第3章 搂着那只母鸡睡好了

duanshaoanmeijieneichouzi,ershiwen:“hongzhaoni?”

lvlanchuimou,bubeibukangdihuidao:“xiaojieyijingxiexiale,bushinintengxixiaojie,burentataiguolaolei,caitichuyaohemujibaitangdema?”

wenyan,zhongrenqiqikanxiangduanshaoan。

zhijiantaeshangqingjinbaoqi,lianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhen,haosibeibaguanglediaoqilaigongrenquleyiban。

lvlandezheijuhuashigequantao,shiyubushi,doubudui。

keruochengren,tajiudehemujibaitang,lairihaibubeirenxiaohuasi!

ruofouren,bianshuomingtaxinlimeineimekanzhongyanhongzhao,ruoshichuandaoyanxiangerzhong,qihuiyoutahaoriziguo!

jiangshidaodizhishiyigeshenguifuren,xiangbuleneimeshenyuan,yishijuedemianziguabuzhu,bianchaoyicuihelvlanrangrangdao:“jianzhihunao……”

kexibudengtabahuashuowan,lvlanbiandaduanleta:“zenme?furenshixianzheizhimujibugoufei,peibushanggongzima?”

ciyanyichu,yiyoubushaorenmeirenzhu“puchi”yixiaxiaochuleshenglai,zheiwuyiyoujileduanjiarenyizuiba。

“wobanizheigelanlezuidexiaotizi!nishuodezheijiaoshenmehua!”jiangshinubukee,zhangyawuzhuadiyufenfurenzedalvlanheyicui。

buguo,quebeiduanshaoanjilanzhule。

lvlanheyicuishixiangfuchulaideren,neifushangjiushipaochulaigemaoergouerdouyaobibierengaoguixie,juefeitamenzheidengrenjianengmandaide,zhishaoyanxiabuxing。

yaguanjinyao,duanshaoanshenshendixilekouqi,taijiaoyuzou:“woxianqukankanhongzhao……”

“bubile。”lvlankaikoudetongshi,yicuiyechenmodidangzhuletadequlu:“gongzizheiyiquyihuipajiuyaowulejishile,haishizhuajinshichenbaitangshizhengjing。”

lvlanzhuanerkanxiangjiangshi:“furenbushizhejidehenma?”

hualuo,tayoujiangshouzhongdehongchouwangqiandiledi。

duanshaoanjieguo,tadeshouyouxieweiweizhandou,buzhishibushiyinweijidong。

jiangshinanyizhixindikanzhezheiyimu:“shaoan……ni……”

duanyeyejingnubuyi:“youruxianrena!zuzongdeliandouyaobeinidiujinle!nijineryaoshiganbaixiaqu,wo、wojiu……”

“die!niang!”duanshaoanmeitoujinsuo,tazoudaoduanyehejiangshimianqian,yongjinyoutamensangerennengtingdaodeshengyinyaoyaqiechididiyudao:“nimenhaixianwodiuderenbugouduoma?”

yishidaorujinzaishuoshenmedoubuguoshiweirenpingtianhuabing,jiangshiheduanyelianmangjinsheng,keyankanzhezijiayinyiweiaodeerziheyizhimujibaitang,neiliansebietiyouduojingcaile,erbiantingzhebinkedeyilunsheng,errenzhihenbudezhaogedifengerzuanjinqu。

“ei,nishuozheibaitangshihemujibai,neidongfangni?”

“kanlaizheigaomennvxubuhaodanga,huanlewokeshoubulezheifenqi!”

“shouqiyeshizizhaode,nibuzhidaoma?tayuanyougexifude,tingshuoxianhuidebudele,tashangjingdezheixienian,zheiyijiaziquanshirenjiazaicaochi,jieguoniqiaorujin……”

houmiandehuaweishuojin,danzhongrenyedoumingbaile。

neinvzidengdaoletagongchengmingda,quemeidengdaotaxutadehuaqianyuexia。

guaidaoneixiwenlichang“zigunanerduoboxing,wurenliangzishigongming,tianyanmiyuzhenhaoting,sheizhidoushineijiaenqing”。

duanshaoanyanmianjinshi,yebuyuanyizaizairenqianlulian,jiuxicaikai,talianjiudoumeijingjiujiaobucongcongdequlehouyuan。

zhishi,talianwuzidoumeijinqujiubeilinshujilanxiale。

“xiaojieyijingxiexiale,guyezaijinqukonghuidaraoxiaojieanmian,haishiqingninbiefangerjuba。”

wenyan,duanshaoandemuguangbiandeyufayinchen。

pianqiaozaizheishi,jingmaochuyidaqunrenlaichaozheyaonaodongfang,zhenghaojiutingjianlelinshudezheifanhua,bianyourenjiezhejiujingeryeyuduanshaoan,shuo:“duandarenzheimenqinshihaizhenshiyuzhongbutonga,zheibaitangnishihemujibai,daoledongfangni,quelianmendoubujinqu。”

“haha……jiushi,yaowoshuoa,nijinwanburujiulouzheneizhimujishuihaole……”

“ei,nimenshuo,mingerneimujihuibuhuijiufuchuyiwojidanlaile?”

zhongrendediaoxiaoshengcierdixiangqi,lingduanshaoandeliansenankandaolewuyifujiadedibu。

linshushuowanneijuhuahoubianjinlewuzi,zhifenfuxiarenshouhaogechu,zhijiejiangduanshaoanheneiqun“zuigui”yiyanggejuezailemenwai,fangfotazheigexinlangguanhetamenbingwufenbie。

linshujinwuhou,jiujianyanhongzhaoyizuozaitabian,buzhijingshenhaodehen,lianqisesihudouhuifulebushao,yeyezhuguangzhixia,zhuchunhaochi,meimuruhua。

tingdaodongjing,yanhongzhaotaimoukanleguolai:“dafazoule?”

“……是。”

“neimafangugubangwobachuboqinglai。”

chumao,shiyanxiangshenbiandeqinxin,houlaiqulelinshu,zheicitamenfufuerrenteyibeiyanqingfengpailaibaohuyanhongzhao。

linshubuzhidaozijiaxiaojieweihehuranyaojianchumao,jiuxiangtatongyangbuzhidaotaduiduanshaoandetaiduweihehuranjiubianle。

xinshizhongzhongdiqujiaolechumaoguolai,denglinshudezhiyanhongzhaodemudehou,taxinlideyihuobujingengshenle。