第二章暴揍叶龙
zhishiyaoshiguyumeiyoudiu，taqunale？
yetianxiangbumingbai，gancuibuxiang，quxianqushitangdafan。
congshitangdahaofan，yetianjiukandaojigeguiguisuisuideshenyingzaimuqindebingfangmenkouzhuanyou，buyouyileng，henkuaitajiurenchuqizhongyidaobeiying，“yelong？”
yelongtingdaoyourenhanta，zhuanguoshenyikan，yuanlaishiyetian。
kandaoyetiandeshihou，yelongbuzijuedeliuluchuyifenyushenjulaideyouyuegan，liankanyetiandeyanshendoufashenglebianhua，haoxiangzhurenkannucaineiyang。
dunledun，zhijianyelongdaizhejigexiaodichaoyetianzoulai，ranhoucaozheyifuzhurendekouwenwendao：“yetian，nimasilemeiyou？”
“你找死！”
yetianliansedunhan，shoushangdequantoubuzijuedewojin。
“wozhaosi？”yelonghenghengxiaolexiao，yanjinglijinshiqingmieyubuxie，
“yetian，nihairenbuqingchuzijidediweima？nizhishiwomenyejiayangdeyitiaogou，erwoqueshiyejiaweilaidezhuren，niganshuowozhaosi？xinbuxinwozaizaininaodaishangkaigepiao？”
yetianshuangmubingleng，gangcaijiushizheigeyelongjitakaipiaode，taxianzaihenbudebazheigeyelongwangsilida，danshitazhidaobuneng，yaoshiyinweizheidianxiaoshidezuiyejia，yiyejiadecaili，henyoukenenghuishoumaineigeyuanyijuanzenggusuijimuqindezhiyuanzhe，daoshihoujiudebuchangshile。
所以，他只能忍！
yelongjianyetianbugandingzui，lianshangdunshizhanfangchudeyidexiaorong，ranhoushuodao：“yetian，nibushixuyaowushiwanma？wokeyijiejini！”
“ni？”yetianlenglexia，chiyiwendao：“ninengzheimehaoxin？”
yelongmeiyoujizheshuohua，ershiteyizhikaineijigegenbanxiaodi，rangtamendaozhuyuanbumenkoushouzhe，ranhoucaidao：“yetian，wotingshuonimenyejiayouyikuaizuchuanguyu，nibaneikuaizuchuanguyujiwo，wojiujieniwushiwan。”
yetianzaicilengleyixia，yelongzenmehuizhidaozuchuanguyudeshi？erqiehaishuonimenyejia？nandaowohetabingbushitongyigeyejiaren？
yetianjuedehenqiguai，buguocongyelongdehuayuzhong，taquededaoyitiaozhongyaodejielun，neijiushizuchuanguyubingmeiyoudiaozaiyejia，buranyelongjueduibuhuilaizheili。
zhishizuchuanguyubushidiule，neiqunale？
“nandaopingkongxiaoshile？”yetianxiangbutong，haoduanduandeguyuzenmeshuoxiaoshijiuxiaoshile？
buguoyanqiandafayelongcaigengzhongyao，zhijianyetianshuodao：“yelong，wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme，shenmezuchuanguyu？wogenbenmeitingshuoguo。”
bieshuoxianzaizuchuanguyuxiaoshibujian，jiushihaizai，tayebukenengbatajiaojiyelong。
“没听说过？”
yelongyizheng，lianshangdexiaorongzhujianshoulian，querdaizhideshiyinxianhenla，zhiwentayiziyidundejinggaodao：“yetian，nizuihaojiwofanglaoshidian，yeyeyijingshuole，guyujiuzainishenshang，niyaoshibubanimenjiadezuchuanbaoyujiaochulai，wozheijiurangyiyuanbanimuqinganchuqu！nixiangxiangnimuqinxianzaideqingkuang，tayaoshilikaileyiyuan，pashihuobuguosantianba！”
“nigan！”yetianyuqibingleng，fangfohaidaizheyisishayi。
“nikanwoganbugan？”yelongyilianbuxie，wanquanbubayetianfangzaiyanli，zhijiantanachushouji，botongleyiyuanyiweizhurendedianhua，“kongzhuren，woshiyelong，mafannibayigejiaozhouyunpeide**ganchuyiyuan......”
“去你的！”
yetianzaiyeezhibuzhuxinzhongdenuhuo，yiquanhenhenzaxiangyelong。
mianduiyetianzheiyiquan，yelongqueshiyilianbuxie，zheigeyetianjijinjiliangtazaiqingchubuguole，buguoshiyigezhihuidusishudeshudaizi，ertayelongjiubuyiyangle，congxiaobujinjieshouwenhuajiaoyu，erqiehaijieshoutinengxunlian，shichulemingdewenwushuangquan，xianrujintayijingshikongshoudaoliuduan，zaitonglingrenzhongjueduideqiaochu，aoshiqunxiong。
raner，haimeidengyelongfanyingguolai，yetiandeneiyiquanyijinghenhenzazaitalianshang。
dunshi，yigujulichuanlai，yelongzhijuedezijideshentidaofeichuqu。
jiulianyetianzijidoubeihedaole，tapingshibingbutaizhuzhongtinengdexunlian，daduoshushijiandouyongzaiwenhuakeshang，shenshouyezhinengshuoyiban，shenzhihaiyaochayixie。
mianduikongshoudaogaoshoudeyelong，qishitabingmeiyourenhebawo，shenzhiyijingzuohaobeiyelongfanouyidundezhunbei，danmeixiangdaozijiyiquanjiubayelongdafeichuqule。
“zenmehuishi？wozenmebiandezheimenengdale？”
yetianjuedebukesiyi，ganjuekendinggenxiaoshideguyuyouguan，youkenengguyubingbushixiaoshile，ershi......beitazijixishoule。
yetiannaohaizhongmaochuzheimeyigehuangtangdexiangfa，yinweitashizaixiangbudaozuchuanguyuqunale。
yelongbeiyetiandafei，shouzaizhuyuanbumenkoudeneijigexiaodilijichongleshanglai，zhiwenyelongpaoxiaodao：“jiwoda，jiwobazheixiaoziwangsilida！”
yetianwolewoquantou，zhunbeigenzheixiejiahuopinming。
buguotaquegaogulezheixiejiahuo，zhijiantayiquanyige，sanxiawuchuerjiubazheijigegenbanxiaodidapaxiale。
“wo......zheimeqiangde？”yetianyilianbukesiyidekanzheshuangquan，taganjuezijiyijingbuzaishiziji，erxianghuanleyigerenside。
yelongyebeiyetianzhenzhule，zheixiaozishenmeshihoubiandezheimenengdale？
piankedezoushen，yetianhenkuaihuiguoshenlai，zhijiantachaoyelongzouqu。
“nibieguolai，wokeshiyejiaweilaidezhuren......”yelongliangundaipa，daizhejigegenbanxiaodihuiliuliudepaolechuqu。
ganzouyelong，yetianxinqingdahao，nahaofanhe，jiuchaobingfangzouqu。
keshi，muqinquebuzaibingfangnei。
yetianzhinengquwenzhentaixunwen，ganghaowenzhentaidezheiweihushishitadaxuedeyiweixuejie，“yutingxuejie，nikandaowomalema？”
“yetiana，gangcainichuquzhihou，nimayechuqule，wowentaquna，tameishuohua，yinggaishiquzhaonileba，nimenmeiyudaoma？”zhouyutinghuidadao。
“meiyou，kenengzouchale，woquzhaozhao。”yetianjimangpaochuzhuyuanbu。
gangdaozhuyuanbumenkou，jiutingdaoyourenhandao：“yourentiaolou。”
jiezheyetianjiukandaoyidaorenyingcongtamianqianzhuiluo，pengdeyishengzadaopangbiandecaodishang。
“妈？”
yetianlenglengdikanzhedaozaixuebozhongdemuqin，tazenmeyemeixiangdaotiaoloudejuranshizijidemuqin。