第一章 傻子与狗

“jiwo,bawanjujiwo!”dajieshang,yigeyimibazuoyou,mianmuqingxiu,queyoujifendaizhideqingnian,zhengzaizhuizheyirentaoyaobeiqiangzoudewanjuche。

“jiezhe!”neirenhahayixiao,limajiangwanjuchepaoxianggaokong,beishenhoudejiangbolinjieleguoqu。

“bawanjujiwo!”qingnianyouniushenquzhuilingwaineiren,quebeijiangbolinyijiaochuaizailedishang。

“shazichen,yiliangpowanjucheeryi,zhiyume?”huanglehuangshoulizaoyipojiubukandewanjuche,jiangbolinheiheixiaozhewendao。

“jiwo,wode!”weichenyangtoukanzhewanjuche,leishuiyijingkaishizaiyankuanglidaqilezhuanzhuan,“neishiwodewanjuche!”

“nixiangyaoyekeyi,genwodechongwudayijia,ruguoninengdayingta,wojiuhaijini!”jiangbolinshuozhe,zhilezhipangbianlaoshizuozhededaheigou。

“zhende?”weichenjidongdewendao。

“dangranshizhende,wozenmenengpianni?”jiangbolinpailepaixiongfu,yibenzhengjingdishuodao。

“啊!”

weichendahanyisheng,chongzhedaheigoupaoleguoqu。

“beibei,yaota!”jiangbolinhahadaxiao,duizhedaheigouxiadalezhiling。

“汪汪!”

daheigoujiaoleliangsheng,duizhechongguolaideweichenpuleguoqu,jinjiushijindeliliangzhijiejiangweichenpudao,fenglideyachihenhenyaojinleweichenjianbangchuderuanrou。

weichencanjiaoyisheng,quanjiaobuduandazaidaheigoushenshang,daheigouquewudongyuzhong,zuishangdeliliangyoujiadalejifen,bingyongliyaohuangnaodaisiyao。

“woyaosini!”weichendajiaoyisheng,zhangkaidakouyaozhuledaheigoudebozi,yongshanglezuidadeliqi,dunshiyishengaihao,daheigoudehoulong,jingbeiweichenjiyaoduanle!

xianxuebuduanliutang,yibufenshunzheweichenboziwangdishangliuqu,haiyouyibufenzhijieguanjinleweichenkouzhong,beixilihutuhelexiaqu。

“made,zheishaziyaosilewodechongwu,jiwodasita!”yankanzheheibeiduanqi,weichenquemeiyousongkou,jiangbolinyishengdajiao,sansirenshangqubianduizheweichenyizhenquandajiaoti。

zhishiweichenqueyijiumeiyousongkou,suizhegouxuebuduanyongruhoulong,hunzhuodeshuangyanquekaishibiandeqingmingqilai,cengjinglinglingsansandejiyi,youruchaoshuiyibanyongshangxintou。

suizhierlaideshinaodairuzhenzhabandetengtong,weichenyoushiyishengcanjiao,jingtongdehunsileguoqu。

“jiangshao,tashibushibeiwomendasile?”jianweichenzuiyijingsongkai,quemeiyousihaofanying,yirenlimaxiaoshengtixingdao。

“zheishazipicaorouhou,zenmekenengbeidasi?”jiangbolinlengxiaoyisheng,“wangtalianshangsapaoniao,batacixing!”

“wolai!”neirenheiheiyixiao,zheijiudasuantaoniaoer。

quejianyiliangbaisedebentianjichierlai,tingzailejirenshenpang,yigeershiduosuidegaotiaonvzicongchelizoulexialai,dingzhejiangbolinzhoumeiwendao:“nimenzaiganshenme?!”

“zheishaziyaosilewodegou,wozhishizaijiaoxuntaeryi!”jiangbolinlengxiaodao,“sheizhidaozheishazijuranzhuanghunguoqu,wozhengdasuanbatanongxing!”

“weichenpingbaiwuguzenmekenengyaosinidegou?kendingshinixiataoerhaita!”wuxueqingjiaohengyisheng,“rangkai,woyaosongtaquyiyuan!”

“wuxueqing,gancuinigenzheishazilihun,jiajiwodele!”jiangbolinlanzaiwuxueqingmianqian,heiheiyixiao,“nizhidaode,woxihuanni!”

“rangkai!”wuxueqingyanzhongshanguoyisilise,dishenghedao。

“nihuijiajiwode。”jiangbolinshuozhe,limawangyichutuiqu,tongshijiaoyiyongli,zhiting“kaca”yishengcuixiang,weichenshizhirumingdewanjuche,beicailegexibalan。

“ni!”wuxueqingshuangmuyihong,nudengjiangbolin。

jiangbolinqueshihahayixiao,yixingrenzaoyiyuanqu。

“meicidourangwojinica**,shenmeshihoucainengjieshuzheizhongrizi?!”wuxueqingyanedekanzheweichen,queyouwukenaihe,chilidejiangtarengjinchehoupai,xiangzhefujinyiyuanerqu。

wuxueqing,wujiaerxiaojie,cengjingzhongxinggongyuebandecunzai,queyinweibeilaoyezibizhejiajiyigeshazierwenmingtaicheng,lunluoweiquanchengrendexiaobing,dahaoqiantu,jiuciduansong!

meiyourenzhidaolaoyeziweishenmehuibiwuxueqingjiajiyigeshazi,zheigemimiyezaiwuxueqingjiajiweichenyigeyuehou,laoyezisashourenhuanerchengweileyigexuanan。

xianrujinsannianguoqule,weichentuoleidewuxueqingyijiasankoubeiganchuwujiabieshu,yijiarenjizaiyigeliangshiliangtingdexiaofangzili,jiusuanshizaigongsi,yecongcengjingdeyewubujinglilunluoweixiaoxiaodeyewuyuan,keweiqicanwubi。

raoshiruci,weilejianshouzaiyeyemianqianlixiadedushi,wuxueqingyijiumeiyoupaoqiweichen。

“bingrenshishoule**caiyunjueguoqude,yijingmeishenmedaaile,shaoweixiuxiyixiajiukeyichuyuan。”bingfangqian,jingguoyixiliejianchazhihou,yishengzheicaikaikoudao。

wuxueqingzheicaianansonglekouqi,lianliandiantoudao:“xiexieyisheng。”

“meishenme,yinggaide。”yishengchongwuxueqingxiaolexiao,zhuanshenlikaile。

wuxueqingjinlebingfang,kanzhetangzaibingchuangshang,yanjingbuzhayixiadeweichenshuodao:“nidewanjuchebeicaisuile。”

meiyouhuiying,shenzhilianyanjingdoumeiyouzhayixia。

zheirangwuxueqinglengleyixia。

weichenlaidaowujiadeshihou,quanshenshangxiazhiyouzheiyiliangwanjuche,pingrilishizhiruming,sheidoubuyunxupengyixia,xianzaiwanjuchebeicaisui,tajuranliandianerfanyingdoumeiyou?

buhuishitadebinggengyanzhongleba?!

zhengxianghanyishengzaizhenduanyixia,liangdaoshenyingchongjinlebingfang。

yigesishiduosui,toufayijingbaileyibandedezhongnianfunv;yigeshiqibasui,genwuxueqingzhangdeyoujifenxiangxiangdenvhaier。

zhengshiwuxueqingdemagenmeimei,yaoguizhi,wuzihan!

“xueqing,zheigefeiwuzenmeyoujinyiyuanle,zhenshizaoniea!”yaoguizhihongzheliannudao,“zheisannianlai,guangtazhuyuanhuadeqian,zhishaoyedeshiwanle,zhendangzanmenjiashicishantanga?!”

“ma,takeshininvxu。”wuxueqingxiueweicu,xiaoshengzhengbiandao。

“nvxu?jiutayepei?”yaoguizhiyishenglengxiao,congbaolitaochuleyifenhetong,“zheishilihunxieyishu,nimenkeyilihunle!”

“lihun?”wuxueqingyileng,suijilianlianyaotou,“wocongmeixiangguolihun。”

“dangchuniyeyebinigenzheishazijiehun,qixianshisannian,xianzaisannianshijianyidao,nibugenzheishazilihun,nixiangbeitatuoleiyibeizi?!”yaoguizhibaiyaneryifan,“jiangjiayijinggenwolianxiguole,yuanyiqunizuoxifuer,nihaibujiecijihuishuailezheishazi?”

“jiangbolin?”wuxueqinglengshengwendao。

“jiangjiakeshitaichengshijia,zichanshangyi!”yaoguizhixiaozheshuodao,“nijiajijiangbolin,zanmenzaiwujiadediweijueduizhixianshangsheng,zhishaobuhuizaijizaizheigepofangzilile!”

“woshibuhuigenweichenlihunde。”wuxueqingyaoleyaotou,jianjuedishuodao。

“shiyizhici,zheikeyoubudenile,zongzhijintianzheifenlihunxieyiyidingyaoqianle!”yaoguizhilenghengyisheng,limajilewuzihanyigeyanshener。

wuzihanjieguolihunxieyi,congkoudailinachuleyinni,wozheweichendeshouzhizaiyinnishanganleyixia,zheijiudasuanwanglihunxieyishangan……