第3章 向‘傻子’提亲

di3zhangxiang‘shazi’tiqin

yilianxiangshoudeyechenturanfajueneigudianliuxiaoshile,lianshangweiweishiwang,zhengkaileyan。tongshi,chajuecongzijidenaohailifankuichuleyiguqiyideliliang,jinrushuijingqiuzhong,suijizhenggeshuijingqiubianhaiyuanchengyuanlaimoyang。

zaikanyeqiuheyeqingfeng,liangrendoushiyifujianleguidemoyang,yechenxinzhongshaoshaoyihuo,renbuzhukaikoudao:“fuqin,yeye,nimenshizenmele?”

beiyechendehuajingxing,yeqiuheyeqingfengrenbuzhuduishiyiyan,fenfenluchujidongdeshense:“zhei,zhei,zheishijinsewushengdetianfua!zheishijinjiwudidetianfua!meixiangdaoyouchaoyiriwomenyejiajingranzhendechuleyigechaojitiancai……”

liangrencongjidongzhongxinglai,yeqiuduiyeqingfengdao,“fuqin,zheijianshiqingyidingyaobaomi!”

“dui,dui,yidingyaobaomi,yidingyaobaomi!zhenshitianyouwoyejia,tianyouwoyejiaa!”yeqingfengyiranjidong:“jiusuantianerguolezuijiadexiulianshiji,danshitadetianfutaiqiangdale!shuobudingzaizanmenyoushengzhiniannengqinyanjianzhengjinsewudiqiangzhededansheng。”

“shia!!”yeqiuyeshigankai。

suihou,liangrendoushiyifuxiaidemoyangwangzheyechen,neiyangzifangfohenbudechidiaoyechenyiyang。

“hehe,hehe。”yechenzhinenggangaxiaoxiaole,xianzaitayemingbaiyuanlaishuijingqiuxianshideyansedaibiaozhetianfu,erjinsezhengshidaibiaozhewudijibieqiangzhe。

“tianer,zheijianshizhiyouzanmensanrenzhidao!buyaoduirenherenshuo,jiusuanshinidemuqinyeshiyiyang!”suiranyeqiuheyeqingfengduiyechenshiyuekanyuexihuan,danhaishiyansuditixingdao。

yechenwenyandiantoudao:“zhidaole。fuqin,yeye!”taxinzhongmingbai,fenghuangdalujiwannianmeiyouchuxianjinsewushengqiangzhele,jiusuanshitianfudoumeichuxianguo,wanyibeixincunxienianderenzhixiaozijidetianfu,kongpameiyourenherenhuijizijichengzhangdeshiji。

faxianleyechendetianfuhou,yeqiuheyeqingfengxianrandouhenxingfen,zhijiezaiyechenfangjianneitaolunqijiyechendexiuliangongfale,yinweiyejiazushangzuiqiangzhebuguoqingsewujiang,suoyiyejiagongfajiusuanyechenxiuliandaojizhiyebuguoqingsewujiang,jiyechenxunzhaoyifendingjigongfajiuxiandeyouweizhongyaole。

dangranyechendegenguwentiyijingbeiyeqiuheyeqingfengfangzailenaomenwai,kandaoyechendetianfuhou,liangrenzaoyijingxiadingjuexin,buxirenhedaijia、jiusuanqingjinjiazuquanliyeyaogaibianyechengengu。

“hejiahehongweiqiujian!”jiuzailiangrentaolundeshihou,yijuxiangliangdehanshengxiangchezhenggeyejia。

“hehongwei?talaizuoshenme?”yeqiu、yeqingfengyihuowanfen:“zou,zanmenchuqukankan。”

dengdaoleyejiamenkouhou,yechenfaxianyigezhangxiangcuguangdeguangtouzhongnianhanzidaizheyigeyuemobajiusuizhazheshuangmaweibianjingzhuoyudiaodeshaonvdaizaimenkou。

“hehongwei,nilaizuoshenme?”yeqingfenghanzhelianshuodao。

“hehongweishisandajiazuzhongzuiqiangdadehejiajiazhu,yeshiqingshichengchengzhu,weirencuzhongyouxi,jiweijingming,bunengbeitadewaibiaosuopian。zanmenzhinenglianhelingwaiyidajialijiacainengkanghenghejia。danshiyinweizanmenjiachuleyigeqike,dapolezheigepingheng,hejiaxiangyaozaiqikechengzhangqilaiqianjiangqingshichengtongyi。daoshihouzhenggeqingshichengdeziyuandoushihejia,hejiapeiyangchujigeyuqikeyiyangtianfudeqiangzhewanquanmeiyouwenti!”yeqiuduizheyipangdeyechenshuodao,zhidaoyechendetianfuhou,xiayirendeyejiajiazhuyijingbaifenbaishiyechenle,duiyuqingshichengdeshiqingyijingjuedinggaozhiyechenle。

“hahaha!”hehongweiwenyandaxiaosansheng:“qingfenglaoshu,yeqiulaodi,wolaiziranshiyouxishi。”

“e?shenmexishi?zanmenketingneitan。”

zaiketingneizuohaohou,hehongweiyebuhanhu,lazheshenpangdeshaonvshuodao:“wozheicilaini,zhuyaoshiweilewodenverhejiaqi。tameiyouxiuliantianfu,henimenjiayechenyiyang,suoyiniwolaidingyimenqinshi,shunbianranglianggexiaobeijianjianmian。qingfenglaoshu,yeqiulaodi,nimenyixiaruhea?”

yeqingfengheyeqiuwenyanzhouqilemeitou,yaoshizuotianhehongweizheimeshuo,tamenjuqishuangshouzancheng,bu,jushuangshoushuangjiaozancheng,yinweizheiyangkeyituoyanshijian,dengyeqikechengzhangqilai,hejiajiuguaiguainaruyejia。

kexi,jintian,budui,jiuzaigangcai,tamenceshichuleyechenjushiwushuangdetianfu,zheishiyejiaweilaidewangzhe。

erhejiaqini,zhishiyigebunengxiuliandehejianver,zheiyangderenruhepeideshangyechen?zaijiashangdouzhidaohehongweibuhuaihaoyi,zheiyangdeqinshitamenxinzhongjiugengjiabuyuanyile。

“nandaoyoushenmekunnanma?”kandaoyeqingfengheyeqiukunnandebiaoqing,hehongweinalihaibumingbai,tamenlianggebutongyi,xinzhongjiweinaonu,wodouqinzishangmenle,nimenyejiaweileyigeshaziyechennandaohaiganqinzijujuewo?dezuiwo!

“zheigequeshishi。”yeqiudao:“zhenggeqingshichengdouzhidaowoeryeqiushige‘shazi’,bunengdanwulenimenjiajiaqi。”

“meiguanxi!womenjiaqibuhuijieyide。”hehongweidao,yejiahelijiayizhilianhe,hejiayizhimeiyoutunbingliangjiadejihui,hehongweixiangbazijizheigebunengxiuliandenverdaruyejianeibu,suiranyechenshige‘shazi’,danzenmeshuoyeshiyejiadixidashaoye,erqieyechenshige‘shazi’yeyizhidoushiyigechuanwen,shizhenshijiasheiyebuzhi,danzuishaodangnianyechenchushengshitianshengyixiangshikendingde。

huadoushuodaozheigefenshangle,youqishihehongweihaishiqingshichengchengzhu,yeqingfengheyeqiuyebunengdangmianjujuele,yechenzaiweilaihuoxuhuichengjiufeifan,danshixianzaideyejiadezuibuqihejia,youqishihejiayijingjiakuaibufazhunbeitunbingliangdajiazudeqingkuangxia。

“neixing,yaobuzanmenxianranglianggehaiziliaoliao?liaodelaidehuajiuxianzheimedingxia?”

“hao,hao,hao!yihouzanmenjiushiqinjiale!”hehongweixinzhongxiyue,zhongyunengzaiyejiadixianpaileyikedingzi,yihoutongyiqingshichenghaibushishoudaoqinlai。tongyizhihoufalifazhanjinian,shuobuzhundaoshihousanjizhuchengdeqingshichengjiukeyijinshengerjizhuchengle,erhejiayehuichaozheyiliujiazudefangxiangbutingqianjin。