第2章 回家啃老不香吗

yiqianjialirendoushuotaxiaoxinyan,sheiqifutatadouyaobaofuhuiqu,suoyixianzaitayebudasuangaizheixingzi,taguoqufuchudesuoyou,douhuiyidiandiancongwuhongcaishenshangtaohuilai!

jiudangshixiubutaneixinbeichuodeshanghenleileidedifang……

chexiaweiqundiuzaidishang,yehuanzhulianyifudoumeihuanjiuzouchulebieshu。

hongsefalalihongmingzhetingzaibieshumenkoushi,yehuanzhuzhengdunzaimenlangqian,shoulinazheyigendianrandexiangyan。

“xinglebiexiershouyanle,zhidaonibuhuichou。”

jiashizuoshangdaizhemojingdeshuaigedabuzoulai,yibaduoguotashoulideyandiuzaidishangnianmie,taqizhiyouxiediaoerlangdang,gaotingbilianghewanmeichunxingyuyehuanzhuyoujifenxiangsi。

yehuanzhutaitou:“sange。”

“haizhidaojiaosange,zheimejiubulianxi,yitiaoxiaoxiguolaiwoshiqifenzhongjiugandaole,ganbugandong?”

yeluochenhengleyisheng,jiangyehuanzhucongdishangfuqilaisaijinfujiashi。

shunshourouleroutadetoufa。

叶幻竹鼻子一酸。

weilehewuhongcaijiehuntahejialinaofan,sannianlaihenshaolianxi,dantazhidaogegemenyizhizaianzhongchushoubangta,xianzaiyeshiyiyang,tazhudongtachuyibu,sangejiuhuiyuanliangta。

yibianfadongyoumen,yeluochenyibianshenshou,xiangshipaixiguaneiyangpailepaiyehuanzhudenaodai。

“sangeniganma?”yehuanzhujijiangduokuangerchudeyanleishunjianbielehuiqu。

“kankanninaozilideshuihaizaibuzai。”yeluochenguzuoyansu,“haoxiangmeineimeduole。”

yehuanzhudengletayiyan,congxiaohesangehuqiangdetadiyicimeiyoufanbo。

“lianainaoqueshisile。”xujiuhoutashuo。

wuhongcaidaizhemudejiejinta,tabushibuzhidao。

keneishidetataimiren,yijuyidongdougewaitiexin,liantadeshengliqidoulaolaojizhu,zhunshisongshanghongtangshui,tabeimizhule,buguantayoushenmemude,zhiyaoaita,jiugoule。

shenzhiweiletafangqiletaiduo,buxixishouzuogengtang,zuoyigejiatingzhufu。

dantajintiandezuilian,rangtachedixinsi!yechediqingxing!

“huijiama?”yeluochenkanletayiyan,yemeizaikaiwanxiao,yanshenlimanshiguanqie。

“suanle……”yehuanzhutankouqi,hejialinaofanzhihoutahenjiudoumeihuiqule,xianzaibeichuguihuiliuliupaohuiqu,tahaimeizuohaodiurendezhunbei。

“xing,buhuijia,dainiqugehaodifang。”

yeluochenliezuixiaoxiao,jiakuaichesu。

henkuai,chezitingzaiyichujiejiao。

buyuanchu,miwujiubadezhaopaiyishanyishan,yeluochenchuileshengkoushao:“gegeshibushihendongni?”

hewuhongcaizaiyiqizhiqianyehuanzhushijiubachangke,danjiehunzhihouta‘keshoufudao’zaiyemeilaiguozheizhongchanghe。

cikechulexinlibaiganjiaojizhiwai,haiyouxieyinyindejidong。

“走吧!”

genzhesangejinlejiuba,shuxidekazuohaizai,yehuanzhushuliandidianletayiqianzuiaidejiweijiu,yikoumenxiaqu,haishidangniandeweidao。

yibeijiezheyibei,tahedeyanquanfahong,jibianjiuyiyijingshangtou,xindihaishihenchenzhong。

“我去洗手间。”

yaoyaohuanghuangqishen,tajujuelesangedechanfu,chaoxishoujiandefangxiangzouqu。

chulaishitougengyunle,tafuzheqiangzouluyiranyouxiebuwen,shenziyiwai,ganghaozhuangzailuguodenanrenshenshang。

“抱歉……”

huaweichukou,jiaonenchunbanjiubeimuzhidizhu,nanrenwozhuyehuanzhudejian,fanshenjiangtayazaileqiangshang。

yehuanzhumengranqingxing,zhengyaotixifanji,quezaikandaonanrendelianshilengzhu。

“楚骁寒?”

sannianbujian,jiyilirutongdingliuxiaoshengneizhanglianduolejifenchengshunanrendeweidao,xiandegengyoumeili,shensuiyanmoulaolaodingzaiyehuanzhulianshang,yanshenquebutaiduijing。

cejingturanchuanlaiyizhenliangyi,shinanrenxiaozhishangdeweijiechudaoyehuanzhuerxia,suihouzhijiexiuzhangdedashouyiluxiangxia,tanxiangtayijinli。

nanrenxiukoukaizhe,shenshangshenheichenshanlvexianlingluan,xiongqianhaiyouxiexuchaoshi,touchuyinyindexiongjixiantiao。

dagaiweilelengjingxiguolelian,kexixiaoguobujia。

“chuxiaohan!niqingxingyidian!”

yonglizhuazhunanrendeshoufangzhitajinyibuzuoluan,yehuanzhupanduantayinggaishizhongleyao。

cuzhonghuxidazaitacelian,quewutaiduojiuqi,anhongyanshendingshangtachunban,zhihoujiucoujinguolai。

“wu!”yehuanzhujimangzhuantou,meixiangdaonanrenjuranyikouyaozailetalianshang!

“ni……”taqideyaoming,taishoufankang,dannanrenqingshenshangqian,rangtawuchuzhengzha。

dashoutanxiangyaojian,zhenzhensumaganruchudianyiban,yehuanzhujiannantaishou,zhijianhenhenchuoxiangchuxiaohanyaofujianjichuxuewei。

tengtongrangtahoutuiyibu,suihouyehuanzhuyouanxiangtaxiongqianxuewei,zhongyu,nanrenyandichihongsanqu,yanshenzhujianbiandeqingming。

“qingxingle?”yehuanzhuchuanzheqiwen。

tamenyinweineigenvrennaobaizhihousannianduodoumeizaishuohua,meixiangdaozaijianmianjuranshizheizhongchangjing。

chuxiaohansihubujidegangcaifashengshenme,zaikandaoyehuanzhudeshunjianliansejiuchenlexialai,binglengyanshenluozaitalianshang,youkanxiangtayizhesuiyidewaitao,chunjiaogouqichaofenghudu。

“nihaiganchuxianzaiwomianqian。”

yehuanzhufanlegebaiyan,tazhendeyinggaibagangcaidezoulangjiankongdiaochulaipaizaichuxiaohanlianshang!rangtakankandaodishisheizhudong!

yiyanbufadasuanlikai,dangangzhuanshen,shenceyouxiangqinanrenlengyingsangyin。

“buhuihaohaochuanyifuma?”

ditoukanqu,yehuanzhuzheicaifaxianzijilingkoubuzhiheshikaile,xianranshigangcaichuxiaohannongde!

xianzaihaihaoyisichaofengta?

shizairenbuzhu,tazhuantouzhijiechaotabilegezhongzhi:“nihaohaoxiangxianggangcaifashengleshenmeba!wodengnidaoqian!”

“huangedifangjixuba?”

huidaokazuo,sangezhudongwenyehuanzhu。

takanchutahedebukaixin,meiyouduoquanshenme,bijingbeizhazheizhongshiyebushikaijiejijujiunengguoqude。

“suanle,genisongwohuijiaba。”yehuanzhulanlandishuo,chuxiaohanzaizheijiajiuba,tabuxiangzailiuzaizheili。

“yehao,songnihuidonghuyuan?”yeluochenwen。

neishiyehuanzhuyongzijidiyitongjinmaidesirenbieshu,zhishuyutaziji,lianwuhongcaidoubuzhidaozheidongbieshudecunzai。

“xing,dengwoxiangqingchulezaihuijiazhaobamahedageerge……daoqian。”yehuanzhushengyinyuelaiyuexiao。

zaikanqingwuhongcaidezhenmianmuguohoutamengdiyishidao,hejialirennaobaishitazijidecuo。

gangcaihejiuhedebukaixinzhuyaoyeshizheigeyuanyin,juededuibuqijiaren。