第5章
shijieshangzuinanfanyuedeshan，bushiximalayashan，ershilaozishudaoshan！
chuanyunvhaiwenrougongshidoufengyouweiduzhanshierdou，qitachuanyunvhaidaoqianliangdou。
erchenmorenwei，genfengyouweitongyangchushengyuchuanyudezhaikexin，kongpadedaoqianshierdou。
zhaikexincishifeichangzixin，bijingzheimeduonianle，chenmoshenmeniaoxingtaqingqingchuchu。
tagaoangzhetou，zhuanguoshenqu，bujichenmozhenglian。
burangtakanziji，shiduitadechengfa！
“三！”
“二！”
“一！”
zhaikexinzixinzhuanshen：“zhidaocuolejiu......e......”
raner，zhaikexinjingyadefaxian，yiwangbaishibailingde「laozishudaoshan」，jintianjuranshilingle。
yaozhidao，yiwangzaitashudaoerdeshihou，chenmozaojiuzhejimanghuodepaodaozijimianqian，aiqiudaoqianle！
今天是怎么了？
zhaikexinqideduojiao：“chenmo！！！wozhendehuiyigeyuebulinide！！！womeigennikaiwanxiao！！！”
chenmoshenquyizhan，yifujingkongdeyangzi：“yi......yizhenggeyuebuliwo？shizhendezhengzheng31tian，sigebanxingqi，744gexiaoshibuliwoma？xinxinnibushizaikaiwanxiaoba？”
zhaikexinzheicaizuijiaoweiqiaodao：“meicuo！zhidaopa......”
“那可太好了！”
chenmopaizhedatuixinxiruokuangdao：“bu，yigeyueketaishaole，nizuihaoa，shiyongyongyuanyuandoubieliwo！”
翟可欣顿时呆住了。
zhouweidetongxueyedouqieqiesiyuleqilai。
zenmejintianzheitiangouzhuanxingle？
yankanzhezhaikexinyoudianerxiabulaitai，songzhejimangkaikoudao：“xinxin，chenmojiushijiduwogennizoudetaijin，suoyiyoudianerxiesidilile。”
“chenmo，nibiewuhui，wogenxinxinzhendezhishihaopengyou。ruguonijuedebangwojiejuedixuetangdewentirangnibukaixinle，neiwoyihoudoubuhuimafannile。”
zhaikexinzhuazhusongzhedeshoushenqingyuzhiduiwang，ranhoufennudedengxianglechenmo：“nikankanrenjiasongzhe，taxuruochengzheiyangle，daoxianzaidouzaiweinishuohaohua！nizaikankanni！luanchishenmefeicu？zhenrangrenexin！”
chenmobiyidao：“songzhe，woyiqianzhitingshuoguolvchabiao，daolejintianwocaizhidao，yuanlaihaiyoulvchahana！xingle，shouqinizheifuzuozuodezuilianba。
zhidaodeshinidixuetangle，buzhidaodehaiyiweinideqianliexianaile。”
tanshukandaozheiyimu，zhijierenbulele，ziyiweishidezhuchigongdao：“bushi，chenmo，nizenmehuishia？songzhetongxuexianzaishengbingle，rangnibangdianxiaomangzenmele？nixinyanzenmebizhenyanhaixiaoa？”
“neinizenmebuqua？nigensongzhebuyeshitongxuema？erqienimendeguanxikebiwohaoduole。”chenmolengxiaodao。
zheigetanshuyebushishenmehaodongxi。
shangyishichenmoweilejiejinzhaikexin，jiletadeshiyoujianguimidetanshuhualehenduoqian。
kezixixiangxiang，zheigetanshucongshizhizhongyidianmangmeibangshangbushuo，haiyizhiduizijilengchaorefengde。
shenzhishangyishitayinweigenzhaikexinguanxihao，yibiyejiujinlechenshijituandangyingxiaobujingli。
gangyijingongsi，tanshujiutonglegedalouzi，qingletazuixihuandetuokouxiunvyanyuandaiyangongsimingxiadedianshangpingtai，jieguoyinweineigenvtuokouxiuyanyuandefumianxinwen，daozhiyonghuliushile1000duowan，gujiadielejishigeyi。
tanshuhaoxiaodao：“baituo，zheishinifenneideshiqing，woweishenmeyaoqu？”
“wofenneideshiqing？”chenmoyexiaole：“tayoubushiwoerzi，zenmejitamaitianpinchengwofenneideshile？”
低血糖算哪门子病？
shangyishitadouyaobingsile，yemeijianzheiqunrenguolaiguanxinziji。
tanshudengzhechenmo：“nishixinxinjiadexiaren，niquanjiadoushixinxinyanghuode，nigaozhongsanniandexuefeiheshenghuofeidoushixinxinjide！niyigexiaren，qujizhuzipaotuimaidongxi，zheinandaobushifenneidema？”
chenmomeimaoyitiao：“nibutizheishierwodoukuaiwangle。zhaikexin，nizijishuo，daodizanmenliangsheicaishixiaren？！”
zhaikexinxinligedengyixia，xinshuo，tanshuzheigechunhuo，tizheigezuoshenme？wanyirangbierenzhidaowobushihaomenqianjinlezenmeban？
“chenmo，ninaogoulemeiyou？！”
zhaikexinnuheyisheng，bachenmoladaoyibian，dishengdao：“chenmo，wojintianyijingyierzaizaiersanderennile，wojinggaonibuyaozaizuoyaole！fouze......”
“fouzezenyanga？”chenmoxixuedewendao。
“fouze，wochengfanizheiyizhenggexueqidoubunengjiwomaizaocan！”zhaikexindengzheyanlenglengdao。
“噗~~~~”
陈默都气笑了。
xiaozhaikexin，yexiaoshangyishideziji。
yuanlai，bulihuizhanv，bujizhanvmaizaofan，duiyuzhaikexineryanjuransuanshiduizijidechengfa！
“nia，zheibeizidoubiexiangzaichishangyidunwomaidezaocanle。haiyoushenmexiangshuodema？meiyoudehua，jiugendajiajieshiyixiaba。”
chenmoshuangshoubaobei，lengmodao。
“chenmo，nijintianzenmele？chicuoyaolema？wobaituoninengbunengxianggezhengchangnanrenyiyanggenwohaohaoshuohua？”zhaikexinqihuhudao。
shenmeshihouchenmoganzheimegentashuohuale？
erchenmoyechediwuyule。
guizheshuohuataijiule，dangnixiangzhanqilaishuohuale。
哎！
zhanzhederenbuleyile，haijuedenibuguizheshuohuajiubushizhengchangnanren！
“woxianzaihenzhengchang，faneryizhiyilaidaofantiangang，bashenshianwotoushangdenicaishibuzhengchang。neimexianzai，zhaixiaojie，qing！ni！ji！da！jia！jie！shi！shei！cai！shi！xia！ren！”
chenmoyiziyidun，kengqiangyouli，yanshenwubijianyi。
zhaikexinpachenmozainaoxiaqu，zhinengyanfandao：“xinglexingle，woyihouburangnijiazhemaidongxi，zongxingleba？”
zhaikexinzhidao，meiyourenheyigenanrenhuiyuanyijiqingdimaidongxi。
chenmoderennaidaolejixianle，buyuanyile，zheiyehenzhengchang。
“教官来了！”
有人喊了一嗓子。
zhaikexindenglechenmoyiyan，lenghengdao：“chenmo，zheishinizizhaode，congxianzaikaishi，yigeyue，nixiuxiangrangwolini！xiwangninengduojianchiliangtian！”
suoyourenlieduizhanhao，dingzhedataiyangjixujunxun。
zhibuguomeiyoulechenmodeqiaokelihexueyanwo，buguangsongzhe，lianzhaikexindouyoudianzaobuzhule，shentishifennanshou。
tazaitizhengbudeshihou，henhendewanlechenmoyiyan，zheiyici，tashizhendeshengqile！
dengchenmolaidaoqiandeshihou，tahuirangchenmozhidaozhidaolihai！
junxunjieshuhou，zhaikexinhesongzhedelianseyijingnankandaolejidian，lianshuohuadeliqidoumeiyoule。
zheishifengyouweiqieshengshengdezouleguolai，baneidaiziqiaokeliheyanwodidaolezhaikexinmianqian：“zhaitongxue，ni......nimoyaoshengchentongxuedeqi......dongxijini......nimenhehaoba......”
zhaikexintaitoukanleyiyanzibeidaoleguzilidefengyouwei，youkanlekantashoulideqiaokeliheyanwo，turanyibazhangdazailetashoushang。
砰！
daizidiaozaidishang，zhuangxueyanwodejingmeibolipingsuileyidi，qiaokeliyesanluozaileyetiyusuibolizhali。
“nigeguaitaizhuangshenmelanhaorena？bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nigaozhongjiudangguoxiaosan！
wogaosuni，chenmoneigetiangoushiweileyinqiwodezhuyicaibadongxijinide！
burannagexiazihuisongqiaokelijinizheizhongchoubaguaixiaosan？！”