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jiuyoulegangganglianggefurenbaguadeneirong。
擦！真是冤死了。
mingmingdoushitasuanchulaide，nalizhidao，cunzilimiansheijiameidianbagua，doushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，taquanbutongpo，nongdezuihoumaoxiangouzengde。
qianshitakeshiyiziqianjin，bierenguizheqiutashuo，duonantingdoubeifengweizhenyan，jieguodaozheili……
zheikendingbushitadewenti，yidingshizheibangcunminmingzhongketa！
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wenqiqiazhiyisuan，cixingdaji，xueyekecheng，suanshibangyuanshenwanchengyiyuan，jiuguoduanchuxing。
而且还能避开苍蝇~
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【……youxxxiankaiwanganshifangxiangde666haoliechejiuyaojianpiaole……】
wenqipaiduidengshangxiandaiyijingshaojiandelvpihuoche，suiranrongheleyuanshendejiyi，danzheiyiqiehaishirangwenqitiyanxinqi。
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温柒：……
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ai~tatangtangxuanmentiancaimeishaonv，yeyouweiwudoumizheyaodeshihou，dexiangbanfazhengqiana~
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xiaocui：【xiaoqi，nihaizhenshuoduile，zhendeyourenlaizhaoni，haishigenwomenchabuduodadeyinanyinv，haoyouqiandeyangzi。】
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xiwangtamenxihuanzijizhunbeideliwu。
wenqi：【jitamendailu，jizhu，youchangfuwu，shichengfenwoyiban。haiyou……biezoutamenqianmian。】
小翠：【？！】
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{ps：zhujuqing，ganqingxibuduo，nansuiqiang，nvgengqiang！nvzhushijueduidebenwendiyidalao！}
“ya~”wenhanyuejiaoruandejinghuyisheng，gaogenxiekazaixiangcunzaluandeshitoulushang。
wenzihaoganjinfuzhuwenhanyue，“meishiba，wodoushuolerangnizaicheshangdeng，biexialai。”