kanzhelingtianyushoulidebafenhunshu，tangzhengyaolaolianheichengmeitan。
“heng，nishifuhuozheshitangmouhuoxuhaiyoujifenjidan。dannishifuyijinglaosi，tangmouhaipaniyigewumingxiaozufanchulanghualaibucheng？”
xinliyiheng，tangzhengyaojuedingjianghuoshuidongyin。tangjiazuoweizhubin，buyitaiguo，fouzezhihuichengweixiaobing。
takeshizhidao，zicongnverjinghongyipiehou，luochengzheixienianqingjunjieyigaihuatianjiudidezuofeng，zhiweipeideshangnver。
gulideyanshenzaisidajiazudenianqingrenshenshangyisao。
tangsiminlianseyijing，taruhebuzhifuqindeyongyi。lingtianyuzhihaoleta，tayijingganenbujin。lingtianyushouru，takuijiu。ruoshizairanglingtianyudezuisidajiazu，wuyishibitarusidi。
biekanzheixierenkanzhedaomaoanran，kesidixiadoushichirenbutugutoudelang。
“ba，shinidayingwojiajilingtianyude，nizenmenengdangzhongfanhui？renwuxinbuli，nicengjiaodaowomenxiongmei，zuorenyaozhientubao。nizenmenengweileliyi，erwangenfuyi。”
lingtianyuyiwaidepiaoleyiyantangsiminyiyan，xianshidetangjiaren，nandechulezheimeyigenvzi。
benjiunuhuozhongshaodetangzhengyaodunshinaoxiuchengnu，menghedao“tashifuyijingsile，rensizhaixiao，wotangjiaqiandeshitashifu，bushita。”
huagangchukou，tangzhengyaoyishidaodacuotecuo。
binkemenyipiancuoe，renzuipadejiushibeishangwangenfuyidemaming。suishuozhientubaoderenbuduo，danqinkouchengrenqueshilingyihuishi。
lingtianyufennudemuguangyiyang，longyounilin。talingtianyukeyixixiaorenjian，yekeyichenghuneijigeshifuweilaojiahuo，danjigelaojiahuozaixinlidediwei，jueduiwurennengbi。
“woshifutalaorenjiashiqushile，danhaiburongnizaicibianditalaorenjia。bofu，nibiewangle，meiyoutalaorenjia，jiumeiyoujinridetangjia。”
dichendeyuqiruyouyitoujijianggongjideyeshou。
“huangmiu，benshaobuzhinishifutixieletangjiaduoshao，dantangjiakeshizaitangbofudekuxinjingyingxiacairurizhongtiande，qinengshinishifudegonglao。”
shuohuazhiren，laiziluochengzhaojia，naishizhaojiaqingjinquanlipeiyangdejichengren，xingzhaodongcheng。
zhaodongchengyikaikou，qitajiazudefushaolianseyileng，ananhouhuizijizenmejiufanyingzheimeman，rangzhaodongchengqianglexian。
binkezhongdesidajiazuzhangduorenmiansebuyi，zhaojiazhangduorenxisemianlu，xianranduierzidebiaoxianfeichangmanyi。
tangsiminzuidanyoudehuamianhaishichuxianle，jimangzailingtianyuerbianqingshengdao“cirenjiaozhaodongcheng，shizhaojiadedizhangzi，weirenzhishuang，hesanjiaojiuliudachengyipian，danzuishijichou。nibuyaozaichushengle，woshitangjiaren，tabugantaifangsi。”
lingtianyuyileng，tayouzheimeruo，xuyaoyigenvrenbaohu？zheishiguanhuzheguoshideshifu，qinengjiashouyuren？
tangsiminzhengyilianduibuqinidebiaoqingshi，sheizhilingtianyukeyifangdaleshengyinhengdao“shenme，nishuozheihuoshigecaobao，gaicaijiucai？”
啥？
binkemengengshimudengkoudai，zheixiaozizhenshigelengtouqinga，jurangandangzhongmazhaodongchengshicaobao，zheibushishouxinggongshangdiaoxianmingzhangme。
gangcaihainaonubeizhaodongchengqianglexiandeneixieren，ananzuijiaoshangyang，jieshixingzailehuo。
zaichangdezhaojiarenjiemianheirutie，gengbieshuoshizhaodongchengle。
zhaodongchengyanzhongshanguoyidaomingxiandeshaji，haiweishuohua，jiutingtangsimindao“zhaoshao，lingtianyubushiyouxinde，kanzaiwodemianzishang，zhaoshaobuyaowangxinliqu。”
“haha，jiransiminniqiuqing，benshaohaibuzhiyugenyigewumingxiaozuyibanjianshi。benshaomaitangjiayigemianzi，zhiyaotaguixiajibenshaoketoudaoqian，zaijianghunshuhaijitangbofu，benshaojiudangtachicuoyaole，buyutaweinan。”
“woyejisiminmianzi，zhiyaonijiwoguixiadaoqian，wobudani，ruhe？”
tangsiminhaiweishuohua，lingtianyuyilianzhenchengdeshengyinchuanlai。
第七章小心家法伺候
tangsiminanhuyisheng“wanle”，mianheirutiedezhaodongchengshajilinlin，jishizhangzhetangjiazhiweizanshiyaxiaqu，duilingtianyudebaofu，yejuebuhuitaijiu。
shikeshabukeru，genghekuangshiwudajiazuzhiyi。zhaojiasuishiwudajiazudemoliu，danshili，yejuebukexiaoqu。
“tangbofu，wanbeibenbugaizaitangjiadeyanhuishangreshi，dancizimuwuzunzhang，gengbudongzhinanertui，wanbeiruoshirenyoutasiyiwuru，chuanlechuqu，shirenbujinxiaowozhaojiaruanruo，genghuixiaotangjiabeiyiwumingzhibeixuanbinduozhu。”
zhaodongchengjuebushicaobao，xiangfanxinjihenzhong，zheihuajizhanjuledayi，youpengletatangzhengyao。
“haha，xianzhishuodenalihua。buguolingtianyubudongdachangmian，haiwangxianzhishouxialiuqing。”
tangsiminbeiaidekanzheyanqiandeqinshengfuqin，zheishichedipaoqilelingtianyu，gengbujijiaotazheigenvershifouhuihenta。
“wozaogaimingbaide，weilejiazuliyi，nikeyixishengrenheren，jibianzheigerenshinideqinshengnver。”
tangzhengyaodemoren，jisuiletangsimindexinnian。cadiaobuzhengqideleihen，baoqilingtianyudegebo，dahoudao“lingtianyushiwodezhangfu，sheiruoganqilingwodezhangfu，jiushiwotangsimindesidi。”
嘶！
wurenganhuaiyitangsiminzheijuhuadeliliang，zhiyaotangsiminshouwoziben，yitadenengli，zhenyaogensheisike，juebuhaoshou。
dangedajiazudehoubeixiangdebuzhizheixie，ershijidu。
yigegeyanshenzhalie，henbudehuihuanshenshu，jiangzijihuanchenglingtianyu。rucimeinv，qinengrangzheigeyiqiongerbaideshazixiedu。
lingtianyuyileng，kanzhetangsiminjiandingdejueran，buzhishigaigandonghaishigaifaku。
dezhizijiyoubafenhunyueshi，tajiumeiyouxiangguoyongyou。youaiqingzuojichudehunyinsuibuyidingmeiman，danmeiaiqingdehunyinyidingbuhuimeiman，zheicaishitatuihundezhuyin。
zhaodongchenglianseyibai，tasuiranshibeijujuetiqinzhezhiyi，danyuqitashibaizhedejiyuyujiazuliyibutong，tashizhendeaishanglezheigenvren。
dezhitangjiadayingleshengchengdarenwudetiqin，zhaodongchenghedemingdingdazui，yitiaomingzuisilebantiao。
jiuxingzhihou，shenzhizuoleyixieanpai，dasuanzaitangsiminchengqinzhiqiangandiaotadeweihunfu，daizhetangsimintaoliluocheng，quguoxianyunyehedeyinjushenghuo。
tangsiminweihulingtianyuerfadushi，wuyiyuduoqizhihen，zhaodongchengquantouyiwo，nuchidao“lingtianyu，ninandaozhinengduozainvrenshenhou？nizheiyangdefeiwu，ruhepeideshangtangxiaojie。”
“zhaodongcheng，nizhendangbenguniangbuganyuzhaojiaweidibucheng？niruozaixiurulingtianyu，benguniangjuebudaying。”
tangsiminyouyiciweihu，bizhiqiangengjianding，zhaodongchengxinshangdenanyihuxi，lenglengdedingzhelingtianyu。
doushizheigefeiwu，yiwusuoyou，tapingshenmeyingdetangsimindefangxin？
sheizhi，lingtianyufeidanbulihuizhaodongchengdenuhuo，fanerxixiaozhetaiqishouzhang，diaokandao“haha，siminguofenlea。niruciqiangnanrendefengtou，xiaoxinhuijiajiafasihou。”
haihao，shouzhangmeiyoupaixiaqu。kejibianruci，yerangyibangnianqingjunjierenweixinzhongnvshenshoudaodianwu，henbudejiangzheigeezeicuoguyanghui。
扑！
tangsiminbuzhishixiulehaishibeiqideshuobuchuhualai，biehongleliandengzhelingtianyu。
zheizaiwairenkanlai，queshiliangrendaqingmaqiao，shenzhirenwei，tamendenvshenyijingbeizhugongle。