第4章 喊你爸爸都行

meilihuiyijinghunmibushengrenshidedianlaoban。

zaixiuleyixiahou,zhangchenmingxianfaxian,zhaohonglongdeyanzhongshanguojisiguangliang:“nianjiqingqing,jiuyouruciqianli……”

neixienengyiyanbianbiegudongde,nayouzhangchenzheimenianqing?

jianbaozheishi,xuyaodebujinjinshizhuanyezhishi,gengzhongyaode,shichangnianleijixialaidejingyan,jibianshiguwandashi,yeyoukanzouyandekeneng,kezheixiaozi,jianzhishixinshounianlai……

“mofei,tashigudongshijiazidi?”zhaohonglongxinzhongandao。

zhaohonglongdexinzhongsuoxiang,zhangchenziranshibuqingchude,yaoshizhidao,kongpadexiaochushenglai。

shenmegudongshijia,yekaodejiushiyishuangshenyan。

cike,jianzhaohonglonglvedaiyisikewangdekanziji,zhangchenbiandadalieliededao:“xiangxuea!wojiaonia!”

“daoshixiangxue。”zhaohonglongdao。

zhangchenheiheiyixiao,shenchulianggenshouzhiyonglidenianlenian,jianzhaohonglongmuguangbiandeyouxiedaizhi,zhangchenbiandao:“zaneimebenni?xuedongxibudezhaolaoshima?zhaolaoshibudejiaoxuefeima?”

zhaohonglongyizheng,suijiyaranshixiao。

duoshaonianmeirenganhezijizheimeshuohuale,zheijiahuojiusuanbushigudongshijiadezidi,lailiyejueduibufan,huilehuishouzuzhileyaoshangqiandebaobiao,tadao:“nibanglewodemang,woziranhuijinihaochu。”

huabi,taconghuaizhongnachuyizhangzhipiao,zaiqishangshuashuadexieleqilai。

“zheishiershiwan,suanjinidexieli,zhiyubaishifei……”zhaohonglongyouyuleyichanei,nachuyizhangjinsededongxi。

“zheijiushiwodebaishifei。”

zhangchenjieguo,meitouweizhou。

这啥啊?通行证?

我要这玩意干毛?

liyongzijideteshunenglikanleyiyan。

「2018nianzhizuodechunjintongxingzheng,jiazhi10000yuan,weilaijiazhiqujuesuzhu」

“caiyiwanyuan,weilaijiazhihaiqujuesuzhu……”zhangchenmianlushiwang。

benyiweihuishishenmejiazhihengaodehaodongxini,jieguoshigelaji。

zhangchenbuyoudexingzhiqueque。

“zheishiwomingpian,yihoujian。”zhaohonglongqianqiandedao。

zhangchensuiyidehuilehuishou:“baibai。”

zhangchenmusongzhaohonglongliqu,neiyifufujiazididepaitou,rangzhangchenhenshixianmu。

“yaoshilaobameineimekeng,yezuotianjiushizuiniubidefuerdaile,keeya。”yaoleyaotou,yishounazhediwangzhu,yishouniezhejiazhiershiwandezhipiao,jixuzaiguwanjiezhuanyouleqilai,youlezheiershiwanbenjin,zhangchenzixinmanman,yiqifengfa,jiusuannongbudaojigeyi,jibaiwanpashibuchengwenti。

tameiyouzhuyi,neiliangheiseshangwuchehaiweikaizou。

“laoban,ninweishenmejiangneizhangqingjianjitaa?wokanneixiaozihenputonga。”kaichedesijinamendewendao。

zuoweizhaohonglongdetieshensiji,takeshizhidaoneizhangtongxingzhengdezhongyaoxing。zheizhangtongxingzheng,nenggouchurutianyujituanqixiasuoyouchanye,renhexiaofeidoushimianfei,gengzhongyaodeshi,tashiyinianyidudetianshuishifuhaodahuideruchangmenpiao,neizhongdahui,bushishenjiashangyiderengenbenwufacanjia,shiwushudaguanxianguijipotoudouxiangyaodedongxi,kexianzai,quebeizhaohonglongsongjileneimeyigeqiongxiaozi。

zhaohonglongdandansaoletayiyan:“nidongshenme?”

“yibanrennalinengzaiduanduandeshijianneijianbieliangjiangudong?yigeqiongxiaozizenmehuiyouneizhongjianshi?cirenjueduibufan。”

“neimelihai?”sijijingyadedao,xiangqiganggangzhangchendechuanzhe……

根本看不出来啊!

zhaohonglonglandezaidalita,minglingdao:“kaiche,huigongsi。”

cheziqidongshi,tashenshendekanleyiyanzhangchen。

chuanzhehansuan,danyanjingyoushen,jianshikuanguang,beijingkendingbufan,zheiyangderenketaobuguozijideyanjing!zhaohonglongzheimexiangzhe,xinlihaiyoudiandeyi。

zheiwuhui……dalequle!

——dianjiamenkou,zhangchendiaozheyizhiyan,tagenbenmeixiangzhezhaohonglonghuiwuhui,cikedetazhengtihuizhexinjigengsideganjue。

benlai,tazixinmanman,juedezijiyoulebenjin,jiunengzaiguwanjiezhaodaojiazhibaiwandebaowu,jieguobieshuojibaiwanle,jiulianjiazhishiwandeguwandouhenshao!erqieneixiewuliangjianshangdeshoujiayijingchaochulenengdailaidejiazhi。

“zheiguwanjie,zhendelaji。”zhangchenrenbuzhufachulegantan。

zhengdasuanlikaishi,yigenvrencongzhangchenkandeguwandianzhongmianluxinxidexiaopaolechulai,yikandaozhangchen,shenqinglimabiandeyouxiebuxie:“nizenmezaizhei?”

nvrenhuaizhongbaozhemouyangdongxi,youyinyangguaiqidedao:“mouweibaniuchuisideshaoyebushishuojintiannengnachuwushiyichulaima?xianzaizaiguwanjieganshenmeni?”

ciren,zhengshisanjiedeguimichenli。

zaizheiliyujianchenli,zhangchenshimeixiangdaode,tingdaotadehua,dunshizhoulezhoumei。

zhenshinahubukaitinahu!yaoshiwobameikengwo,wushiyibushisasashui?

meidengzhangchenshuoshenme,chenlideshixianjiufangzailezhangchenshoushangdediwangzhushang,dangxialuchujifenyayi,suijitajiangbaozaihuaizhongdenachulai……

jingranyeshiyikezhuzi!waiguanhezhangchenshouzhongdediwangzhujihuyiyang!

zhangchenbuyoudeyemengleyixia,「2019nianzhizuodeyemingzhu,jiazhi1000yuan,weilaijiazhi500yuan。」

kanlaizheigenvren,maidaolejiahuoa~zhangchendezuijiaolimayangqiyigehudu,biaomianshangquejingyadedao:“womendezhuziyiyangye。”

beizhangchenzheimeyishuo,chenlibubuxiedexiaole,zhengguodelianliuluchuyisikebo,dao:“shenmeyiyang!zheishiwomenlaobanhuawushiwanmaidediwangzhu,nishoulinadefangzhihuose,yepeihewozheikediwangzhuxiangtibinglun?womenlaobanhuihenizheizhongqiongbimaiyizhongdongxi?”

“nishuoninengyouwushiyi,bukuijiushikaomaijiahuopianqianba?hahahaha。”

张辰长大了嘴巴。

wokao?nazheyigejiahuohaichaofengqiwozheigezhenhuolaile?

“ninazhezheigehuiqu,huibeilaobandaside,zhende,wozheikeshizhenhuo,weiqudian,henilaobanshuoshuoyibaiwushiwanwomai。”zhangchenxiaodao,maisheidoushimai,maijichouren……neijiujiaqianmai!

“fangpi!jiunizheikelajijiahuo,yepeiyibaiwushiwan?wokannizheiqiongbishixiangqianxiangfengleba。”chenlilenglengyixiao。

“真的不要?”

chenlimianluqingmie:“nijiusuanguizaidishangqiuwo,yebuhuimainidepozhuzide,buguo,ruguoniguizaidishangtianwodejiaozhidehua,wokeyikaolvkaolvhuayiqiankuaiqianbanizheikeyemingzhushougou。”

zhangchenkanzhechenlidelian,renzhendedao:“jinijihuinibuyao,zhenshisha。”

zijishuoshihua,tajingranbuxin……ai~“jiwojihui?laoniangxuyaonijiwojihui?yebusaponiaozhaozhaozijishishenmedexing,pei。”chenlideshenqingbiandegengjiaqingmie。

zhangchenbailebaishou:“suanlesuanle,niyihoukebiekuzheqiuwo。”

“qiuni?hahaha。”chenlihuranxiaoleqilai,wuzheduzi,yanleidouchadiandiaoxialai:“buxinglebuxingle,woxiaodeduzitong,jiuzheimegennishuo,jiunizheizhongfeiwu,yaoshilaoniangyihouhuiqiuni,guizaidishanghannibabadouxing!”