第一章娶老婆
qinfengganghuiguo，jiuyaoqucanjiayichanghunli。
canjiahunlibusuanshenme，zhongyaodeshitajuranshixinlang！
mianduisuweimoumiandexinniang，qinfengxinlishifentante。changnianzhengzhanshachang，tacongweixiangguojiehunzheizhongshi，yaobushiweilezunshoushifudeyiyuan，tahuoxuyongyuanbuhuixiangyaojiehun。
dangnianshifuzhongshangzaiji，daizhebuzuyiyuedeqinfengsichutaonan，zaiweijishikebeiyijiangxingnanzijiuxia，chengchuanchuhaiduoguoyijie。
zheijianshishifuduocitiqi，weilebaodaneijiangxingnanzijiumingzhien，shifuxunuojianglaiyaoqinfengqujiangxinghourenweiqi，hutamenyishianwen。
yizhuanyan，yuedingyizhi，qinfengyebudebushouyueerlai。
dangtafengchenpupulaidaoyijiajiudianmenkou，kanzherentouzandongdexiqingchangjing，xinlijiurenbuzhufanqiyisikuse。
yucitongshi，yijianhaohuahuiyishizhizhong。
yiqunyizhehuagui，nianguobanbaidelaotou，mianmianxiangqu，meigerenshenqingdouyouxiebutaiziran。
ruyouwairenzaici，kandaozheixierenkongpahuijingdiaoxiaba。zheixierennagebushichangnianbazhanjinrongtoutiaodedarenwu？！
"dangnianjiazhuzaodaopohai，dashaoyexialuobuming。zheixienian，womenjihujiangzhenggehuaguodouzhaobianle，doumeiyoushaoyedexialuo，nandao......"
"biehushuo！juwosuozhidangnianshaoyekeshibeilulaodaizoude，yoululaozai，shaoyekendingbuhuichushi。fanzhengbuguanruhe，dangwuzhijijiushiyidingyaozhaodaoshaoye，qinjiazhiyoushaoyecaishizhengtong！"
"kezheiyaozhaodaoshenmeshihou？！qunazhao？！"
"zhiyaozaizuoderenhaiyouyikouqidoubixuyaozhaoxiaqu，huaguozhaobudao，neijiuqudongnanya、ouzhou......jiusuanbazhenggediqiufanyibian，douyaozhaodaoshaoye！！"
"xingba，neijiujixujiapairenshouba。zhangqi，niduoxinkuyidian。"
yigesishisuizuoyoudezhongniannanziwenyan，limashangqiangongjingjugong，diantouhuiying。
daihuiyishidezhongrendousanquzhihou，zhangqicaisongleyikouqi，meicimianduizheixiedarenwu，dourangtayouxiezhixi，shengpazuocuoshuocuo。
zheishi，tangzaitakoudaizhizhongdeshoujixiangleqilai。
"zhangdong，jinwanbaijiaxiyan，baifeineijiahuofeiyaorangninguoqulugelian，jitachengchengchangmian。niyezhidao，tamenbaishijituanmeiyoushenmeyoutouyoulianderen......"
zhangqiweiweicumei："baifei？！"
"ngng，jiushangciyanhuishangninjianguodeneige，yigeburuliudexiaojituan。nindangshixinqinghao，jiujiletayizhangmingpian，shuoyihouyoujihuikeyiduoliaoliao。"
xianglexujiu，zhangqiyemeiyousihaoyinxiang。nengrangzijidimingpiande，jibenshangdoushinenggouyongdeshangderen。chenyinpianketahuidao："xing，wanshangwoyemeishenmeshi，jiuguoqukankan。"
zaigangcaineixiedarenwumianqian，zhangqizhipeideshangjitamentixie，kezaihanchengtaqueshinenggouzhishouzhetianderenwu，sheinengqingdaotaquchengchang，neijianzhijiushipengbishenghui。
huanghunjiangzhi，jinzunjiudianyanhuitingyijingzuomanleren。
zuoweixinniangdefuqin，baifeililiwaiwaisichuyouzouyingchou，hunlihaimeikaishiyijinghelebushaojiu，jugongjudeyaodouyouxiesuanle。
talaopofengtingkanzhetazheimoyangyilianbuyue，zhongyurenbuzhubaofalechulai："baifei，nishibushinaoziyouwenti？！weishenmeyaobanverjiajiyigelianmiandoumeijianguoderen？！haiyaoqingzheimeduomingliuguolai？！nishixiangrangtamenlaikanxiaohuama？！"
fengtingdebushuang，wanquanshirenzhichangqing。
anzhaofengtingdehualaishuo，baijiazenmeshuoyeshuyuhanchengshangliushehuideren，jianverzheimedadeshiqing，yidingyaomendanghudui，fengfengguangguang。zenmeneng，banverjiajiyigelianmiandoumeijianguodejijiwumingzhibeini？！
rujinsuoyouqinpenghaoyoudoutongzhile，henduoyoutouyoulianderendoufenfendaochang，nveryedabandepiaopiaoliangliangle，keneigejiaozuoqinfengdejiahuoxianzaihaimeilai！！
nandaoyaozheimeduorendengzheneigejiahuo？！
wanyineijiahuobulaini？！
qibushirangsuoyourenkanxiaohua？！
baifeirujinyeshiqihunanxia，youkushuobuchu。tazoudaofengtingshenbian，xiaoshengdeshuo："niyiweiwoxianga？！yaobushilaoyezilinzhongqianzheimejiaodai，wohuizuochuzheiyanghuangtangdeshiqingma？！niyoubushibuzhidao，jiazulisheidoubuxiangzuozheigeyuandatou，zhineng......"
"tamenrangnijianvernijiujianver？！nibuhuijujuema？！"fengtingyiduzihuodehoudao。
"wodaoshixiangjujue！！wopadaoshihoujujuele，womenjiuzhinengquhexibeifengle。"
"meiyongdedongxi！！yaobushinibushoujiazudaijian，zheizhongshiqinghuifashengzaiwomenshenshangma？！wozhenshidaolebabeizixuemeicaijiajileni！！"
"nizheiponiang......"
baifeiqideyayangyang，henbudebaneigehaimeidaodeqinfengjidaxiebakuai。yaobushita，zijiyebuhuinongderucilangbei。
yankanlikaixishijianzhishengwufenzhong，qinfenglaidaoyanhuitingmenkouzhengzhunbeijinqu，jiubeibaoanjilanzhule。
"ninhao，qingchushinindeqingjian。"
"womeiyouqingjian。"qinfengweixiaozheshuo。
baoanyiting，zhenggerenjiuzhamaole。jinwankeshibaijiadedaxirizi，limianquandoushiyoutouyoulianderen。zaizheizhongchanghejuebunengyourenheyisishiwu，meixiangdaojuranyourenganlaichibaishi？！
"buhaoyisi，wuguanrenyuanjinzhijinru！！"baoanshuozheyanjingfanzheyisihanyi。
"wuguanrenyuan？！wojintianshilaijiehunde。"qinfengshuozhe，haicetouchaoyanhuitinglikanlekan，guyijiadaleshengyin："wojiushiqinfeng，wolaiqulaopolaile。"