第5章 没心没肺

yijiangupoyazhidechalou,linzhehuaxideweizhi,baizheyifangxiaozhuo。chaxiang,hunzhexishangniaoniaosanqidewuqi,xiangshishenzaixianjieyiban。

weizhexiaozhuoluozuodeshichu、qiaoerweidangjiazhumu。shuoqilai,tamenmenliangqishiconglaidoubuduipan,nianqingdeshihoudoushibuduiyishutuandegugan,zhengdoupanbilehaoduonian,zuihouyiranbufenshengfu。jianlemian,zongmianbulelengchaorefengjiju,nianlingsuida,dangniandeqiyankeshisihaoweijian。

sheihuixiangdao,tamenjuranhuijieweiqinjia?meiyousihaoyuzhaode,ernvbianxuanbujiehun,yixiazirangliangweimamacuoshoubuji。bushimeiyoufanduide,jiehunzheishierlaidetaikuai,tamendoubufangxin。suishuochusongheqiaoyouyourenshihenduonian,keshiconglaimeitanguolianai,huranshuojiehun,huanzuosheiyejieshoubuledeba?

danshitamenliangxiangshichilechengtuo,yitiaoluzoudaohei。zuofumude,conglaiaobuguohaizide。liangjiabenxiangfengguangquxifu、jiaguinv,keshichusongmashanghuilebudui,qiaoyouyouyeshuojiehunshilianggerendeshier,jujuehunli。

zhihoujiuyizhifenjuliangdi,jianmianhenshao,xiangchudeshijiangengshao。zheicichusonghuilai,dangmadezhongyuzuobuzhule,benlaijiehunzheishierjiutingxiqiao,zaibuhaohaoguorizi,xiangganma?

“jintianbushuobiede。”qiaomumosuozhebeizixiankaikou。

chumuqingqingdeyaotou,“youyouhelaosan,bunengzaizheimexiaqule。”

“ai,”qiaomutanqi,“womenyouyoubuzhediao,meixinmeifeide。”

“laosanyixinzaifeijishang,zheimejiuyilailengluoleyouyou。”

nandeerweijianmianmeiyouqiangqiang,weileernv,doutuilebuzhiyibu。benlaima,neixietuyoudexuming,bibuguoernvzaixinlidefenliang,sheigengshengyichou,youyoushenmeyiyi?

jintianbuyongqiaoyouyoubobao,meidengdaoxiabanshijiantajiuliule,shanglejichengchehuiniangjia。benlaixiangyuechilinyiqichifan,keshipianpianjiarenyouyue。chilinshitaconggaozhongshihoujiuyiqiwandeguizhongmiyou,hechusongziranyeshixiangshuxide。

“renjiachusonghaoburongyihuilaiyici,fuqiliangnandejianmian,nayounizheiyangde,manshijiezhaorenpeinichiwanfan,rangrenchusongqingheyikan?”

qiaoyouyouzhuandongzhebigan,“jialiwuyuanwuguchuzheyigedahuoren,wokanzhebieniu。”

“doujiehunle,biexiangxiaohaiziyiyang。”

“pa”qiaoyouyoubabipaizaizhuozishang,“zenme?niyejuedewoyouzhima?”

“youyou,haohaozhenxierrenshiguang。buguanzenmeshuo,dangchujiehunshinizijixinganqingyuande,meiyourenbipo,neijiuhaohaozhenxizheiduanyinyuan。bushuole,minwenlaiyaolaijiewole,baibai。”

“拜……拜……”

qiaoyouyoukanzhejianjiananxiadepingmu,xinganqingyuan?meirenbipo?tajiushihedalecaidayinghechusongjiehun,jieguoyijuexinglai,xiangfanhuidoulaibuji,tayousiyaomianzimobukailian,zhinengyingzhetoupihechusonggailechuo。tamenliangjiehun,jiandandekeyiyong“wu”laixingrong。meiyonghunli,meiyoubinke,shenzhimeiyoulianjiezhidoushipijiupingdelahuan。kezheishijunhun,jielejiubiexiangli,kuangqiejiarendemianzibaizaimianqian,zijidiurenjiubale,zenmenengbajiarenyelaxiashui?

haozaichusongyouzizhizhiming,jiehunmeiliangtianjiuhuibudui,zhihouyizhixianshaohuilai,manmandeqiaoyouyoujuedejiehunyetinghao,bujinkeyibaituotajialaotaitaimeiriertimianmingdejiaohui,youkeyijixuziyoudeshenghuo。

zhishitayihuilai,jiuluanletadebuzi。haiyou,tayijingzaijializhuleyiwanshang,zenmehaibuzou?youxiebufuhechanggui。

“zenmezijihuilaini?chusongni?”qiaoyouyouyijinmen,qiaomamajiugouzhetoukanwangwaikan。

“他……有约。”

“shima?”qiaomamabaiminglebutaixiangxintadehua。

qiaoyouyoushangqianbaozhetadegebo,taohaodeshuo:“jinwannengbunengshouliuwoyisu?”

“做梦。”

“妈!”

qiaomamazhoumei,“biejiaoneimedasheng,woerduobulong,haozheni!”

qiaoyouyoushenhuxi,huanlehuan,“woele,youfanma?”

qiaomamahanlerenjitazuofan,zuozaitaduimiankanzhetayikouyikoudebafan,shengletangfangzaipangbian。“wojintianhenipopojianmian,shangliangleyixia,juedenihechusongnianjidoubuxiaole,yinggaiyaogehaizi。”

“……pu。”qiaoyouyoutouyipian,yikoutangquanpenlechulai,fuzhexiongkoumengke。

“nikankanni,shenghaizirangnihenchijingma?bushenghaizijieshenmehun?”

“nandaojiehunjiushiweileshenghaizi?”qiaoyouyoujingya。

“danshishenghaizishihunyinhenzhongyaodebufen,yigenvrenruguobushenghaizi,neitajiushibuwanzhengde!”qiaomuhenbuliuqingmiandeshuo。

qiaoyouyouchoulezhijincazui,lilelitoufa,“womentaimangle,zanshimeiyouyaohaizidedasuan。”

“那什么时候有?”

“buzhidao,zaishuoba。”

qiaomamayibazhangpaizaicanzhuoshang,zhendejiaogangtajinketingdechusongyigejiling。

“qiaoyouyou,biegenwodamahuyan,wozheihuikemeineimehaohunong,nibixuzaijinnianzhineihuaishanghaizi!”

qiaoyouyoukanzheta,bujinbumandewen:“neiruguohuaibushangni?”

“haoba,henjiandan,”qiaomutiaomei,“suijun。”

“……”qiaoyouyouxingmunudeng,zuilisaimanshiwu,shoujinwochengquantou,zhijiajihuyaoxianzairouliyiban。suijun?kaishenmewanxiao!yanqianzheiweiyaobushitaqinma,tajueduitiaoqilaichuozhetadebizimatashenjingbing。

chusongkuajinketing,bajianzhangnudeliangweidoumeiyouzhuyidaota。qingkeleyixia,“ma,youyou。”

qiaomamakanjianchusong,biaoqingyouxiebuziran,ganjinzhanqilaizouchucanting,“chusonglaile,womengangganghaizainiantaonini,chiwanfanlema?”

“还没。”

“zhenghao,heyouyouyiqi,”shuozhehaihuitoumaiyuanqiaoyouyoudao:“nizheihaizi,zaoshuochusonghuilai,jiudengzhetayiqi,zheiyidange,caidouyaoliangle。”

“meishier,tiedadewei,lengdongdeyebuaishi。”

qiaomamabeitadouxiaole,paipaitadejianbang,“kuaichiba。wozaifenfurenjinijiagecai。”

cantingyouzhishengxiatamenliangge,mianduimian,dayandengxiaoyan。qiaoyouyoulaozaojiumeileweikou,tuikaiyizizhunbeizhanqilai,“wochiwanle。”

shouquebeitaenzaicanzhuoshang,jinjinkouzhe,“peiwochi。”

“不想。”

“qiaoyouyou,fangwogezizheishier,nicaiwohuibuhuigaosuma?”chusongsixiaofeixiaodeshihou,xietiaoqiyibiandezuijiao,yanlishanzhexixue,huaihuaide,budebuchengrendeshi,henshuai。fangzaiwaimianjiushihuohai,keshiqiaoyouyouquexiangyongzhijiasipotadelian。junrenruchusong,liumangdemeibianmeiyaner,tajiubumingbaizenmezheimeduoniantahaimeibeikaichujunji?

qiaoyouyoumenbuhangshengyouzuohuiyuanwei,chusonglangtunhuyandechifan。zheimekuaijiuzhuihuijia,buzhidaoyoushisheichumaileta,yiqunbaiyanlang。

qiaomamazaizhuozizhengweizhizuoxia,meikaiyanxiaodekanzhechusong,“dabanniandoumeijianzhenile,feixingyuanshitingweixiande。”

“haihao,maninfangxin。”

“fangxinfangxin,hehe,”qiaomamaxiaozhediantou,zhuantouduizheqiaoyouyoushiyanse,keshiqiaoyouyouquepiekaitoukanyibian,laotaitaihenhendengletayiyan。

chusongdangzuomeikanjian,jixuruowuqishidechifan。

“chusonga,maganggangheyouyouhaizaishuo,chenzhenimenliangdounianqing,shishihouyaogehaizile。”

chusongdedongzuotinglejimiaozhong,zhenghaobeiyouyoukanjian。tajiuzhidao,takendinghetayiyang,buhuidayingshenghaizide。

“woyejuede,woheyouyouyinggaiyougehaizi,zheiyangjiusuanwobuzaijia,tayebuhuitaigudan。”shuowan,haichezhezuijiaoduizheqiaoyouyouxiao。

qiaomamayiting,tebiekaixin。keshiqiaoyouyouqueshayanle。

“zheijiuduile,zaodianershenghaizizaodianeranding,nimazhidaolekendingyetebiekaixin。wozheijiuqujitadadianhua。”

chusongdiandiantou,qiaomamagaogaoxingxingdezhanqilaizouchucanting。

qiaoyouyoumizheyanjing,yaoyaqiechideyadishengyinshuo:“nisheng?”

“我播种。”

“滚!”

chusonghahaxiaoleqilai,buzhidaoweishenmehuineimekaixin,yanjingdoumizaiyiqi,haiqiaoqileerlangtui,huangahuangde。

qiaoyouyoucumei,poweixianqidewen:“nizenmehaibuzou?”

chusongbukanta,guyihendashengdehuidadao:“zounaer?youyounijiwozhitiaominglu。”

“zou?”qiaomamadeerduo,yongyuanzheimelingmin,yiyansaodaoqiaoyouyou,gendaiciside。

qiaoyouyounaodaiyichui,chadiankezhuozishang。tazhendehenbudeyichuitoubachusongdenaodaichuijinduzili。

yinianzhineihuaishanghaizi,yitamenliangyinianxiangchubudao20tiandeqingkuanglaishuo,dequeyouxiekunnan。erqieqiaoyouyouyixinjiandingbuxiangyaohaizi。tajuedezijihainianqing,buxiangzaozaodebeihaizisuoqianban,chusongchangnianbuzaijia,tanandexiaoyaozizai。youlehaizi,yaozhaogutachihelasa,danxintahuishengbing,meitianweizhehaizizhuandeshenghuo,tazhendebuxiangzheimezaokaishi。

chusongquehaosibushizheimexiangde。keshiqiaoyouyouhenjianjue,tayijue**shuangwanle,liulezhongzaitaduzili,zijipaohuibuduijixuguodanshenmeihaoxiaoshenghuo,ertaqueyaoyanghuohaizi,pingshenmehaoshierdourangtaluozhe?pingshenmetajiuyinggaileisileihuodeyanghaizi?

qiaoyouyoulakaichuangtouchouti,kanzheanjingtangzaijiaoluodetaotao。tajiranshuoleyaohaizi,neizheixiedongxikendingpaibushangyongchang,tameitaliqizu,tayaobawangyingshanggongtayemeizhe。suoyidangjiliduan,chenzhetaxizaodekongdang,pizhedayicongjialipaochulai。yilukuangbenbuting,zhidaoxiaoqudeyaofang。tuikaibolimendeshihou,zijidakouhuchudeqitizaibolishangpenchuyipianbaimangmang。

chusongcongyushichulai,quemanwuzizhaobudaoqiaoyouyou,tadedianhua、pibaoshenzhiyaochi、menkadouzaijiali,renquebujianle。zhengzhunbeichuquzhaota,qiaoyouyoubiancongdiantilezoulechulai,dakoudakoudechuanqi,xiangshizuolejulieyundong。

“去哪儿了?”

qiaoyouyouzhenjingdeshenkaishuangshouzuokuoxiongyundong,“paobu,yundongyixiashentihao,neige,woxianxizao。”shuowan,yigeshanshenpaohuijia。huanghuabunengshuotaiduo,huiluxianerde。bunengxiaokanchusongneiyishuangyanjing,feixingyuandeyangenyingside,weimiyixia,jiunengzhidaoqiaoyouyouneijuhuashizhenneijuhuashijia。

yijingrudong,jingchengdedongtianzongshiyouganyouleng。qiaoyouyoupaoleyihuierbijiandongdetonghong,shenshangquehaitingnuanhe。

zaihuasaxiachonglehenjiu,qiaoyouyoucaiguozheyujinzouchuyushi。chusongzhanzaichuangbian,renzhenduanxiangzheshoulidedongxi。fangjiandeguangxianshinuannuandehunhuangse,qiaoyouyoumizheyanjingkanleyihuier,limazhuanshenliuhuiyushi,quebeichusongyishenghezhu。

chusongzoujin,bashoulidedongxijudaoqiaoyouyouyanqian,waizhezuijiaoxiao,yanliquekanbudaorenhexiaoyi,“youyou,yaobuyaojieshiyixia,zheishishenme?”

“jiushihezishangxiedeneixie。”

“ganggangwohemashuodehuadoushierpangfengma?”

qiaoyouyoupiekaiyanguanglvlvtoufashuo:“wobuxiangyaohaizi。”

“weishenme?”chusongdeshengyinmeiyoubolan,yemeiyouwendu。

“buxiang,meiyouweishenme。”

“suoyinijiujuedingyongzheigaisidewanyierduifuwomendehaizi?”chusongyouxiejidongdeshuowan,shouyihuibaihezifeilechuqu,zhongzhongzazaiqiangshang。

qiaoyouyouxintouyijin,yongbiyunyaoduifutamendehaizi?weishenmehuadaotazuilijiubiandezheimecanren?qiaoyouyoushouzhitouchuozhetadebijian,keshitagaochutahaoduo,chaojiahaiyaoyangshitarangqiaoyouyouhenbushuang,gancuitiaodaochuangshang,qiazheyaofushita。

“nishuangwanleliuyigehaizijiwo,yinianbuzhejiarangwojiniyanghaizi,pingshenme?wojiushibuxiangshengbuxiangyaohaizi,buyao!”qiaoyouyoujinbizheyanjingdahan,shuangshouwoquan,yaoyaqiechideyangzi。

“qiaoyouyouninaogoulemeiyou?”

“**decainao,laoniangmeixinsiheninao!chusong,congjintianqi,jingshuibufanheshui!”

chusongyeshengqi,keruguotabuxianditou,zhenbuzhidaoruheshouchangle。shaoweihuanlehuanxinqing,shenshouqulaqiaoyouyoudeshou,ketaquexiangshuaikai。

chuanghenruan,zhanzaichuangshangderenhennanzhaohaopingheng,qiaoyouyouyonglishuaikaitadeqianzhi,jiaoxiaqueshiqupinghengwanghoudaoxiaqu。

“悠悠!”

“砰!”

chuangtouhongmusuozuo。qiaoyouyoufangebaiyaneryunleguoqu。