzaixiangxinlintianfanma？
lintianfanyoukuijiuyoukuxiaobude，fengjianshidaidenvxingyetairongyimanzuleba？
tayaotouyitan，caqusuxiangyanjiaodeleihua，wenshengdao：“niangzi，zhiqiandoushiwobuhao，shiwozhuyoumenglexin，meiyoukandaonidehao，haiduinifeidajima，shenzhidahuainiyizhierduo，wo……zhengouhunde！”
“danwogennibaozheng，congjintiankaishiwoyidinghaohaohehuni，ranhouzhuanqianjinizhierduo，rangzanmenyijiaguoshanghaorizi！”
suxiangjiaguolaisannian，shenshangaidadeshangjiumeihaolisuoguo，jinritingdaozheiyangdenongqingmiyu，tajianzhixiangshizaizuomengyiyang。
许久……
“呜呜！”
suxiangturanbaotoutongkuqilai。
kujinganlai，bairenchengjin！
tazhongyuaochutoule，tasuiranzaiku，danqueshixingfudeyanlei。
lintianfanjiantakuqi，gengjidezhuaernaosai，lianmangzoushangqianqingqingjiangtalouzaihuaizhong：“haoleguai，biekule，zaikuzheizhoukejiuyaoliangle……”
shuoba，tabanhongbanhederangsuxianghexiayizhengwanchoukangzhou。
zheicisuxiangzhongyumeiyouduobi，xiaoxindeyiweizailintianfanhuaizhong，zheiyiketajuedezijishiquanshijiezuixingfudenvren。
dantaxinzhonggengduodeshihaoqi，nandaofujunzhenrushushangsuoshuodeneibanyibingruxinsheng？
suxianghewanzheiyiwanzhouhou，jiushuoshenmedoubuzaichile。
lintianfanzijiguanxiashengxiadedabanguozhou，yedezhizhoumei，laiziershiyishijideta，zhongyumingbaishenmejiaochikangyancaile。
danhaozaizheiwanyidingbao，banguoxiaquhou，tazhongyuganjueweiliyoulebaofugan。
……
chiwanfanhou，lintianfanjiunazheshupi，yongshizizaishangmianhuazhegongnudetuzhi。
tabianhuabiandigudao：“gongnudaoshihaozuo，keshijianshishangbixuyongjinggangzuojiantou，gaiqunalizhaogangni？”
mucaidaoshirongyi，shangshansuishidounengfayikelai，keshijinggangzaizheigeshidaishixihanzhiwu。
qiaofunanweiwumizhichui，lintianfanjiusuanzaiyoubenshi，yebunengpingkongzhizaochujingganglai。
“guanren，nigangcaishuo……nixuyaojinggang？”youyulintianfandezhuanbian，suxiangdedanziyedaleyixie，xiaoxinshangqiangentadahua。
lintianfanshuodao：“shia，wozhengyubeizuozhugeliannuni，zhiyaowonengzuochengliannushangshanlieshou，jiunengzaishirineicouzushiliangyinzile！”
suibuzhiwaimiandedalaoporuhe，danyanqiandexiaoxifupohelintianfandexinyi，tajueduibunengrangzijidenvrenmaishenqinglou！
suxiangyitingdaozheishiliangyinzi，yexiangshishunjiancongtiantanghuidaoxianshi，lianseshabai。
buguohenkuai，tajiuxiangshixiangqishenme，meimouzhongshanxianyimoliangmang：“woniangjiadagegezuixihuandaliele，shuobudingtayoujinggang，mingriwokeyihuijiajieyixie！”
lintianfantingdaozheili，yeshiyanqianyiliang。
ruonengjiedaojinggang，neitayidingnengzaishirinengliedaozugouliewu！
daoshihouzainaxieyinzi，xiedajiugejiushile。
shuohuazhijian，yijingtianguangjianan，musesihe。
linjiayinweitaiqiong，maibuqidengyou，lintianfanyewufazaihuatuzhi，liangrenbianzhunbeixiexile。
keshitaturanxiangdaoleyigerangrenshenshangxiansubiaoshengdewenti。
jiazhongzhiyouyichuanglaojiudebeizi，tahesuxianggaizenmeshuini？
lintianfanhesuxiangshifuqi，gaiyizhangbeiziyeshixunchang，ketabijingshigangchuanyueguolai，shanglaijiuyaoshuimeiren？
zuoweiyigezhengchangnanren，hesuxiangtangzaiyigebeiwo，bukenengyiwanshangshenmedoubugan。
尤其是……
tanaozizhong，doushisuxianggangcaisihoutamuyudehuamian。
neireshuidashiletadexiongkou，yifujihuchengletouming……
lintianfanhuxishunjianjicuqilai。