第1章
大坤朝，青州。
qingzhouxiayigexiaotiaoxiaozhen。
lihanshengdunzuozaiwuyanxiakanzheneizhangmanleqingtaidetaijie，wushengaitan。
穿越了？
tazenmejiuneimedaomeini？
dakunchao，yigebushuyurenhechaodaidefengjianwangchao。
yuanzhushidakunwangchaoxiayigebuqiyandehanmenxuezi，fumuzaowang，ruobushikaozhezhenlidexiangqinfulaobangchenzhe，kongpayuanzhuliannengbunengzhangdadoushiyigewenti。
ranersuizheyuanzhunianlingyuelaiyueda，yuanzhudeshengcunyeshigewenti，gengbuyaoshuoxianzaijialiyouduolegeren，zheirangbenjiukaobaijiafanzhangdadeyuanzhu，gengjiafanmenle。
lihanshengyanzhonghuaiyi，zijizhisuoyihuichuanyue，jiushiyuanzhuyingyangbuliangesidaozhide！
“xianggong！”jiuzailihanshengxinfanyiluanzhishi，yidaoruanqieqiedeshengyinziwuyanneichuanchu。
shaonvdeshengyingangluo，lihanshengfanluandemuguangshunjianbeixiyin。
zhijianwuyanneizouchuyiweiyishenbudingdeshaonv。
neimanshibudingkuandadeyishanluozaishaonvneishouxiaodejiaoqushangxiandejibuheshen。
shaonvsihuyeshijuedeyishanbuhe，yitiaogancaobianzhidemashengbeitafuzaiyaojian，rangtazhenggerenkanshangqushouxiaoshouxiaode。
shouxiaodeshaonvzhabazheneimanshilingxiudeyanmouxiaoxinyiyidewangzhelihansheng。
dangzhuyidaolihanshengdeshixianshi，tayouxunsudidixiamou，zhiliuxiawuyayadezhangjiemao，qingqingdezhanlezhan。
“neige...fanhaole。”
shaonvmingjiaoyeqingmou，rumingmouer，naiqingzhoushuyishuerdeliangjiaguixiu，gengshibuzhiduoshaoqingzhounanrendemengzhongqingren。
shuolaiyeguai，anlishuoyuanzhuyigechibaijiafandeqiongguangdan，chufeitaiyangdaxibianchulai，buranzenmekenengqudedaoruciliangjia？
keyoushihoushishangdeshijiushineimeqiao，youshihounilandoulanbuzhu。
xindidengji，zhongzhenchaogang，suqingjiudang，yihongdiwei！
erzaizheiqizhongqianguoshiyelaoguoshibianshixindikaidaodedianxing，beipanlezhujiuzudezuiguo！
yuanzhusuozaidezheigechengzhensuishigepianpizhidi，kesheiyounengxiangdaoqingzhoudeliangjiaguixiujingshiyelaoguoshidefenzhini？
erhaoqiaobuqiao，yebuzhidaoneishideyuanzhushinagenjindadebudui，pengdaoleyajideduiwu，jingsexinshangtou，yongjinyoudejiadang，bazheigezhadanhuiluleguolai...
zheikeshiguanfuxialelingbingrugoulandeguanji，zheiruoshirangwairenzhidao，neikeshikanjiuzudedazuiya！
raneryebuzhishiyuanzhushichibaijiafanzhangdadeyuangu，haishiyeqingmoumingbugaiyouciyijie，zheizaiwairentinglaiwanruozuomengdecaozuo，jiubeiyuanzhuyishoujiaoqian，yishoujiaoren，chengle....
“xianggong？xianggong？xianggong？”
yeqingmoujianlihanshengzhilenglengdewangzheziji，bantianmeiyoudongjing，renbuzhutixingdao：“neige...fanyaoliangle。”
shaonvdeshengyinhenxiao，nuonuode，tingderenxinlizhiyangyang。
“ng？e？”zhengzaisishendelihanshengwenyanyileng，xuanjimengdehuishen，mangjieguoshaonvshouzhongdeciwan，yegubushangzhoutang，bian“huluhulu”leqilai。
shuolaiyeqiguai，zheizhou，mingmingshiyongweishengkoudeheidousuozhu，lihanshengheqilaijingmeiyouyisibushi，xiangfanrukoujinghaiyouyisitiankou。
buzhishibushiyuanzhudeshentizaoyixiguandeyuangu，haishizhuzhouderenxinlingshouqiaodeyuangu，yexuliangzhedouyouba！
zhuzhanjizheibangankaizhe，kuazandao：“haozhou！”
“xianggongxihuanbianhao！”shaonvwenyan，tiantianyixiao。
wangzheneiwanruochunfengbandexiaorong，lihanshengxindoukuaiyaohuale。
“neige...”lihanshengwangzheneixiaorongyuyanyouzhi，liangjiu，sishixinzhongxiadingleshenmejuexin，lihanshengjianjuedao：“neige，qishiwojiunijiushisuishoudeshi，niruoshixiangyaohuijiadehua，bubidaizaizheiligenwoshouzuide。”
“xiang...gong...xianggong...shibuyao...mouerlema？”
“aiaiai...”kanzheyanqianshangyimiaohaixiaorongcanlandeshaonvxiayikebianlihuadaiyuchouqiqilai，liangshidanshendelihanshengdunshihuangzhangqilai，ganmangshangqianbianyaoweiqifuquyanlei。
“a！”ranerlihanshenggangtaishou，haiweikaojin，shaonvquedajiaoyisheng，dadiaolihanshengshenguoqudeshou，baozhezijixiaoqiaodexiaonaodaidunzaiqiangjiaochouqiziyuanqilai。
“diediebuyaomouerle，niangqinyebuyaomouerle，jiejieyebuyaomouerle，xianzailianxianggongyebuyaomouerle，mouerjiushigemeirenyaodezaixing...”
lihanshengwangzhedunzaiqianjiaoziyuandeshaonv，xinzhongshijihuiyouteng，mangqingshenganweidao：“womeishuobuyaomouer，mouershiwodefuxing，wotenghailaibuji，zenmehuibuyaomouerni？”
shuobabudengshaonvkaikou，lihanshengqishenlaidaoshaonvmianqian，batachanfuqilai，fuqutayubizhishangdeleizhuroushengdao：“haole，wojiushijinikaigewanxiao，nigexiaojiahuohaidangzhenle！”
“heng！”shaonvqinghengyisheng，bieguotoubukanlihansheng，“wocaibushixiaojiahuo！”
lihanshengwenyan，kanlexiayushaonvshencaijibupipeideziben，dahahadao：“shishishi，wojianiangzibuxiao，yidianerdoubuxiao，haole，chifanchifan，keshiniangzishuode，zaibuchifan，fankelianglelou。”
“嗯。”
jiuzailihanshengganganfuzhuyeqingmouzhunbeidaitajinfangshi，zhiting“kuangdang”yishengjuxiang，zijiadedamen...diaole...
“lihansheng！genlaozigunchulai！”
suizhehuayinluoxia，yigeshencaikuiwudebaliandahanchuanzheyishensichouluoduanchuxianzailihanshengdemianqian。
dahanyichuxianbiansiwujidandedaliangleqilai，dangkandaoyeqingmoushi，dahandemuguangdunshisemimiqilai。
“nizheigehuaidanzenmeyoulaile！”yeqingmouzhuyidaoledahanneiyiyangdemuguang，yanedao。
“heihei...”dahanwenyanweisuoyixiao，xixuedao：“wolaiziranshikanwojiadexiaoniangzile，shundaibaxiaoniangzijiehuijia！”
“pei！”yeqingmouqingcuiyikou，hechidao：“buyaolian，sheishinidexiaoniangzi！”
“heihei，xiaoniangzi，zheikeshinijialidatongren，baizhiheizixiexiadejieju，lihanshengjiewolidakuibaiyinshiliang，rixiqianfenzhisan，qirihouguihai，ruruoweiguibianyilijiatiandiyihuoniangzidizhai。”
“xiaoniangzi！”lidakuixixuedao：“nibuquzhenshangwenwen，sheibuzhidaotalihanshengshichibaijiafanzhangdade，nalilaidetiandi，suoyinishuosheishiwodexiaoniangzini？”
“lidakui！”lihanshengwangzhelidakuishouzhongdejieju，yaoyaqiechidao！
lidakui，kaofangdai、dufang、goulanzhuanqian，shizhenshangchulemingdeeba！
yuanzhubenshijinnianzhenshangdetongsheng，ranwenrenyituyouqishineimehaozoude，tongshengzhibuguoshicaikaishieryi，zhihouwulunshifushi、yuanshi、xiangshi、huishi、dianshi，doushixuyaoqiande。
yuanzhuweicizhunbeileshiliangxuehuayinlaizuoqizhouxuan，kesheichengxiangqiansuanwansuanzhongtuquechuleyeqingmouzheidangzishi。
keshiyifasheng，wunaiyuanzhuweilejiexialaideyuanshi，zhinengshangmenzhaolidakuijiezhai。
shuolaiyeqiguai，lidakuiyoujuhuashuodebucuo，zhenshangsheibuzhidaoyuanzhushichibaijiafanzhangdade，anlishuolidakuiyinggaibuhuijieyuanzhushiliangbaiyincaishi。
rujinkanlai，hezhezaizheilidengzhezijini！
真是好算计！