第4章 直男怼绿茶(2015字)

yuyangkanzhedishangyilianaiqie,chuchukeliandeguanguan,jianzhixiangshenchuyigedamuzhi。

zheimelaotaodezhaoshu,yezhenshikuitaxiangdechulai。

neitajiulaihaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunzheigelvchabiao?

bashoulijiubeiwangzhuozishangyifang,yuyanghaimeilaidejikaikou,shouwanquehuranbeirenzhuazhule。

wenredeshouzhi,yuyangzhabazhabayanjingkanxiangshoudezhuren。

jinyanyilianlengsekanzhedishanglihuadaiyudemeirener,“meizhangyanjingjiubiezoulu,kongqibandeni?”

guanguanshashijiangzhu,lianshangdexuesetuilegeganjing。

tabukezhixindekanxiangjinyan,mouzizhongyouqianyanwanyu,zaipengchudaojinyanneishuanghaowuganqingdeyanjingshiquanbuhuaweiwuyou。

jinmuningmei:“zenmehuishi?”

kandaojinyanyandidebinglenghejinggao,guanguanbuganzaisahuang,zhinengshuoshizijibuxiaoxinshuaidaole。

“neinixiaoxinxie,zheimeduorenkanzheni,jiranshuailejiuquneibianxiuxiba。”jinmusuishouzhilegedifang,ganrengandebuyaotaimingxian。

yuyangwuyudekanzheguanguanehenhenkanlezijiyiyan,xinlijuedezijijianzhibuyaotaiyuanwang。

“haodaishiyiqiandeweihunqi,jinshaoyeshibushitaiwuqingle?”

“woduitacongmeiyouguoqing。”jinyangengzhengyuyang,“nishixuebuhuijiaowomingzima。”

“xuebuhui,buhaoyisi。”

yuyangmomofanlegebaiyan,zhuanshenzoudaoliguanguanbuyuandeweizhizuoxia,xinlipansuanzhezenmedafawanzheichangyanhuiganjinquyiyuan。

yaobushimuqinbita,tashibukenenglaide。

yanhuihenkuaijiukaishile,liangrenshenbiangezizuoleren,jinyanmomozuodaoleyuyangdeshenbian。

jieguodaozhizheiliangzhuozuomanlexiaoguniang,yigegeyanzhuzihenbudezhangzaijinyanshenshang。

“ya,guanguan,nishenshangzheigehuizhangnandaoshikjulebude?tianna!nijuranjinlekjulebu?!”

henkuaijiuyourenfaxianleguanguanshenshangpeidaidehuizhang,zhenjingyouxianmudeshengyinchuanchuquhaoyuan。

suoyourendoukanxiangguanguan,baokuojinjiaren。

guanguandengdejiushizheigeshike,tajiaoaodetaiqixiaba,haoxiangzijizhenjinlekjulebuyiyang。

“niyezhidaokjulebua,hehe,zheiqueshishijulebudexunzhang。”

jinjiarenyejingyajile,jinmuyefangxianeizhuorenzouguolai,“guanguan,zheimedadeshinizenmebuzaoshuo,zheikeshiyaoqingzhudedashi。”

hegangcaiganrendetaidutianrangzhibie。

ruguoguanguanzhendejinlekjulebu,neijinyanweihunqideweizhijiufeishiguanguanbukele。

“lai,nigenwoguolai,wojinijieshaojigeren。”jinmulazhuguanguan,youduijinyanzhaoshou,“niyeguolai。”

jinyangenmeitingjianyiyang,wensibudong。

suirantahenxinshangzheigeyuyang,kanqilaibiguanguandetideduo,danxianzaiyijingbutongle。

guanguanjingtidekanxiangyuyang,yijingdasuanhaoruguotazhanqilaishuohuizhangbushitade,tajiudangchangfanji。

jieguoyuyangquanranbuzaiyi,mantiaosilidechizhefan,haoxiangjuwairenyiyang。

**,kenenghaibuzhidaokjulebushishenmedifangba?

zhenshimeijianshidekelianchong。

guanguandeyidegenzhejinmuzuodaotaneiyizhuoshang。

“kanlainizheigeweihunqideweizhi,haishiguanguandele。”yuyangsaileyikouyurou,manzudekuitan。

tayijingkanchulaile,jinyanshidanchundetaoyanguanguan,bingbushiduitayoushenmeyisi。

huaneryanzhi,zhiyaobushiguanguanjiuxing。

tayouxiexingzailehuokanxiangjinyan。

zheigerenyinggaishixiangliyongtade。

jinyankanchuleyuyangdexingzailehuo,tayandidejiaoxiaxiangyizhizhihudieyueranerchu,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangdasuita。

conglaimeibeirenkanguoxiaohuadejinyanyanshenyimi,tanshouyilao,jingzhibayuyangchexiangzijihuaili。

yuyangzhilaidejifachuyishengjinghu,jiuzhenggerendiezuozaijinyandedatuishang。

mantangjijing,suoyourendoukanzhezheiyimu。

jinyanfuerguoqu,yadishengyin:“burangbierenkanxidebanfa,jiushibatayelajinlai。”

yuyangyaoyaqiechi:“jinyan。”

jinyan:“huijiaowodemingzile?fangxin,wodeweihunqi,zhinengshini。”

liangrenqinmidexiangshizuiqinjindelianren,shuochukoudehuaquechongmanlesuanjihejianbanuzhang。

jinmulengliankanzheyiqie,zhengyaoshuohua,zhuozishangyigezhongniannanrenquehuranshuodao。

“guanguanxiaojie,keyiqingwokankannidehuizhangma。”

guanguanzhengnuhuozhongshao,wenyanqiangyaxialaiganxiaozhebahuizhangdiguoqu。

“jinyan。”jinmuqishenyangsheng,“niguolai。”

datingguangzhongzhixiagenzheigeyuyang……

huayinluodi,neigezhongniannanrenquehuranyangsheng:“nizheigehuizhangshijiadeba?”

suoyourenzaicilengzhule,jinmulianseningzhongzhuantou。

zheiniantou,zenmekenenghuiyourenganfangzaokjulebudehuizhang?shanggezheimezuoderenyijinghunbuxiaquzishale,fentoucaodousanmigaole。

“zenmekeneng,meigerendehuizhangdoushiyouduteerweimade,zhiyaochupengdaoshoujijiukeyidakaikjulebudezhuye,nibuxinnikeyishishi!”guanguanzheigeshihouyijinggubushangbiedele,ganmangjieshi。

tazuotianwanshangyijingzaisanyanzhengguole,shizhende。

yuyangtuikaijinyan,ananwenwendezuoxiazhunbeikanhaoxi。

jinyanduominruideren,congyuyangdeyanshenduchulebushaodongxi。

“zheigehuizhanggenniyouguanxi?”

yuyangshenmiyixiao:“nizijikanba。”

neigezhongniannanrenbuyiburao,zhizhehuizhang,“woyanjiuguohenduokjuledehuizhang,meiyouyigeshixiangnizheige,zheilijingranyougexiaoxiaodejiguande。”

shuozhe,zhongniannanrenzhaochuyigebiezhen,yonglianleyixia,huizhangliyigehongguangyishanerguo。

yuyangtiaomei,guanguanwanle,zheigeteshudingweizhuangzhibeiqidongle。

buchubangexiaoshijiuhuiyourenlaile。

ranerguanguanshenmeyebuzhidao,jidongdezhengmingzheneigehuizhangshizhende,quemeibanfajieshiweishenmehuiduochugejiguan。

zhengzhibuxiajiangchileershifenzhong,yiqunrenhuranyuguanerru。

weishoudeshigemianronglengjundezhongniannanren,talengyansaoshiyiquan,taishoukanlekanshoubiaohoujingzhixiangguanguanzouguoqu。

“东西呢。”

yourenrenchulairendeshenfen,jingyadewuzhuzuiba,“tian,tianna,shiheibailiangdaotongchiderongye!”

guanguanbeizheizhenzhanghedaole,chadianmeiyi**zuodaodishang,“shenme……shenmedongxi。”

rongyejianmeiyining:“huizhang!”

guanguanzhanzhanyouyoubahuizhangdiguolai,rongyezhishiquerendekanleyiyan,jiulengyankanxiangguanguan:

“zheimeduonianle,gantoukjulebuhuizhangderen,woshidiyicijian,daizou!”