第5章
wufenzhonghou，ding！yitiaoduanxinjinlai，nindeyinxingkashoukuanyibaiwanzheng，muqianyueyibaiyishiwansanqian。
qinfanyiyouweijin，zheitemebibeibaoyanglaiqiankuaia。
tahuranjuedehugefeichangkeai，shenshoujiangtatiqilai，pailepaishenshangdetu，yuzhongxinzhangdidao：“hugeduibuqi，fangcaishiwotaichongdongle。neisha，yihouninengbunengduozhuangwojici？”
啊？
虎哥都懵逼了！
fanyingguolai，jimangyaotou。
**，zhuangyiciyibaiwan，tajiushishoufuyexiaofeibuqia！genghekuangkudanghaiyaoaiyixia，pingshigenzhetachixiangheladexiaodicikeshengsiweipu，tahuanga！
qinfanyejuedebuxianshi，zhinengdaxiaoleniantou。yimadedianhuayoulaile，buyongjieyezhidaoshicuicutakuaidianquchifande。
qinfanzhunbeituishangdianpingchelikai，kanzhebeizhuanghuaideche**，huranyouxinzhonglaiqi。zoudaobenchicheqianmengdiyiquanzazaiyinqinggaishang。
hongdeyisheng，yinqinggaizhijietiaoqi，beizadedifangchuxianyigeshenkeng。
hugeheneijigeshouxia，yuanbenduoduosuosuozhanqi，manxinfennudengzhezhaojihuijuantuzhonglai，henhenbaofu。zheiyixiahedetuiyiruan，quandouguile。
qinfanxinmanyizu，dao：“zheixiasuanchepingle。zaijian！”
“neisha，xiaciyoujihui，yidingzaizhuangwoa！”
henkuai，yirenyichexiaoshizaixiaoxiangdeyemuli。
sigeshouxiajianhugehaiguizaidishang，shashadekanzhe，renbuzhuyaoyadao：“zheixiaotuzaizigaisi！”
“huge，bunengzheimesuanle！”
“您说怎么报复？”
hugeyigebazhangshanguoqu，madao：“nicaishixiaotuzaizi！nihaixiangbaofu？nizhidaotazheiyiquandaibiaozheshenmema！”
“womenyudaozhenshen，meibeidasijiusuanshaogaoxiangle！”
“tajiaoshenmelaizhe？qinfanshiba？chuanwomingling，yihoujiandaota，quandouguidijiaoqinyeye！”
shuowanhaiduizheqinfanxiaoshidefangxiang，gonggongjingjingdekelesangetou，kouzhongdahan：“qinyeyezouhao！”
来到姨妈的米线馆。
chifanderenbuduo，xixilaladezuolejizhangzhuozi。yifuzaihouchumenkouchouyan，yimazuozaipangbiansihuyouxinshi。kandaoqinfanzoujinlai，tajimangzhanqilai，lazheqinfandeshoumaiyuanleliangju，ranhoujiuhuitoujiao“laoliu”duanyu。
“姨妈，有事吗？”
qinfanchajueyoudianbuduijing，renbuzhuwendao。
yimachenmoleyixia，huranyanjinghongle，dishengdao：“nidiedangnianliuluodaowomenqinjiatun，gennimakanduileyan。wozheigexiaomeiyeshirenxing，sheiquandoumeiyong，zhiyizhaonidieshangmenzuolenvxu。diernianshengxiani，gangkaishiyijiarenyesuanshihexie......”
“sheizhidaonihaibumansansui，nidieheniniangjinshancaiyao，yiqubuhui。rendoushuotamenshibeilangjidiaozoule，danshibeilangdiaozou，yegaiyougehenji。manshandouzhaobianle，yidianjiaozongyemeiyou。”
“zuijinwolaoshiyanpitiao，zuomengmengjianninianglazhewodeshoushuo，‘dajie，woleng，woe’......”
shuodaozheili，tayanzhongdeleishuibianrenbuzhuliulexialai。
yifuduanzheyipenreqitengtengdesuancaiyuzouguolai，hechidao：“niyoufanbingle！haohaodegenhaizishuozheixiegansha！”
“buguandangchuzenmeku，xiaofanxianzaiyezhangdale，nengziligengsheng。zheixieshangxinshiyihoubuyaozaitile！”
yimacalecayanjing，dao：“xiaofan，niyoukonghuiqu，tiwojinimashaogezhi，tuogefu。”
qinfandianlediantou。suirantaxianzaijuexingleqianshidejiyi，danshijinshengdezaoyu，haishizhanjuzhutide。
taanweidao：“wozhidaoleyima。ninjiaowolaijiuzheixieshima？”
yimapotiweixiao，dao：“yuanbenshixiangshuogaoxingdeshi，zenmeshuodaozheilile......neisha，woshixiangshuo，nixianzaizhangdale，yegaichenggejia。niqulexifu、shengeryunv，nidieniangzaitianyouling，jiukeyianxiele！”
“nijuedegebimaimalatangdewangshendenverzenmeyang？”
qinfanyaranzhidao，yimashuodezhongyaodeshiqing，shirangtaxiangqinde。
wangshendenvertajianguoliangci，zhenggeyixiaotaimei。meiyoujuexingzhiqian，qinfanjuedetajiangfubulezheizhongnvhai；xianzaijuexingle，zheixiaotaimeizaitayanlijiushigexiaohua。
zaishuotaxianzaiyijingyoulaopole。
budengtajieshi，yimaduiyifudao：“laoliu，kuaiqugebijiaowangshenhexiaohuaguolaichifan！jiushuoxiaofanzaizheini！”
yifuxiaoyinyindechuqu，henkuai，daizheyigepangshenzizoulejinlai。
yimajimangdao：“pangshen，xiaohuazenmemeilai。”
wangshenpielepiezui，dao：“zaihuazhuangni。buguowogaosunimenliangkouzi，shiwanjiuxiangquwoxiaohua，zhipabutaigou。wonverkebushiyibanguniang——”
“shenmeshiwan？”qinfanyiwen。
yimashiyanse，rangtabuyaoshuohua。qinfanzhidao，yidingshiyimaxuleduifangshiwankuaidecaili。
zheishiyigelengaodeshengyinchuanlai：“shiwanxianzaigouganshade？xiangquwo，zhishaodebichunyuanliangbaipingqibudedapingceng，waijiayiliangluhu！”
qinfanniutou，kandaoyigetoufawuyanliuse、chuanzheluqizhuang，dazheerdingdeguniang，lengxiaozhezoulejinlai。
wangshenjimangdao：“wonvershuodedui！xiangwonverzheiyangyaomoyangyoumoyang，yaoshencaiyoushencaidemeinv，zhishaodedapingcengjialuhu！”
yimagangadao：“xiaohuakuaizuo，zanmenbianchibiantan！”
xiaohuapiaoleqinfanyiyan，hengdao：“zhangdedaoshihaibucuo，jiushisongledian，worenshidenanren，nagebushibeijingtongtian......shihuagaosuni，wojiushijiwomamianzi，guolaichigefan。woyounanpengyoude，nihaishibuyaoduiwoyoushenmebuqieshijidehuanxiangle。”
qinfankandaoyimaheyifulianshangdegangaheshiwangzhise，lengxiaodao：“diyi，woconglaimeiyouduiniyouguohuanxiang。dier，qishiwo......yijingjiehunle。”
“jiehun？”xiaohuachixiaoyisheng，dao：“nishitingshuowoyounanpengyoule，suoyiduqishuojiehunleshiba？”
“niyigexiaoniuma，bieshuoqubuqixifu，jiushizhenyounvdeyuanyijiani，neirenzhipabushicanji，yeshigeruozhiba！”
huayingangluo，menkouchuanlaiyigeyueerdeshengyin。
“neige，buhaoyisi，daraoyixia。”
hunandexiaofanguanmenkou，zhanzheyigepingtingnvzi。yuanbenjiuxiushendeniuzikuzaigaogenxiedechentuoxia，yuexiandeyishuangtuibizhixiuzhang，xianglianggencongguan。
danhuasedechenyishuzaikuzili，manyaoruliu，kankeyiwo。zaiwangshang，baotalinglong，tianefenjing；lianshangbushifendai，yuzhitiancheng。
tayouxiejujinhexiusedezhanzaimenkou，sihuyishuguangcongtianerjiang，jiangwaimiandeyesedoujizhaolianglejifen。
“nihao，shilaichifandema？kankanchidianshenme！”yifujimangzhanqilaixiaozheshuodao。
yimaxinbuzaiyandedao：“guniang，jinlaizuoba。chishenme，qiangshangdouyou。”
nvzihanxiudaiqiao，miantiandexiao，sihubuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
“linwaner？”xiaohuajingxididengdashuangyan，dao：“nibushilinwanerma？linjiada**，bichunyuanneigemingxingloupanjiushinifuzededuibudui！”
“tianna，nibidianshishanghaipiaoliang！”
“nizenmelaizheilichifan？niyaochishenme，woqingke！”
zheijiangchengyoumingdemingyuan，keshitazheizhongxiaotaimeideouxiang。
linwanerbushuohua，kanxiangleqinfan。
qinfandandandao：“chouxifuzaowanyaojiangongpo，youshabuhaoyiside。jinlaiba！”
“xiaofanbiexiashuo——”yimashunzuihechi。
linwanerxiaolexiao，dao：“ninjiushiyimaba？wotingqinfantiguonin。haiyouyifu。”
“neishenme，wogenqinfanlinglezheng。huranxiangdaohaimeisongtashenmeliwu。erlaokanyitaobichunyuanliangbaipingdedapingceng，waijiayiliangluhuchexingbuxing？”
yimayifuzhangzhezuishuobuchuhualai。
qinfankandaolinwaneryanzhongdeyimojiaoxia，zhidaozheiniuzaojiulaile，shitingdaofangcaipangshenhexiaohuadehua，guyizheimeshuode。
taqixiaole，dao：“woxiexieni！”
“jiranruci，neijiujinlailiaoliaoyihoushengjigehaizi，jiaoshenmemingzi，zainalishangxuedewentiba！”