第2章
“秦枫，你混蛋。”
qinfengdedanaoyizhendekongbai，zijiruzhubiebieshubannianle，zhiyoudaizijirenludeshihoulaiguodeliuyan，zheigeshihoujingranchuxianle，erqiezhuangjianlezheiyinideyimu。
“见鬼了！”
qinfengheleyitiao，ermeifuyifujinghuangshicuodebiaoqing，youyizhongtourenbeizijizhangfuzhuaxianchangdejiongtai。
“我未婚妻。”
qinfengshenshendexileyikouqi，duizhemeifuluchuyigebaoqiandexiaoronghou，momodekaishichuanqizijideyifu。
meifujianzhuang，jile，“neinihaibukuaiquzhui。”
zheiyijuhua，meifubuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuochulai，keshitingzaiqinfengdeerduoli，qinfengxinzhongxiexudegandong，shenshendekanlemeifuyiyan，“buhaoyisi，niyechuanyifuba。”
meifuduiqinfengfanlegebaiyan。
kandaoqinfengchulemen，meifuzheicaiwuweizachendeqilaichuanhaozijideyifu，ranhoujiuxiangshizuozeiyiyangdewanglouxiamoqu，yuanbenyiweiqinfenggentadeweihunqihuidachaodanao，keshimeifufaxianzijiduolvle，liangrenjiuneimezuozaiketingli，anjingdekepa。
kandaomeifuxiangshizuozeiyiyangdeliulexialai，ranhoudizhetou，huiliuliudewangwaizou，liuyanlianyandoubutaiyixia，qinfengzaicitouquyigebaoqiandeweixiao。
ketingdeqifenyayidekepa，binglengdaolejizhile，liuyanlengbingbingdezuozaineili，sheiyebuzhidaotazaixiangshenme，tayiyanbufa，qinfengzuozaineili，qiaozhezijideerlangtui，yifuwusuoweideyangzi。
qinfengdaliangzhezijibingshanweihunqi，zheibianyiweihunqi，zhangdeshizaishitaipiaoliangle，jingzhideliandan，rutongdiaozhuodeyuqi，biqihaixinglai，gengyouguozhi，rucijuesedemeinv，xingziyoudianlengdan，duizijiyemeiyoushenmehaogan。
liuyanyishenbaisedezhangqun，zaidaxiatianli，zheizhongchuanfahenshaojian，keshitapianpianjiuzheimechuanle，chunbaideta，rutongshixueshanlidebingxuenvshenyiban，lengdebuxianghua。
tarutongciqishenjiangjingxindiaozhuodewanmeizuopinbandelian，rangrenzhitanzaowudeshenqi，jiyindewanmei，ruhuazhongxianziyibanchuxianzaizijiyanqian。
dengleshijifenzhong，qifenyijingdaolebingdianle，qinfengzhongyudibuzhuyali，erlangtuiyefanglexialai，“fashengzheiyangdeshi，wohenbaoqian，niyezhidao，woshigezhengchangdenanren。”
qinfengtoutoudedaliangzheliuyan，liuyanbuxiedexieleqinfengyiyan，zuijiaodebinglengsheiyekandechulai，“nideyisishi，womeiyouzuodaowoyingzuodezeren，shiwomeiyoupeinile？”
“不敢。”
qinfengshanxiaoleyisheng，buguoneiyuqili，sihuhaizhentouzhezheimeyidianyisi。
“哼！”
liuyanlenghengleyisheng，qishitadaozhendemeiyouneimeshengqi，tayuzheigenanrengenbenjiubucunzaiganqing，keshibuguanzenmeshuo，zheigehundandoushizijideweihunfu，zaiwaimianhulaijiusuanle，jingranbazheixiejiannvrendaidaojialilai。
jinguantameiyouzhuzaizheili，keshitameiyouzhuzaizheili，zheibieshudezhurenshitaa，zheigewuchidehundan，zhuzhezijidefangzi，daibiedenvrenlaizheili，bazheilidanglvguanlema？
“woxiang，nilaizhaowo，buhuishixianggenwochaojiaba。”
qinfengjianzhuangzhoulezhoumeitou，zheigeyatoupianzi，xiaoshihouhaihao，hainenggenzijiwanjiciniba，zhangdaledaohao，yifulengbingbingdemoyang，jiuxiangzijiqianletababaiwanyiban，buguotadecailihuizaihubabaiwanme。
liuyanxiumeidoujidaoyiqiqule，zheigehundan，nandaochulezheimedadeshi，yijubaoqianjiuwanle，jiubuhuishuojijuhaotingde。
yuanbenfumuyaohuilaile，dasuanrangqinfengbandaotaneibianqu，xianbafumuyingfuguoquzaishuo，keshizheigehundan，ganchuzheizhongdiurendeshilai，zhenshiqisizijile。
“nashangnidedongxi，gunhuinidegouwo。”
liuyanlenglengdepieleqinfengyiyan，jinguanzijibushengqi，kexinlizongjuededuleyikouqi，hennanshou。
“haole，zheijianshiqueshishiwodecuo，wochengren，nizheiyangduidaiwo，woyenenglijie，buguonizheibieshukongzheyeshikongzhea，bielangfeia。”
qinfengyuanbenyiliandezhengse，sihuhenneijiuyiban，keshizaishuodaobieshukongzheyeshikongzhedeshihou，turanyibianlian，yifukaixindemoyangdao。
“wojiushizaizheiliyangtiaogou，yebiniqiang，nashangnidedongxigundan，burandeqingbaoanbanidiuchuqu。”
liuyanduiyuqinfengyijingshiwangtoudingle，yuanbenxiaoshihouqinfenghaihao，zhangdalejinianbujian，zheiyicishoushuangfangfumudeyali，liangrenzaihaibinchulexialai，liuyanfaxian，qinfengbiandewuchi，hundan，wusuoshishi，buzhishangjin，zhengtianyifuxiaomimide，genglipudeshi，tangtangyiming‘haigui’，buzhaofentimiangongzuo，jingranpaoqulaonanjiebaiditan，dangqilezhiye‘jianghupianzi’。
“de，de，de，renzaiwuyanxia，budebuditoudedaoliwohaishidongde，renibuqi，wohaiduonibuqime。”
qinfengyifutieguzhengzhengdeshuozhe，ranhouzhuaqibaozhen，batouwangshafayimai，yongbaozhenbanaodaiyizhe，“xianzaiwotouyedile，yeduoqilaile，niyegaixiaoqileba。”
liuyanyaofengle，tafaxianzijiduiyuqinfeng，yijingwunengweilile，wuchi，tadelianpizenmekeyizheimehou，haiyoutadeyuwenshishuxuelaoshijiaodema，rebuqi，duodeqi，shizheimegeyisime，renzaiwuyanxia，shizheiyangditoudeme。
“无可救药。”
liuyanlenglengdepaochusigezilai，ranhouzhuaqichajishangdeyanhuigang，duizheqinfengzaleguoqu。
“砰！”
“哎哟！”
yishengmenheng，bansuizheqinfengdetongjiao，qinfengtaiqitoulai，mozhezhongqilaidenaodai，henhendedengleliuyanyiyan，shuangquanjinwo，chaozheliuyanzouleguolai，kanshangquqinfengsihufanule，yaodongshoudarenle。
kandaoqinfengzheifuyangzi，liuyanxinzhongyijing，jinguanzheigehundanyiwushichu，quanshenquedian，keshizheijiahuokeshiyiwushijiaa，xiangdaozheili，liuyanxiayishideshenziwanghouyileyidian，keshiyaoqiangdeta，haishibaichuyifulengbingbingdedingzheqinfengyangzi，sihuyidianyebupademoyang。
qinfengzoudaoliuyanmianqian，jugaolinxia，shunzhemuguang，yibajiangliuyandetuijibaozhu，yangzhuangaohuidao，“laopo，niyaoda，yaoma，zhiguanchongwolai，keqianwanbiezaishengqia，yaoshiqihuaileshenziwohuixintengde。”