第4章 我都要被这狗粮撑饱了

luoqiaokandaozheixieren,tingdaozheixietiwen,liansedunshiyinchenleqilai,danmodeyanshensaoguotamen。

xiaqiyebeiqidelianhong,tanaonudeshuo:“qingnimenbuyaoluanshuo,zheijianshishiyourenxianhaiwomengongsideyiren。”

“neiqingwenweishenmedangshirenlufandaomuqianweizhimeiyouxianshen?”

“qingwenshibushitaxinxu?suoyibuganchulaihuidawomendewenti?”

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luoqiaolengyankanzhetamen,lianseyufahanleng。shuran,tabinglengdeshengyinkaikoudao:“wenwanle?shiqingzhenxiangdaodizenmeyangdaoshihouwomengongsiziranhuijigongzhongyigejiaodai。danruguonimenzaishiqingzhenxianghaiweiqingchuzhiqian,fachubushidebaodao,womengongsiyouquanzhuijiunimendefalvzeren。”

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tamenkedoushishoudaoshangtoutongzhide,bixujiangzheijianshinaodeyuelaiyueda。

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tapaipaitadejianbang,shuo:“xiaqi,buyongshengqi。”

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luoqiaoweiweiyixiao,anweita:“buji,zonghuiyoujiejuedebanfa。xingle,womenquchidiandongxi。”

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优幽客甜品店里。

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erguxuyehuanshouyongzhuleta,liangrendejudongkanqilaijingshiruciziran。

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taqidexiongkouqifu,turanyijiaochuaizailechemenshang。

“fuck!”luoqiaofennudezhoumayisheng。

tazhiyaoxiangqizailaidelushang,xiaqitanqitashilianshangtianmidexiaorong,xinlijiushiyiteng。