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shifenzhonghou,linainaidaizhequancunshiduogelaotaitailinzhezijiaacaitanganlai。

yijinyuanjiuweizhejiangbuladaliang,linainaihaixiaozheshuo:“suiyatou,nizheishiyaobazhenggecundexiancaidouachulaia?

“nainaimen,zheijiangbulaxinxian,achulaicuishuang,daoshihounimenmeirennajitan,dongtianpeimantouchizhexiang。”

wozaiyuanzilijiashangleluxiangji,neishiwomashengqiansongwodeshengriliwu,xianzaizongsuanpaishangyongchangle,woxiaozheshuoyaojiluyixiazheigezhuangjujianglaichuandaohulianwangmeizhunnengrangnainaimenhuoyiba。

nainaizuoxiaodengzediaoyanshui,yeyebangmangxijiangbula,wobabanacaigang,wohelaotaitaimenqiejiangbula,yuanzilimanshiqiejiangbulade“caca”shengheshuoxiaosheng。

zhongwujidajiadinglejiaozi,dahuodouzhikuawodongshi。

zaiyuanziliweizuozhechi,meigerendouchidetebiexiang。

buzhibujuedaolebangwan,liumeitamenhaimeihuilai,wobafangxiashoulideacaigang,duizhewoshuo:“nijinixiaoyifageweixinwenwenshashihouhuilai。”

woguyizhuangzuoweiqudeyangzi:“ba,wogangcaijiuxiangwen,diankaiweixincaifaxian,tabawoshanle。”shuozhetaochushoujidiguoqu,“shibushishangciwomeibangjiaojiaoxiezuoye,xiaoyihaishengwoqia?”

wobalianseyixiazichenxialai:“kendingshiniyourenixiaoyibugaoxingle!nixiaoyibijingshizhangbei,niduorangzhediantahejiaojiao,biezonggentamennaobieniu。”​

wodakaishoujianxiabofangjian,liumeideshengyin:“bierangtamenlianxishangwomen,womenbudaishouji”

“ma,balinsuiweixinshanle,shengdetafanzanmen”

“biejietabadianhua,dengwanshangqufandianchizhouzizaihuiqu”。

luyinfangwan,dajiadouganjinditoumanghuo,wobalianconghongzhangdaotieqing,meishuohua。

wocalecayanjiao,chenjixiaozheshuo:“nainaimen,wodinglecunkouzhangjidetiebingzihedunpaigu,rangdajiayechangchangxian。”

nainaimenlianmangshuo“taipofeile”,wobaishou:“yinggaide,xinkudajiabangwoacai。”

chiwanfan,xiawuliudian,zuihouyitanjiangbulafenghaokou,yibaigetanzizhengzhengqiqibaizaiwuyanxia。

yeyechuizheyaoshuo:“kesuanawanle,zheibizhongyimudihailei,laopozizanmenchuquzouzouzhizhiyao!”

“ba,wokaizhexiaosanlunchebazheixiejiangbulajinainaimenaijiaaihusonghuiqu。”

wobayezhanqishen,bangwozhuangche:“niquba,woxiehuier,qucuntouxiaomaibumaibaoyan。”

chuleyuanziwozuijiaorenbuzhugouqilai,zheiyitianwodoumeijinguowu,liumei,nimenbushixiangzaizangwoma?zheici,wodaoyaokankan,nimenzenmeyuanzheigehuang。

ganggenzhangnainaidesunnvhuidaoyuanzi,zhengdasuanzaibaoliangtanacaijita,jiukanjianliumeihelinjiaojiaomanzuiliuyoudechongjinyuanzi,doulianwudoumeijin,zhuanshenjiuhan:“buhaola!laotaitaidejinshouzhuomeile......”

“douguaiwoa,wobugaichuquzhengqiana!”liumeimengdichuilexiazijidedatui,kaishikuhao,guyirangzhouweidelinjudoutingjian:“suisui,neishilaotaitaidechuanjiabaoa,nizenmenengtouni?”

linjiaojiaoyegenzhebangqiang:“wojiezongdingzhenainaidezhuozi,shuo‘dengnainaibuzaile,neixiedongxidoushiwode’!kendingyoushitatoude!”

wotaiqitou,lianshangmanshiqiadaohaochudemangran,kanxiangliumei:“xiaoyi,nishuoshenme?nainaidejinzhuodiule?”