“bochenshen,bojiadezhangzi,weilaiboshidejichengren,shuangboshixuewei,weigaoquanzhong,jiacaiwanguan,zhiyaonitinidemeimeijiarubojia,yihouzheixiedoushinidele,nixiangfule。”
tangwanankanzhejimuyangyuanexindezuilian,chaofengdexiaoleyishengkaikou,“ninshibushiwanglejiayiju,bochenshenxinhenshoula,huobuguosanshiwu,jiarubojiabushibeita**si,jiushishouhuogua,yangyi,ninduiwozhenhao。”
一针见血。
zheigenvrenshuodezheimehaoting,zhishiweilerangtadexiaonverjiajizijixihuanderen,bingqietaolibeicandelianyinmingyun。
shile,nagemuqinbuweizijidenverpansuan?
zhikexi,tazaozaojiumeilemuqin。
yangyuanxiangbeijinuleyiban,congshafashangtiaoqi,kanzhezhangfu,zhizhejiaoluolidetangwanan,daizhekuqiangzhedao,“nikankanninvergenwoshuohuadetaidu,congwojiajinikaishi,nizheigenverjiuyizhiyongchoushideyanshenkanzhewo,xianzaiwoweiletazhexiang,tahaiguaizhewanmawoxinhen,wozheimezuohaibushiweilewomentangjiama?”
“nianniancai18sui,zenmenengjiaren?”
“woshikanwananjinniandou21suile,nvhaizijiajisheibushijia?erqiebojiayouyilianyin。”
“kuangqiewomentangjiaxianzaiyounan,ruguomeiyoubojiadexiangzhu,neiwomendouhexibeifengma?tangshuguo,ruguotangjiapochan,wojiudaizheniannianhuiniangjia,yongyuandoubuhuilai。”
yangyuankanzhetangwananbuyuanyiyoukanzhezhangfudetaidu,taqidezhuanshenjiuzou,“woxianzaijiudaizheniannianzou。”
“haole!”tangshuguozhanqilaizhuaizhutadeshou,meitoujinzhoudedao,“nixianbieji,jiwoyidianshijian。”
yangyuandengzhezhangfu,dudingletahuituoxie,youdengxiangkanzhechuchukeliandetangwanan,xinlinuhengleyisheng,bianyinile。
tangwananzhanzaineiwudongyuzhongdekanzheyangyuanzheishijiniantongyangdefangfabipofuqin,keshifuqinhaoxiangjiuchitazheiyitao。
tahenfuqin,muqinwenroushanliangaitashengguoaiziji,keshizheigenanrenzenmeduitade?
hunneichug,lengbaoli,xianqi,yane,daozhimuqindeyiyuzhengtiaolouzisha。
meimeixiangqi,tajiuyaoyaqiechi,keshitabuneng,paoqitaduimuqindesuozuosuowei,taduitaqueshizhendetengai,zheixienian,tasuanshiyigehaofuqin。
tangshuguolaidaonverdemianqian,molemotadetou,xiaozhedao,“babazoutouwulule,wanan……”
“baba!”tangwanandaduanfuqindehua,kanzhefuqinyanlideshuiwu,taxinliyizhan,jinjindeqiazheshou,huranyanleidiaoxialai,diandiantou,“zuihouyicile。”
zuihouyiciweiletangjia,zuihouyiciweilefuqin。
zuihouyicidushangzijideyishengdexingfuhuanlaitangjiadecaifu,sinian,zhiyaozaidengsinian,tajiuziyoule。
……
zhishitameixiangdao,tahuiyizheiyangdefangshijiajinbojia。
bangbodayu,dianshanleiming。
chuanzhejiebaihunshadetangwanan,cishizhengguizaibojiadamendemenkou,ruzhuziyibandeyuzhudazaitadelianshang,fenbuqingshileishuihaishiyushui。
“tingshuosaozitediqugaoshanshangquzhaodashisuandebazi,jiushigenzheigetangjiadenverzuihe。”
“buguangrucia,tingdasaoshuo,zheigenvrendeshoumingnengzheyibanjiwomenjiachenshenni。”
“zhendema?neiwomenjiachenshenquzheigenvrensuanshimeikui。”
zhanzaibieshumenkoudezhongren,fenfenzhizheguizaimenkoudenvren,yilunfenfen,yushuijiaoza,hunrutangwanandeerli,tabushixiaohaizi,dangrandongtamenzuilidehua,yuanlaibojiabushixianglianyin,shijibochenshenchongxia?
bojiajingranhaihuimixinzheidongxi?
真讽刺可笑。