第1章

“laopo,jinwanhuijiama?”

zhibohudongcaifangqian,shibaxiannvxingshenlizhoudeshoujilichuanlainanrenxingganyonglandedixiaosheng。

全场呆若木鸡。

shenlizhoushushiwudu,piaoliangdemeitoujinzhou,yuqilizangbuzhudenuyi:“nizaizheiyangwojiubaojingle,wohuinaqifalvdewuqibaohuziji!”

tachenzhelianguaduandianhua,kanxiangmeitiwunailuchuweixiao:“buhaoyisi,sishengdesaoraodianhua。”

“……zheiyanga,”zhuchirenbeizheichaquhechuyishenlenghan,lianmangxiaozhezhaobudao,“lijielijie,henduoyirenjingchangshoudaosishengfandedarao……buguozheigesishengdeshengyinyoudianershu。”

shenlizhouxiaodehenwunai:“yongbianshengqiba,yekenengtasaoraoderentaiduole。”

“zheixiesishengtaichangkuangle,yaozhuyianquan!”

shenlizhouxiaozhecaifangjieshu,huidaoxiuxishili,congjingjirenshoulinahuishouji,zaigangganglaidianbeizhuwei“q”dehaomabodaguoqu。

tingtonglihenkuaichuanlainanrenyonglandeshengyin:“songtaitai。”

shenlizhouganggangzaicaifangxiaodeduomingmei,cishijiuyouduoyaoyaqiechi:“songjingqi,niguyideshima?nimingmingzhidaowozaizhibocaifang!”

zheicicaifangduitahenzhongyao,zuoweiyigechudaoyinianzuoyoudexinrenyanyuan,nengjiedaodadaoyanxinxijiaoseshiduoshaorenmengmeiyiqiude。

songjingqixiaodesanman:“taitaishuodeshenmehua,womangzheni,nayoushijiankantaitaizhibo。”

shenlizhouqidexiangchuita:“nishaozaiwomianqianbiaoyan。”

songjingqimantiaosilidao:“lunbiaoyannanengbideguotaitai,xianzaijiyigesaoraonidesishengdadianhua,zheiheshima?”

“……”shenlizhoumeitoudouledou,“ganggangzaineimeduomeitimianqian,ruguobuxiangrangzhongrenzhidaowoliangdeguanxi,dashaoyehaishijiazheweibayouzhedianbijiaohaoni。”

“butinghaoma?”songjingqilanyangyangdeshengyindaizhemanbujingxindexiaoyi,“rangbierenzhidaoshibaxiannvmingxingqishishisongjiashaonainai,zheiyihouzaiyulequan,budehengzhezou?”

“biezhuangle,”shenlizhoumeirenzhuxiaochulesheng,“sheibuzhidaobiqiwo,dashaoyepashimeitiandouzaidaojishishuzheshenmeshihoulihunba。”

“taitaizhenshishanzhangdaodayipa。”songjingqizhuangmozuoyangtanqi,“bierenshiwangfushi,jiuwoyigetangtangdesongjiadashaoye,jiegehunchenglewangqishi,zheixianghuama?”

沈梨舟:“……”

还装!

taqideyaoguaduandianhua,jiutingdaosongjingqishuo:“nainaimingtianyaolaiqingyuefukanwomen,taitaikebiewanglehuijia。”

shenlizhoushoushangdongzuoyijiang:“……zhidaole。”

“qingyuefu”shitagensongjingqidehunfang,bannianqiandeyizhihunyue,jiangbeichenglianggehuxiangkanbushunyanderenkunbangzaiyiqi,fangfoshiyichangshengdadexiaohua。

zaishenlizhoufanzaozhehuiquyouyaogensongjingqishangyanxiangqinxiangaideximashi,tadejingjirenqiuhekuangfengyibanjuanlejinlai:“buhaolebuhaole,ganggangdecaifangshangresoule,shuonibeirenbaoyangle!reduhaizaibiaosheng!”

沈梨舟:“……”

douguaisongjingqineigegoudongxi!

qiuhe:“wangdaoneibiandadianhuaguolaibawochoumayidun,panidefumianxinwenhuiyingxiangtadexinju!”

沈梨舟:“……”

songjingqiguoranshitazheibeizizuidadekexing!

jingjirenqiuhetoudoudale:“nizheigehaoburongyidelaidejiaosebenlaijiuhushidandande,zheichulibuhaopashiyaodiaole!”

沈梨舟:“……”

resoushangyikaishihaishisishengsaoraowenti,kejianjiande,douchenglebaoyang,chuandeyoumoyouyangde,yuyanyulie,shuobeihoumeiyourenzaicaozuoyindaotadoubuxin。

“gongsineibianshuoxianbieqingjuwangdong,zheizhonghuatirongyifajiao,congyingxiaohaoneibianmailaidexiaoxi,yinggaishixingyugongsineibianyourenyaogaoni!”

“……xingyuyule?”shenlizhoutingdaozheijigezi,luozaishoujikanshangresoudetaturantaiqiyanjing,“niqueding?”

qiuhebeitazheifanyingnongdeyileng:“zenme,niyougenxingyuqixiayirenyoushenmeguojiema?”

songjingqizheigewang!ba!dan!

shenlizhouzhijiedacheshaqutagongsi,jieguobeiqiantailanxialai:“buhaoyisi,qingwenniyouyuyuema?”

“meiyou,woyaozhaosongjingqi,”shenlizhoushenhuxirangzijilengjing,ranhouchongqiantaishuo,“mafanrangtazijixialai。”

qiantaichadianxiaochusheng,xiangzheizhongdabandehuazhizhaozhanguolaigongsizhaosongjingqiderentajianduole,meigedoujuedezijishitebiede,zongyiweizijinengdaohuodedashaoyedeqinglai。

“buhaoyisi**,meiyouyuyuewomenbunengfangnishangqu,”qiantaiguazhezhiyeweixiao,“womensongzonghenmangde。”

“shenme?”nulirangzijilengjingdeshenlizhouhaishibukesiyidixiaole,“wojiantahaiyaoyuyue,shenmeshihouzheimedadelianle?”

qiantailianseyibian:“**,qingnizhuyiyanci!”

taturanbagaodeshengyin,yinlaiqitarenzhumu。

qitarenfenfentantouyilun:“zheisheia,yetaibazijidanghuishileba,tabuzhidaozheishishenmedifangma?yeganlaisaye!”

“dailemojingkanbuqing,danyoudianyanshu,buhuishinagemingxingba?”

“zheixiexiaomingxingyitiantiandejiuxiangzhezoujiejing,yiweipingjiezijidejifenzisejiunengdashangsongjiadashu,zhenshiyixiangtiankai!”

zhongrenzhizhidiandiandeshengyinchuanrushenlizhouerduoli:“baoanni?ganshenmechide?haibukuaibataganchuqu!”

shenlizhoubuxiangyinqimeibiyaodemafan,gangcongbaolitaochushoujishi,turanchuanlaiyishengjinghu:“shao——!”

duifangdezuichazhuleche:“……shen**!”

shenlizhoutaitoukanshisongjingqizhuli:“jiangtezhu。”

jiangtezhumanlianxiaorong:“shao……shen**zenmelaile,shiyoushenmeshima?”

taxiao,shenlizhouyexiao:“woyaojiansongjingqi。”

“songzongta……”jiangtezhuyuyanyouzhi,youxiaozhejitayinlu,“shen**,ninqing。”

shenlizhoucaizhexixidegaogenxiewangzhidasongjingqibangongshidezhuanshudiantizouqu,liuxiadatingliyuanbenxiangkanxirujinqueyilianmangrandeguanzhong,nikankanwo,wokanni。

jiangtezhuwuxiagujizheixie,bashenlizhousongjindiantihou,jiuganjinjisongjingqifaxiaoxi。

tayuanbenxianggensongjingqishuo:“shaoye,shaonainaiyilianshayidilaigongsixiangjianni!”

keshenlizhousudutaikuai,talaibujixixiangjiucongmangfaguoqu:“shaoye,shaonainaishuotaxiangni!”

waibianzaixiayu,yewandeqiwenyegenzhexiajiang。

shenlizhoushenshangzhichuantiaolvsediaodaiqun,congdiantizouchuqushi,beichuangwaichuijinlaidefengdongdeshoubeishangqilexixiaodegeda。

tawangsongjingqibangongshizouqu,yibatuikaimen:“songjingqi——”

jiuzheishi,waibian“huala”yizhenfengshengxiang,yuanbenmingliangdesizhoushunjianheilexialai。

zheituruqilaidebiangulingshenlizhoujiangzaiyuandi,gangyaotaochushoujizhaodengshi,heianlituranshenchulaiyizhishou,jiangtalaleguoqu——

“……ni!”shenlizhouheyitiao,xixidegaogenxiejingbuzhuduifangyila,zhenggerenjiuliangqiangdaoguoqu,luojinyigedaizhedandanboheweidehuaili,“wu……”

zuichunturanbeirenduzhu,shenlizhounaodaixianruyipiankongbai,zhengzhazhexiangtuikaita:“song……jingqi,ni……”

nanrencangjingyoulideshouyibalouzhutaxizhaideyao,jiangtatuijinqiheidebangongshili——