第1章 揍人!

lishulancongmeixiangguo,zijihuichuanyuechengyigeguafu。

gengmeixiangguo,gangyizhengkaiyan,jiushibeirenzhuojian,jijiangyaojinzhulongdechangmian。

shentibeibangdesiside,saizaixiazhaidezhulongli。

weiguandecunminmamalielie,shoulinazhechoujidanlancaiye,butingchaotarengguolai。

“yansita!dangguafuhaibuanfen,gouyinnanren,**!”

“pei!nvedaihaizi,gouyinnanren,liandoubuyaole!zasita!”

“jiushi!yigelang**ren,ganpohuaiwomenzhenjiecundemingsheng,dasitasuanle!!”

choujidanhulemantou,lishulanzailangbeizhongcanghuangtaitou,quekandaorenqunzhiwaizhengzhanzheyiduimuzi,zhengchongtaxingzailehuodexiaozhe。

kandaozheiliangzhanglian,tadenaohaizhongdunshijianjianfuxianchuleguanyuzheijushentidejiyi。

nvrenyejiaolishulan,shigudaiyigepianyuancunlisuxiucaideniangzi,shengyousangehaizi。

jinianqiansuxiucaiqushi,shiguwucun,yuanxianwenhexianhuidelishulanziciyijuebuzhen,xingqingdabian。

tiantianbiezaijialimoyanleibushuo,haiduisangehaizibuwenbuwen,feidajima。

redecunminmendouduitayanezhiji,baiyanxiangxiang。

jieguozuowancunlijiyutaliangjiu,xiangqutaquezongbeijujuedelangdangzihuangbaogen,jingranbanyemorutadefangjian,yuduitadongqiang。

lishulansuiranxingqingyoubian,danduizhangfukeweishizhongzhenbuer,dangchangzhengtuochuquhujiu。

quebucengxianghuangbaogenfanyaoyikou,shuoshitashuixingyanghua,gouyindeta。

zheicunliyouyizuoyucidezhenjiepaifang,shichulemingdezhenjiecun。

chulezheiyangdeshiqing,cunmindoufennubuyi,dangchangzhuoleta,zhunbeijiangtajinlezhulong,yilebaile。

“zizuoniea。”lishulanbujintanqi。

zheiguafupingchangmingshengjiubuhao,zheixiazichuleshi,yenanguaicunminbubangchen。

kezijicaigangchuanyueguolai,nandaozheijiuyaobeijinzhulong,yimingwuhulema?!

lishulanxinzhongjuewang,xiangyaozhengzha,danshentibeikundeyanshi,yagenwufazijiu——

不是吧?真要完了?

“放了我娘亲!”

就在这个时候。

congyuanchupaolaidesanweishouruodehaizichaozheibianpaoguolai。

kudemanlianshilei,aiqiudajiashoushou:

“womenniangqinshiyuanwangde!”

“shihuangbaogenmojinwojiayuanzi,duiwoniangdongqiang!”

“womenqinyankandaode……”

shuowan,nianjinshisuidelaodasuwenxitingzhixiaoxiaoshenban。

putongyisheng,guidaozaicunzhangmianqian,jingzhidexiaoliandanbengzhejinjin,shuochulaidehuaqueyansuyoutiaoli:

“jiusuancunzhangnimenbuxiangxinwomendehua,danhuangshushuyoushouhaoxian,yemeigezhengjingdehuoji,shicunlichulemingdelangdang。”

“woniangjiusuanyaohongxingchuqiang,yebuzhiyuzhaotaba。”

“tagenwodiebiqilai,neijianzhijiushiyunnizhibie。”

suwenxicongxiaogenzhefuqinshizi,liusuizhengshiquzhenshangxuetangshangke,nianjisuixiaoqueyouyishenshushengfengcai。

yifanyoutiaolidehuashuoxialai,bacunminmenshuodedoushiyileng。

huangbaogengengshizaizheiyangdehuazhixia,lianmianerchi:

“wopei,haizaizheilizhuaishenmepowen!shenmeyunnizhibie,laoziyebuchahaoma!?”

“jiushi,woerzibietiduoyouxiule!shenmeyoushouhaoxian,neishifuqi!”

huangjiaponiangjiangzijiabaobeierziwangshenhouyihu,luchuyilianmanhengdeshenqing。

taxinlixianglaijidusujiashigegengduzhijia,gengkanrenrenchengzanxiumeiwenyadeliguafubushunyan。

rujinsuxiuqushibannianzaiyemeinanrenweisujiachengyao,neixinjianbuderenhaodetahenbudebasujiarentarunidi。

yiqiantayouduofengchengsujiaren,xianzaijiuyouduotaoyan。

shuozhe,jiushenchuyoucuyouheideshouzhitouzhizheyanqiandexiaoxiaoshaonian,jianjiaozhedao:

“sujialaoda,nidieyijingsile,haiyiweinihaizaixuetangshangxuea,shaozailaoniangmianqianbainidushurendejiazi!”

“rujinnimenjiayikouretangdouhebushang,weilekouchishigouyinwoerzi,bushihenzhengchang?”

sulaoerjianjiaoqilai,qingliangdetongyinchadiancichuandajiadegemo。

“nibiehushuo,woniangcaibuhuigouyinnierzi!mingmingshinishuowoniang**dashigenengshengerzide,sipilailiandexiangquwoniang!”