第003章 乱吃飞醋的丫头

zhouyushuaileshuaishou,dakailejiashizuodechemen,jiangbeizijigandiaodesijiyibalalechulai,zhaodaolemaibahedecheliangyaokong,zhijiejiusuoshanglechemenkailewaixunhuan,ranghunmidelongxuelandaizailimian。

zuohaolezheiyiqie,zhouyuzheicaikanxiangleyanqiandezheiyidongwaibiaocanpobukandejianzhu。

“zhaoredaowotoushanglai,yebuzhidaoyinggaishuonimenxingyunhaishibuxing,wozhixiangananfenfendanggeruanfanwangeryi,feiyaobiwo。”

zhouyulenglengdeziyanziyu,ranhoujingranguangmingzhengdadechaozhezheidongjianzhuzouguoqu,dandangtakanqingchuyanqianzheilidecanpojianzhuzhishi,zhenggerenliansequeturandabian!

这里是……

meiyourenfaxian,zhouyucikeyanshenlichongmanzhezhenjing,lianshentidouzhandouleqilai,tahuanhuandebishangshuangyan,sihuxiangyaorangzijipingfuxialai。

buguozheiyeshijishimiaofashengdeshi,dengdaozhouyuzhongxinzhengkaishuangyandeshihou,tayijingchedidehuifulengjing。

“gudizhongyou”,tadaoshiyaokankan,cehuabangjialongxuelandejiujingshishei!

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zaijianzhulimian,cikedenghuotongming,ruguomeiyouzoujinlaidehuayidingbukenengxiangdaolimianjingranbeimougetuanhuozhanlingle。

“xiamianshishenmeqingkuang?”cike,yigegaogezidenianqingnanzizhanzailuodi,zhinengyixidekandaoyiliangchetingzaineibian。

“ni,pairenqukankan!”nianqingrenzhouzhemeitou,dantazheihuagangshuowan,mashangjiuzhouqilemeitou,yinweicongtazheigegaodu,zhenghaokandaolexiamianyinyingquyumanmanzouchuyidaoshenying。

neishiyigemoshengnanrendeshenying。

“shilongxuelanneigeruanfanwanglaogong?zheijiahuozenmexingdongziru?”nianqingnanrendunshibaonule:“jiwopairenxiaqu,jiangzheijiahuohaiyoulongxuelandaishanglai!”

xiamianjiujingfashengleshenmeshi?tamensihuyigaibuzhi,danbuzhiweihezongyouyigubuan,zheirangnianqingnanzigengjiadebaozaoqilaile,haoburongyihualedajiaqiandatongleguanxiqinglaineixiewangmingzhitujianglongxuelanguaiguolai,kebuyaochuxianyiwaijiuhao。

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“dougenzhewoxiaqu!”nianqingnanzidashouyihui,zhijiejiuzouxianglemenkou。

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“aiyo,limianhaizhendetingrenaode。”yigeyonglandeshengyinchuanleguolai,gangdaozaidishangdenianqingnanzihaimeifanyingguolaijiukandaoyidaorenyingzouchulai,yizhizoudaolezijidemianqian。

“jiushinixiangyaobangjialongxuelan?”zhouyumizheyan,cikedetagenpingshineiweiweinuonuoderuanfanwangyangzipanruoliangren。

“ni……nidaodishishei?”daozaidishangdenanzizhengyaokaikou,queturanganjuedaoyanqianyihei,suizheyishengbazhangxiang,tadeliangkemenyajuranzhijiejiubeiyibazhangjidadiaole,zhenggeliandoubeidawaile,henhendizazaidishang。

“rangnishuohualema?”zhouyushouhuimuguang,kandaoqitafanyingguolaiderenmashangchaozhezijibaoweiguolai,culvegujiyinggaiyoushigerenzuoyou,meiyigekanqilaidoushihenladezhu。

kezhouyuqueturanhaoxiangzaitamenmianqianxiaoshileyiban,xiayikechuxiandeshihouyijingchuanchadaotamenrenqunzhizhongle。

“kuaidongshou,tazhiyouyigeren!”

cikemeiyourenhuixiangdaozheigeruanfanwangjuranshenshourucidekepa,dengdaodishangneinanzifanyingguolaideshihou,zijiqinglaideneixiewangmingzhitujuranzaiyemeiyouyigenengzhandeqilai。

“zhishengxianile,nishizhumou?”zhouyumanmandezouguolai,zaiduifangdemianqianbandunxia,quezouqilemeitoulai:“wohaoxiangzainajianguoni,sihu……shilongshijituandeyigexiangmuhezuogongsideren?”

“wo——”duifangcikeyoudianjiejiebaba,kanlaishibeiganggangzhouyubiaoxianchulaideleitingshouduanjiheshale。

zhibuguoyingjietadequeshizhouyuhenhendeyijiao,takebushishenmewenrouderen,youqishiduiyunanren。rangzhouyuyoudianwuyudeshi,zheijiahuodedongjishizaishiyoudiankexiao,tajuranxiangyaobangjialongxuelanshenzhixiangyaoqiangxinggenta***yicilaiweixielongjia,haorangtamenhezuodexiangmudazhuan,zhei***……youmeiyouduguoshu?

zhouyuzhouzhemeitou,yijiaotizhongduifangdekudang,zaitaneikutishengzhixiayijiaocaizaiduifangdemianmenshang,jiuzhutadetoufazhuaqilaihenhendizadaodishang。

“a!”zaoshoudaorucidenvedai,zheirencikehedekuzidouniaoshile,zhenggerendaozaidishangbuduandichouchu。

“duodaniyixiadouzanglewodeshou,zheizhong***,haishichedixiaoshiba。”zhouyukanzhebansibuhuodezheixieren,lianshangmeiyouyidiandelianmin,tanachuledianhua,zhaodaoleyige“xingganmaomi”dehaomabodaleguoqu。

“choujiahuo,caixiangqiwolaile?”dianhuajietonglezhihou,neibianchuanlaileyigeshifenyouyuandenianqingguniangshengyin。

zhouyulianseguguai,kuxiaozhedao:“wojinifagedingwei,nirangrenguolaichuliyixiazheibiandeshi,yougebushisihuodefujiazidixiangyaobangjialongxuelan,haiyoushijigewangmingzhitu,nimenchedichuliyixia。”

“youshicaixiangdaowo!shibushizuijingenlongxuelanzheigedonghaidiyinvshendadehuorele?”tingdaozhouyudehua,duifangdunshijiumaiyuanleqilai。

“xiaoyatoukebieluanchifeicu!wozheikeshiyourenwuzaishen!”zhouyuhanyana,zheicujingzenmeneimeda?

“sheichifeicule,fanzhengnijiushidanglelongxuelandelaogong,heng,meitianwanshangbaozhetadoulebusishuleba?”dianhuaneibiandexiaoguniangkeshibuyiburao。

“baituo,wokeshiliantayigentoufadoumeiyoupengguo!”zhouyuyilianheixian。

“e?qiaonizheimeshuoshixiangyaohaohaopengpengtale?”zhouyudehuarangxiaoguniangdeyinliangtigaoleyibei。

tingdaoduifangdeshengyin,zhouyulianmangjubaiqitoujiang:“e,xianbutanzheime,nixiananpairenguolaichulizheibiandeshi,wokebuxiangshangmingtiandetoutiaoxinwen。”

“hengheng,choujiahuo,youshijiuzhidaorangwozuo。”

“guaila,dengwanchengrenwuhouwodainiquhuanyoushijie。”

“是你说的哦。”

“嗯嗯,我说的。”